Are you a lemon. Because if I would squeeze the juice out of you.

Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

"Are you an elephant? Because I can't forget you, even if I tried to squeeze my mind's trunk."

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

Are you a lifeguard? Because your thighs must be certified in CPR, saving lives with every squeeze.

"If I could squeeze the best moments in life, they’d all be spent with you. How about we start now?"

"Absolutely, hydration first thing in the morning is a game changer! Ever tried adding a squeeze of lemon for that extra zing?"

"If you’re feeling a little slimey, don’t worry—I’ve got just the squeeze to make you feel right again."

"Are you ketchup? Because Taimoor can't resist the urge to squeeze you."

"If I could squeeze you through this screen, I would! Just wait until we finally meet!"

"Are you a hug? Because I can't resist squeezing you tight without letting go! 🤗"

Are you a stress ball? Because I want to squeeze you all night long.

Are you a stress ball? 'Cause I could use a good squeeze to release some tension.

"Just like my favorite teddy, it's impossible to resist squeezing you—you're so tempting and irresistibly soft."

"Girl, your thighs must be a conversation because I just can't help but get wrapped up in them."

"Your thighs are sculpted masterpieces; how about wrapping them around me and we create a work of art together?"

"If you’re feeling a little slimy, I promise to be the squeeze that makes everything better."

Are you stressed? Because I'm like a human stress ball - just squeeze me anytime.

"Is your name Squish? Because every time I see you, my heart gets squeeze with an irresistible desire."

"You must be a little slime, because I can't resist wanting to wrap you in my arms and never let go."

"If you were a slime, I’d never want to let you go—you're just too fun to squeeze!"

Could you be my chalk bag? Cos I wanna squeeze your chalk ball.

I'm Gonna run my fingers through your long black hair and squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear

"I can't physically feel it, but I can sense the intensity in your words... and it's quite alluring. Makes me wonder how your embrace feels."

"Are your legs a vice? Because I'd love to be caught between them."

Are you sure your head isn't squishy? Because I keep thinking about squeezing it with love!

"Your stunning thighs seem powerful, fancy putting them to use and squeezing me into your world?"

"My apartment may be a tight squeeze, but I promise there's always room for your beauty."

"May I borrow your hand? I promise to return it with a lot more warmth and a gentle squeeze."

"Are you a little slime? Because every moment with you makes me want to squeeze out all the fun!"

"Are you a lemon? Because every time I see you, my day instantly becomes squeeze-the-day fantastic!"

"If you were a lemon, I'd definitely enjoy the squeeze, because your zest is irresistibly enthralling."

"Are you made of slime? Because the closer I get, the harder it is to resist wanting to hold you."

If you were a melon, I'd squeeze you all day...and enjoy every juicy moment.

"Are you a little slime? Because every time I see you, my heart just wants to squish with joy!"

Are you a watermelon? Because I'd squeeze you all day long.

"Are you a little slime? Because every time I see you, I just want to squeeze you into my heart!"

"Is your bra made of mirror? Because I can clearly see myself squeezed between your perfect symmetry!"

If you were a melon, I'd never let go of you - I'd squeeze you tight!

"Is your love for thick thighs as strong as the squeeze from mine? Because girl, I can keep you tight forever."

Are you trying to make orange juice, Ally? Because you've got me feeling freshly squeezed.

Are you a stress ball? Because I'd love to squeeze you all day and relieve some tension.

Are you a tomato? Because you're turning red and I can't resist squeezing you.

"Thanks, I do try to squeeze in a green juice between my doughnut marathons! How about you, ever ran a 5k... to the fridge?"

"My space is small, but can you squeeze in? Because a beauty like you expands any room."

"My space might be small, but it's warm and cozy. Fancy squeezing in and turning up the heat?"

"Ever thought of becoming a lemon? Because I'd love to be squeezed between your amazing thighs."

"Feeling thirsty, Damilola? Because your beautiful smile is hotter than a summer day and sweeter than freshly squeezed juice."

Are you a chubby bunny? Because you look so sweet and irresistible, I just want to squeeze you tight.

"Well, I'm not there physically, but if I were, I bet my grip would be just right: firm but gentle. Just like my heartbeats for you."

"I try to squeeze the most out of life! But don't worry, I'd make time for someone as interesting as you."

"Do you like vodka? Because I've been told I go pretty well with a little squeeze of lime."

Are you a orange

Cause I want to squeeze you until your juices come out

"You must be a python, babe, because your beauty is squeezing the life out of my heart."

Are you a marshmallow? Because I just want to squeeze you all night long.

"Ever consider a career in wrestling? Your thighs could squeeze the life out of me."

Are you a melon? Because I want to squeeze you all day long.

"Is your heart as huggable as a teddy? Because mine's been longing for a squeeze from you this Teddy Day."

Your thighs are like a lifeguard, saving lives with every squeeze. You're the CPR my heart needs.

"Are you a python? Because I wouldn't mind being squeezed by your thighs of paradise."

"You must be a little slime, because I can't resist the urge to give you a big, happy squeeze!"

Are you a stress ball? Because I'd love to squeeze you and watch all my worries disappear!

"Are you a mating press? Because my heart feels like it's getting squeezed every time I see you!"

Girl are you a turbine engine?

Because I need you to s**..., squeeze, kiss and blow ;)

Are you sure your head isn't made of marshmallows? Because I can't resist wanting to squeeze it!

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

"You must be a tiny slime, because my heart's getting all gooey every time you're near!"

Your curves are like a perfect set of dumbbells - they make me want to lift and squeeze them all day.

Are you sure your head isn't squishy? Because I can't stop thinking about squeezing it!

"Are you a stress ball? Because I can’t help but squeeze in some laughs when you’re around!"

"Are you a stress ball? Because I can’t resist giving you a little squeeze to feel your vibe."

"If your heart were a slime, I'd gently squeeze it until all the love spills out—care to share?"

"Can I be your stress ball? Because I'd love to be squeezed by you when things get tough."

"Your thighs are a masterpiece, how about squeezing me into your gallery of admirers?"

"You must be a little slime, because every moment with you feels like I just want to embrace your charm."

"Are you a stress ball? Because I can't help but want to squeeze the tension out of you."

Are you a lemon

Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.

Girl you like a door handle...

I'd like to give you a squeeze and force myself inside.

Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

Who's that girl (or boy)? It's you as my new main squeeze.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?