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Top 17 Squeeze Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Squeeze chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

  2. Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

  3. Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

  4. Could you be my chalk bag? Cos I wanna squeeze your chalk ball.

  5. Are you a cabbage?

    Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

  6. Damn girl that ass an anaconda?

    Cause I just wana squeeze

  7. Are you a lemon

    Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.

  8. Girl you like a door handle...

    I'd like to give you a squeeze and force myself inside.

  9. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

  10. Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

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Funny squeeze pickup lines

Why don't you get rid of that side saddle and come be my mane squeeze?

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?

Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

Who's that girl (or boy)? It's you as my new main squeeze.