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Top 20 Squeeze Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Squeeze pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Squeeze conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Can i squeeze my hardware into your software

    Without getting a virus?

  2. What's the difference between me and a dog?

    When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

  3. Hey girl wanna see you new favorite necklace?

    Gestures to right hand making a squeezing motion

  4. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

  5. Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

  6. Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

  7. Could you be my chalk bag? Cos I wanna squeeze your chalk ball.

  8. I'm Gonna run my fingers through your long black hair and squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear

  9. Are you a orange

    Cause I want to squeeze you until your juices come out

  10. Girl are you a turbine engine?

    Because I need you to suck, squeeze, kiss and blow ;)

Funny squeeze pickup lines

Are you a cabbage?
Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Are you a lemon

Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.

Girl you like a door handle...

I'd like to give you a squeeze and force myself inside.

Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?

Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

Who's that girl (or boy)? It's you as my new main squeeze.