93 Laundry Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 93 laundry pick up lines for her and flirty laundry rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about laundry that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your laundry rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny laundry pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty laundry joke for a great chat response.

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Best Working Laundry Rizz

A good Laundry pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.
"Are you a laundry detergent? Because my white tee heart needs your love to stay clean and bright."
"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."
"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that could use your gentle, loving touch."
"Are you a laundry expert? Cause I'm like a white tee, needing your tender care to avoid any dirt."
"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I’ve been searching for… except the ability to complete my laundry!"

Short and cute laundry pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about laundry are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your love to stay spotless and shining."

"Is your name Courage? Because you've got my bravery on its knees faster than Superman on laundry day!"

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because every time I see you, my life becomes as fresh and bright as a white tee."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your love to stay clean and dazzling."

"Is your name Laundry? Because I can't wait to take you out of the dryer - you've got my heart all warmed up."

"Hey Tameka, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...just like my white tees in laundry."

"Tameka, if love was laundry, would you treat my heart like your favorite white tee: worn often and kept spotless?"

Cheesy laundry Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Usually, I'm conquering mount laundry or playing guitar - it's a sexy balance of domestic and rock star, don't you think?"

"Oh really? Were we somewhere exotic or just doing laundry together?"

"Hey Tameka, are you laundry detergent? Because I'm your white tee, and I need your love to stay clean and bright."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee, and I need your love to keep me spotless."

"Hope your washing machine is keeping up, mine goes on strike after laundry day number two!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...with my laundry and ask for your help?"

"Are you a missing sock? Because I've been searching for you all day in the laundry of my life!"

Funny laundry Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Laundry conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Are you my missing sock? Because I've been searching for a perfect match like you in every laundry cycle."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because when I'm with you, I feel like a bright white tee, spotless and new."

"Are you laundry detergent? Because you make my heart bubble like you're taking care of your favorite white tee."

"If I were a white tee on your laundry list, would you handle me with extra care so I don't get dirty?"

"Are you a laundry expert? Cause every time I see you, my heart wants to spin and tumble like a white tee."

"Tameka, if love was laundry, would you treat me like a white tee? Gentle cycle, no bleach and plenty of softener."

"Are you a laundry expert? 'Cause I'm a white tee needing your special kind of TLC, minus the dirt please!"

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm like a white tee, needing your love to stay clean and vibrant."

"Just like my love for white tees, I can't help but 'stain' with you in my mind, without the laundry mishaps."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because with you, I feel like a white tee - always clean, fresh and loved on."

"Hey Tameka, are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm the white tee that needs your special love to stay clean."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your gentle loving without the stain of heartbreak."

Clever laundry Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Laundry hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Tameka, if loving you was laundry, I'd make sure our whites are always bright, and nobody stains my favorite tee."

"Are you laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that only yearns for your gentle, loving cleanse."

Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

"Finished? I'm more of a perpetual work in progress, kind of like Picasso's art... or my laundry pile."

"Oh absolutely, I would have arrived in a shining suit of armor... but the dry cleaner's closed. Curse that medieval laundry!"

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because with you, I'm no longer afraid to get 'dirty white tees'."

"Hey Tameka, are you a laundry detergent? Because my feelings for you are nothing but pure, like my white tees."

"Hey babe, you're the only guy I'd clean off-field dirt for; your muscles are my favorite late-night laundry."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because without you my life is just as dull and grey as a dirty, unloved white tee."

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

"Is your name Laundry? Because I can't wait to take you out of those clothes and make you feel fresh again."

"Are you my laundry? Because I feel the chemistry every time we tumble together."

Smooth laundry Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Laundry pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for...including that missing sock from laundry day."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your love, not dirt."

"Are you a white tee? Because I want to keep you untouched, except for my heart's laundry detergent called affection."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because when you're around, I feel cleaner than a loved-up white tee."

"Your bed does everything? Mine only specializes in eating socks. Every time I do laundry, a pair goes in, only one sock comes out!"

"Is your name Laundry? Because I feel an irresistible urge to separate your clothes from you!"

"Are you a laundry expert? 'Cause I'm a white tee desperately searching for that perfect, delicate wash of your love."

"Is your name laundry? Because I feel like we should tumble together... In a hamper, of course!"

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because you've got me feeling like a white tee, in need of your love and careful handling."

"Are you a laundry detergent, Tameka? Because when you're around, I'm feeling like a cherished white tee!"

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because you have me feeling like a white tee, clean, fresh and longing for your love."

"Is your name Google? Because I'm searching for a way to sort my laundry and you've got all the answers."

Flirty laundry Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Laundry pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the idea of you willingly doing my laundry."

"Like a white tee in a mud fight, I'm risking it all hoping you won't treat our love like a laundry day mishap."

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm a white tee in need of your delicate wash and endless love."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my dirty dishes and laundry seem to disappear."

"Are you laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that's craving your love, care, and stain-removal powers."

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to dirt you, only love and laundry await us!"

"Do you have a laundry detergent? Because I'm feeling like a white tee that craves for your love, clean and pure."

"Tameka, are you a laundry detergent? Because every time I see your beauty, I want to be your white tee."

"Absolutely, I prayed too! I even threw in a prayer for my laundry skills...those socks aren't going to match themselves, you know."

"Tameka, you're so out-of-this-world beautiful, I feel like a white tee in a laundry challenge... desperately needing your attention."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because whenever I'm around you, all I see is bright whites and love, love, love."

"I'll definitely try it, because just like in video games, I never back down from a challenge... unless it's doing laundry."

Cringe laundry Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because even as a white tee, I can't resist your charm to keep me clean and loved."

"Hey Tameka, are you laundry detergent? Because I feel like only you could keep this white tee of mine clean and bright."

"Tameka, are you a laundry sorter? Because I'm feeling like a white tee that only wants your clean love."

"Like a white tee on laundry day, Tameka, I won't mix you up with the rest - You're my only special wash."

"Hey Tameka, are you a laundry detergent? Because you keep this white tee of mine spotlessly in love."

"Hey Tameka, are you a Laundry Expert? 'Cause I want to be your white tee; cared for, clean, and always close to your heart."

"Hey Tameka, are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm like a white tee, longing for your love to keep me spotless."

"Is your name Laundry? Because I can't resist taking you out for a spin then hanging up my heart to dry!"

"Like a white tee on laundry day, I'm longing for your love to keep me clean and bright."

"I must be a white tee, because the way you look at me, I know I'll never end up in your dirty laundry."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because my white tee's heart is stained with your love and only you can remove it!"

"Hey Tameka, are you a laundry expert? Because I'm a white tee in need of your gentle care and endless love."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Laundry love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Laundry chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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