The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 14 Laundry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Laundry pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn you fine! What's YO laundry mark?

  2. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  3. Hey are you a laundry machine?

    Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you

  4. Hey, are you good at laundry?

    Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

  5. Are you a laundry machine

    Cause I want to put a load in you

  6. If I will be your man, you don't have to do the laundry.

    Because, we'll be naked all of the time.

  7. Let's make like a laundry cycle. I'll be Dirty, you'll get wet, we'll spin around, tumble dry, and snuggle

  8. Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

  9. That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?

  10. Sorry, but you owe me a quarter. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped clean laundry.

Funny laundry pickup lines

Can I help you do your laundry?

I want to bang you on top of the washers in the laundry room.

The laundry room is load of fun.

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.