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Top 28 Joint Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Joint pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

  2. Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

  3. Let's unleash our joint potential and strive for full integration.

  4. What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

  5. What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

  6. I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

  7. Damn ma are you a burger joint?

    Cause im tryna go to in n out you

  8. What do you call a joint you and I share

    Joint Custody

  9. Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

    Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.

  10. Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.


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How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!

Grandad: Hey ladies, there’s gonna be a storm tonight,

Ladies: omg how do you?
Grandad:Coz my joints are sore, but that won’t stop me moving for you.

Not to be “Petty...”

But let me get to the point: Let’s roll another joint. You’re an American Girl and I’d love to take you Free Fallin’... I may be Runnin’ Down A Dream, but I Won’t Back Down.

Are you a joint?

Hey girl, are you a joint? Cuz I want to hit that and pass it to my homies.

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Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

I never thought that I would meet the woman of my dreams at a coffee joint. Am I dreaming?

Sally from Whoville, what's your sign? Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?

I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let's smoke this baby.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

Excuse me ma'am are you a joint? Because you're smoking!

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Well spread my cheeks and call me "cell bitch;" you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!

That is quite an elbow joint.

Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?

Can you lube my joint?