Are you a joint? Because you're smokin' hot!

"Is your name Sativa? Because whenever I'm with you, my spirits are lifted higher than any joint could."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection with those glasses and that joint."

Like a joint rolled perfectly, you're a high I never want to end.

Are you made of marijuana? Because you're smoking hot, just like my joint.

Your love for the green blooms like a beautiful garden. Let's share a joint and create memories that will never harden.

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I've been studying joint venture accounting and I'm totally invested in your assets."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? After all, I believe in joint accounts."

"Your smile is like a well-crafted balance sheet, it adds value to my world instantly."

Are you a joint? Because you're smoking hot and I can't wait to light you up.

Your passion for herbal bliss ignites a spark in me. Your aura so alluring, like a joint in moonlight, sets my spirit free.

"Do you believe in shared hobbies? How about we roll a joint and spark up a conversation?"

"Are you a director? Because you've just lit up my world like a perfectly rolled joint on a movie night."

"Ever consider a joint venture? Because with your beauty and my global management skills, we'd rule the world."

"Darling, in the ledger of my life, you're definitely an asset. How about we balance these feelings together?"

"Is your name Rizzler? Because every time I see you, my world lights up like a perfectly rolled joint."

I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

"Is your name Mary Jane? Because just like a good joint, you light up my life."

"Shelby, are you a joint? Because getting high with you is on top of my bucket list."

"How about we spark up a conversation instead of your usual joint, and maybe our dogs could meet, too?"

"Are you a burger from my favorite fast food joint? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just lost my way in your joint pain-free smile!"

Well, I can show you the best Tex-Mex joint in town. Promise it'll be a spicy experience you won't forget.

"Are you a cane? Because you help me stand tall even with my arthritis!"

"With that charming smile, I’d walk through a thousand aches just to be near you."

Are you made of kneecaps? Because you're the joint that holds my life together!

"If you were a burger at my favorite joint, you'd be the 'Special of the Day', every single day."

Are you a joint? Because you're smoking hot and I'd love to roll with you.

"Are you a pizza at my favorite joint? Because you've got all the toppings that make my heart melt."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my joint pains disappear and my heart races."

Are you a joint? Because you light up my world and make me feel high.

Your love for pot is intriguing, it adds to your mystique. Let's share a joint under the moon, our connection unique.

Haha, I prefer my highs to come from laughter, not a joint. But hey, to each their own! What's your go-to guilty pleasure snack?

"I may need a cane to walk, but your smile makes me feel like I'm flying. Care to take a stroll with me?"

"Are you a joint venture account? Because our partnership would yield high returns."

"They say pain is temporary, but I'd endure anything for the chance to make you smile."

Oh, you have no idea what you're missing! The guacamole alone is life-changing. I'd love to show you around a Tex Mex joint sometime!

"Are you a joint? Because you light up my world with your unique sparkle."

What do you call a joint you and I share

Joint Custody

"Are you a magician? Because every time you smile, my pain disappears and I feel a spark."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my joints forget their pain!"

"Well, a joint blushing session doesn't sound half bad! Your charming vibe already has my cheeks turning a shade of delightful peach!"

"Excuse me, but even with my cane, I’d walk miles just to share a moment with you."

Burgers can be quite scandalous! Let's plan an undercover mission to uncover the best burger joint in town together. 🕵️‍♂️

"Hey, do you have a lighter? Because your beauty just sparked a joint interest in my heart."

"You must have a magic touch, because even with arthritis, you’ve got me feeling all kinds of excitement!"

"Are you my joint venture? Because I can't account for all the interest I have in you."

"Like in joint venture accounting, our synergy could really maximize the profit of this romantic endeavor."

"Just like a perfect joint, you and I together could spark up something truly magical."

Are you a joint? Because I wanna roll with you all night long.

"Is it too ambitious to suggest a joint venture? You handle my heart's accounts, and I'll invest in your happiness."

Are you a joint? Because you're smoking hot with those glasses on.

Your style's on point, like a painting in a joint. Can I be your muse, to never disappoint?

Are you a joint? Because I'd love to roll with you all night long.

Oh, believe me, I'm the master of trying new things! Especially when it comes to finding the best pizza joint in town. 🍕

"Have you ever considered a joint venture? Because together, we could create the world's most beautiful baby."

"Why study the stock market alone when we can turn it into a joint venture at Morgan Stanley?"

"Your eyes twinkle, they outshine the stars, how about we ditch this joint and head to Mars?"

"Are you a chiropractor? Because you just made my joints feel all tingly inside!"

"You light up my life more than your favorite strain, care to share a joint adventure together?"

"Are you a cane? Because you've got my heart walking in circles despite my arthritis!"

Are you a joint?

Because I wanna light your kiss on fire

Have you heard about this new joint in town?

Apparently it has everything except you and me

"Are you a joint? Because whenever I'm near you, I can't help but feel the spark in my bones!"

"I may have a cane, but it’s just my stylish accessory for walking straight into your heart."

"Girl, are we a joint venture? Cause our chemistry's got the figures skyrocketing."

Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.

"Arthritis may slow me down, but I’m fast enough to see how stunning you are from across the room."

"Like a perfect joint, you're all I need for a smooth, high ride."

"Is your name Joint Venture? Because our chemistry could balance any ledger."

"Is your name Arthritis? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of aches and pains... in a good way!"

Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!

Grandad: Hey ladies, there’s gonna be a storm tonight,

Ladies: o**... how do you?
Grandad:Coz my joints are sore, but that won’t stop me moving for you.

Not to be “Petty...”

But let me get to the point: Let’s roll another joint. You’re an American Girl and I’d love to take you Free Fallin’... I may be Runnin’ Down A Dream, but I Won’t Back Down.

Are you a joint?

Hey girl, are you a joint? Cuz I want to hit that and pass it to my homies.

How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

Excuse me ma'am are you a joint? Because you're smoking!

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?

That is quite an elbow joint.

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

I never thought that I would meet the woman of my dreams at a coffee joint. Am I dreaming?

Sally from Whoville, what's your sign? Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?

I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.

Can you l**... my joint?