The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Finished Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Finished pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  2. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  3. Hey are you an abstract painting?

    Cause I could finish you in three strokes.

  4. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  5. Unlike your hotel room, I'll let you finish in time.

  6. Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

  7. Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.

  8. You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

  9. Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

    Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

  10. I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

Funny finished pickup lines

I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

Call me Sheamus because I'll finish in 18 seconds...

You can come over a work in process but I'll make sure you leave a finished good.

Finish the lyrics:

Country Roaaaaaad!!!!

**Take me Hoooooome !!!!!!**

ok, If you say so

Are You a Movie ?

'Cause I can Sit down and be sure to stay till you finish...

I’m a nice guy…
So I’ll let you finish first.

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line-
Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said:
Were you responsible for Boston tea party?

He said: No, little before my time

And I finished by saying:

Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

When you leave the restaurant do you take home the leftovers?


:so if we go out will you take me home and finish me later?

If you promise not to blue shell me I'll let you finish first 🥇

(mario kart obviously..)

Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Want to see who can race to the finish?

They say nice guys finish last...

...because ladies should always cum first.

Most couples love finishing each other's sentences....

I just wanna finish in you 🥵

They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

They say that nice guys finish last

I guess that makes me a nice guy, because I'm gonna make sure you finish first.

Hey girl are you a hot pocket?

Cuz you’ll finish in 2 minutes tonight

Are you a 10k race?

Cause I’d die finishing you

Are you a race ?

Coz I'd finish first.

Why don't we finish these drinks & go back to my apartment?

Chipotles burritos are like sex, and girl I always finish last.