I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

If your boobs were a blood type it would be double A's

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

[Tom is playing with a stethoscope, using it on Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler)] Oh my god. Your boobs are dead!

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

A steering wheel in the shape of a boob.

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Girl, do you know Oreos are like boobs? Because they taste so much better with milk & creams.

Want me to save you from the evils of Wraeclast? Then show me your boobs.

Aw, that's sweet of you to say. What do you like to do for fun? Any hobbies or interests?

Haha, sounds like fun! I've been told I have a pretty good technique. Maybe you can judge for yourself sometime? 😉

"Your curves are like a novel, I want to explore every page."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'd love to make a deposit.

"Your smile's a treasure, like stars up above, with grace and beauty, you're the one I love."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your captivating smile and irresistible curves."

"Hold on, don't press block! Your smile is far more captivating than any gravity-defying act those bras perform."

Your curves and your smile light up the room, leaving me breathless in awe of your bloom.

"Your luscious dark blonde locks are a dream, but your figure? That's an epic fantasy come to life."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, with a beautiful face to match."

Are you an art history major? Because you've mastered the art of stealing my heart.

"Are you a melody in the concert of my life? Because your classmate seems to be hitting all the wrong notes."

"Can we grab a coffee sometime? Because just like your OnlyFans content, you 'java' got my heart racing!"

"Are you a mathematician? Because with curves like yours, you've just enhanced my interest in geometry."

Your curves in that bralette are like a work of art, and I can't stop admiring them.

"I might be feeling low, but your captivating beauty pulls me right back up, care to share some happiness?"

"Smiling by your picture, but I'd be over the moon to see the live version of your captivating curves."

"Are you an artist on OnlyFans? Cause your beauty has already sketched a masterpiece in my heart."

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

"If I were a bra, I'd be hooked on you because you're the perfect fit for me."

"When your eyes meet mine, it's a touch that pierces deeper than skin; it reaches my soul."

"Your mind captivates me, but I must admit, your curves are a beautiful testament to nature's artistry."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my heart disappears behind those stunning curves."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your knockers are out of this world.

"Covering such beauty with those divine hands? Darling, even the stars get shy hiding behind the clouds."

"Is your gym routine a secret or can I join? Because the gravity of your charm is as heavy as those dumbbells."

"Is your accent from heaven, love? Because those curves are speaking louder than any British symphony."

"Are you a bra? Because like big boobs, I find myself unable to support my feelings for you without stumbling!"

Darling I love seeing your boobs while playing volleyball, because I would totally hit that.

"Before you hit block, just remember: even your bra can't contain your charm as well as it does everything else."

"Excuse me, but your beauty is so captivating it makes me forget everything else around me!"

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your... mesmerizing eyes.

"With lips that red and a figure like yours, it's hard not to get lost in your beauty."

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... and your hot boobs."

"Your energy is incredible! I’d love to get to know the person behind that stunning presence."

"Facebook shows a dazzling queen with gorgeous curves. Fancy giving a glimpse of the empress behind the OnlyFans curtain?"

"Darling, he may have a nose for trouble, but I've got eyes only for your heart's beautiful melody."

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

"Can I be your bra for a day? I'm pretty good at supporting and covering precious treasures."

"Excuse me, but your smile is as captivating as your curves—both are hard to ignore!"

Your big boobs are like a captivating peek, in this game of love, you're the winning streak.

"Is it just me, or do your bold red lips and stunning curves make the world seem a little brighter?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my self-control over pizza!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially that divine cleavage!"

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and that gorgeous silhouette."

"Your beauty's a treasure, like stars in the night, those curves draw me closer, your smile feels just right."

"Being lost in your eyes is a pleasure, but recognizing the beauty of your entire soul is a treasure."

Are you made of sugar? Because you've got me craving a sweet taste of those beautiful curves.

Haha, well I must say that comment definitely caught my attention. You seem fun and playful!

"Is it just me, or does your smile make those gorgeous curves even more irresistible?"

"Are your eyes made of glitter? Because every time I look at you, I forget my own name—again!"

Your intelligence is as captivating as your beauty. You're the perfect blend of brains and beauty.

"Wait, don't press block yet! I'm more lost in your eyes than a sailor in the Bermuda Triangle."

"Do you believe in love at first sniff? Because when I smelled your workout glow, my heart did a flip."

"Excuse me, but your smile shines brighter than the stars; I just couldn't help but notice how stunning you are!"

Well, I must say, you have a way with words. Careful though, you might just make me blush. 😏

"Are you a star? Because your presence lights up the room, and I can’t help but be drawn to your brilliance!"

Are you a boob wall? Because I can't stop staring at you.

"Is it gravity or your captivating bust that's pulling me in? Let's explore this attraction a bit further."

"Did you just come from the gym? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, in the realm of big hearts, none can outdo you."

"Are you a concert ticket? Because that guy got a noseful, but I've got the exclusive backstage pass."

"Are you made of sugar, spice, and everything nice? Because I can't stop staring at your eyes."

"That's one wild experience! I'd rather enjoy the concert keeping my senses intact, especially around a captivating woman like you."

"Your beauty curves like a gentle breeze, a sight that puts my heart at ease."

Well, I must say, your honesty is refreshing. Let's see if you can handle more than just a playful tease ;)

Sounds intriguing. I bet my hands could do wonders too. Ready for a little show and tell?

"Babe, if he thinks sniffing is impressive, wait till he sees how I treasure you every day."

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

"I must say, your confidence makes you glow more than any physical attribute could."

"Your beauty caught my eye on Facebook, but those curves on OnlyFans? They're stealing my heart."

"Excuse me, but your bold red lips and confidence are like art—absolutely captivating and impossible to ignore."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you in just a bra, I'm spellbound by your charms."

"I must say, your energy lights up the room. Care to share what else makes you shine so bright?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my attention disappears... just like your top.

Sure! Here are two smooth and charming pick-up lines for you:

"Excuse me, but your energy lights up the room—it's hard not to notice how captivating you are!"

"Are you Romanian? Because you've raised my standards as high as the Carpathian Mountains."

"Your smile isn't the only thing about you that's captivatingly buoyant."

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in those beautiful eyes of yours."

"With curves like those, I bet they have a mind of their own; want me to keep them in check?"

"Your hair may hide some beauty, but I can still see the spark that lights up the room."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your profile, everyone else disappears—especially those gorgeous curves!"

"Haha, sounds like quite an adventure! I can't promise to be that bold, but I'm definitely not shy either."

"If you're that good at hiding, imagine how amazing you'd be at revealing—care to give me a sneak peek?"

Your curves are like a work of art, I can't help but get lost in their beauty.

Are you made of magic? Because I can't help but be enchanted by your captivating figure.

"No concert or classmate can compete when your beauty's the main event in my life's symphony!"

"That dress is stunning, but your confidence in it is truly what steals the show."

"I can't tell if your hair is hiding a treasure or just making me more curious to know you better."

"Before you hit block, remember life's more fun with curves. Yours, darling, could cause traffic blocks."

Your chest is a work of art, a masterpiece I could gaze at forever. Can I have another look?

Did you get those from heaven? Because those curves are making this place feel like paradise.

Haha, fair point! I guess they do come in handy for stress relief... But have you tried bubble wrap? 😂

"Darling, your hands are like a mystery novel, hiding the most tantalizing chapters."

"Even though I can't offer you lobster, how about catching a movie instead? My intentions are nothing shellfish!"

"Your beauty radiates brighter than any star, and your curves? They make the universe jealous."

Are you made of sugar? Because your boobs are just as sweet and irresistible.

"You must be majoring in International Relations, because those are the most 'diplomatic' assets I've ever seen!"

"Babe, forget about him sniffing in the wrong places, I'm here to keep you laughing and smiling in all the right spaces."

"Are you a fox with big boobs? Because you've stolen the spotlight from Fantastic Mr. Fox!"

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, my heart kicks into overdrive."

"Do you have an EpiPen? Because your smile has me gasping for breath more than your shellfish allergy."

Are you made of diamonds? Because your face sparkles as much as your other assets.

"You wear that outfit like a work of art—bold, beautiful, and impossible to overlook."

Haha, sounds fun! I'm more of a chest man myself. But trust me, there's a lot more to me than just that. 😉

Your beauty is like a sunset, radiant and bold; in your presence, my heart's story is told.

"Don't let me miss the chance to admire a lady with a personality as captivating as her curves."

"With curves as stunning as yours, you're the masterpiece that even Picasso couldn't paint."

"Are you a professional photographer? Because every time I look at you, I see a picture-perfect moment."

Your presence is like a masterpiece, captivating and alluring. Can I be your admirer?

Your beauty is like a melody, captivating and lovely to see.

"The elegance of your curves reflects the sophistication in your personality, truly mesmerizing."

"Wow, they must've mistaken you for a celebrity... or cheese. Concert people are strange. Ever had anyone lick your elbow thinking it's a lollipop?"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got "fine" written all over you, and I’m not just talking about your big heart.