"Just like Mesopotamia invented writing, you've invented a new kind of sexy, that's worth etching in stone."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my breath away, like a high-altitude flight.

"You're so hot, you must have invented global warming. Can I be your environment to protect?"

Did you invent a turbocharged backpack too, because you're giving me major Johnny Test vibes.

Did you invent gravity? 'Cause every time I see those arms, I fall for you all over again.

Did you invent the sun? Because your presence lights up my day!

Did you invent the color pink? Because your smile is so bright, it's like a fib turned into magic.

"You in that black dress...you must be the reason they invented the word 'stunning'."

Did you invent the color blue? Because every time I see your nice eyes, I feel like swimming!

Did you invent bias? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've won the lottery!

"Oh, it's warm there? I'm currently inventing an air conditioner hat. Think it'll catch on?"

"Your inventive spirit's a radiant ray, making every day a glorious good day."

"Wow, that's...unique. Perhaps in the next concert, we could invent an invisible boob shield. Patent pending."

"Did you know Google Maps invented a new symbol? It's a pin on your forehead, marking the loveliest destination."

"Did you invent the word 'chocolate'? Because every time I see you, it's sweeter than saying 'I love you'."

"Good morning love, did you invent the sunrise? Because your smile is the only thing that can outshine it."

Did you invent paper? Because every time I'm with you, my heart is on a tear!

Did you invent the stock market? Because every time I see you, my smile goes up!

"I guess I'll have to invent a new word then, because 'beautiful' doesn't even begin to cover it."

Did you invent the horseshoe? Because whenever you're near, I feel like I've struck gold.

"Did you invent the overtime concept? Cause ever since I met you, all I want is more time with you."

"Did you invent the airplane? Because your love sends my heart soaring to new heights."

Babe, you are so hot. Words haven't even been invented to describe you yet.

"Just attempting to invent words, because none in the dictionary seem to describe your level of beauty accurately."

"Did your dad invent the sun? Because your smile shines brighter than any star."

Did you invent the printing press? Because you've got me falling for you in chapters!

Did you invent the tickling feather? Because every time you're around, daddy feels that tingling sensation.

Did you invent the spaceship? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm on another planet.

"Did you invent the hourglass? Your replies certainly make me appreciate every grain of time."

Did your mom invent the sun? Because every time I see her, my day gets brighter.

"Miu, your inventions might be impressive but they can't compete with the chemistry between us."

Did you invent the hour? Because our conversations always fly by in a blink!

Did you invent insomnia? Because every time I see you, I just can't seem to fall asleep.

Did you invent the smile? Because every time I see you, my stocks in happiness rise!

Did you invent the airplane? Because you've got my heart taking off with those killer legs.

Did you invent gravity? Because with those big boobs, the laws of attraction are definitely in motion.

Do I also have a talking dog and twin sisters who invent crazy gadgets like Johnny Test?

"okyhr? Haha, I think your fingers did a little dance on the keyboard. But hey, I'm cool with inventing our own secret language!😉"

"Guess what? I've been trying to invent a new constellation, but your eyes just outshone every star in the sky."

Did you invent the high jump? Because every time I see you, my heart leaps over the bar.

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I see your thighs, my heart takes flight.

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm flying without wings.

"Are you a fashion designer? Because without clothes, you've just invented the perfect style."

Did you invent the toothbrush? Because every time you smile, it's like a little startup for happiness!

Did you invent fireworks? Because every time I see you, sparks fly!

Haha, well, you're right. But that's why God invented Uber and cranes for the heavy lifting, don't you think?

Did you invent the plane?

Because you seem Wright for me

Did you invent the alphabet? Because I swear, you're always complaining about the same old letters.

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just made my heart take off!

"Did your father invent the lighthouse? Because even in the darkest times, you manage to guide me home."

Did you invent the Dog Residue item? Because every time I see you, I can't help but leave a piece of myself behind.

"Eres la razón por la que los españoles inventaron el flamenco, ¿bailamos?" (You're the reason Spaniards invented flamenco, shall we dance?)

"Just like a Homo Erectus, I've got mad skills. But yours? They've got me inventing fire again."

"Did you invent the microwave? Because whenever you're around, it feels like everything gets done in just 2 minutes."

Did you invent the sun? Because every time I look at you, my day suddenly brightens!

Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? He won a "No-bell" prize!

Did you invent the "pivot" move? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

Did you invent the internet? Because your mind is like Google - full of fascinating knowledge!

Did you invent the keyboard? Because every time I see you, my keys just stop working.

Did you invent the laugh button? Because every time I'm around you, it's on full blast!

Did you invent the wheel? Because you have been spinning in my mind all day!

Did you invent the wheel? Because you're rolling through my mind all day long.

"You're so stunning, I may have to invent new words to describe how you ignite my desires."

Did you just invent the airplane? Because whenever I look at you, my heart takes off!

"You must be the reason why they invented air conditioning, because you're definitely bringing the heat."

"Just like Da Vinci's inventions, you’ve sparked my curiosity—I can't wait to explore all your hidden wonders."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just made my heart take off faster than a Boeing 747.

Did you invent makeup? Because every time I look at you, my heart blushes like a sunburned lobster!

Did you invent the sun? Because every time you smile, my day gets a whole lot brighter.

"Friends don't usually cause this much electricity. Maybe we're inventing a new category."

"Well, darling, I planned on kissing you until we invent a new definition of forever."

"Are you from Mesopotamia? Because you've just invented writing...and it's all over my heart."

"Did you invent the word 'shukriya'? Because every time I see you, I feel the need to say it three times!"

Did you invent the wheel? Because I see you rolling through this block party with style.

Did you invent the time machine? Because every second with you feels like a blockbuster movie marathon.

"I totally get that! Coffee fuels creativity. If you could invent your dream coffee blend, what would it be? Let's brainstorm!"

Did you invent the internet? Because every time I see you, my WiFi signal drops.

"Are you Donatello's creation? Because just like his inventions, you blow my mind with your beauty and intelligence."

Did you invent communism? Because whenever I'm with you, I feel like we should seize the means of love!

Did you invent the stock market? Because every time I see you, my portfolio grows!

"Well, you could try inventing a hot chocolate dispenser that also plays Netflix. I'd buy it in a heartbeat!"

Did you invent the internet? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a byte.

Did you invent the shovel? Because you're great at digging deep for success!

Did you invent the electric fence? Because you're shocking me more than Bob Katter!

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just gave me a terminal velocity in my heart!

Did you invent the internet? Because you just made my heart crash and reboot.

Did you invent time travel? Because every moment with you feels like a timeless adventure, Terry Hayes.

Did you invent the internet? Because every time I see you, my heart goes Google-Gaga like Terry Hayes!

"With that daring outfit, you must be the reason zippers were invented—let's explore all the fun together!"

"Just trying to invent a time machine, so I can experience every moment with you twice."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my breath away, like a perfect wife.

Did you invent the sun? Because every time you smile, my day gets brighter.

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I'm flying... with lies.

Did you invent the sun? Because whenever you're around, it feels like the world just got brighter.

Amazing, just invented a new dance move called the "awkward shuffle." How about you?

"Did you invent the word love? Because you've redefined it in a whole new way for me."

Did you invent the airplane? 'Cause...

You seem Wright for me.

"Excuse me, but in iTaukei language, there's no word for 'beauty' because they invented you!"

Did you invent the compass? Because I always seem to find my way back to you!

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I see you, my heart takes off and I invest in happiness.

Did you invent the silent treatment? Because girl, my phone feels neglected without your replies.

Did you invent the Katterpillar? Because girl, you're giving me butterflies in my stomach!

"You love hot baths, I love making jokes...so, how about we invent a rubber duckie comedy club?"

"Did you invent the airplane today? Because you've got my heart taking flight without even trying."

Did you invent painkillers? Because with your love, I'm feeling nothing but butterflies.

"Did you invent the butterfly effect? Because I just caught feelings that could change my entire world."

Did you invent the word "chic"? Because you're the epitome of style and grace.

Did you invent the light bulb? Because every time you smile, you light up the room.

Did you invent the curly fry? Because you've got those locks twisted just right.

Did Homo erectus invent fire? Because you've sparked something in me that's hard to extinguish.

Did you invent the alphabet? Because I can't seem to find your number anywhere in it.

Did you invent the sun? Because you're the reason my gloomy days suddenly seem brighter.

Did you invent WiFi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that screams "help me, please!".

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I see you, my heart takes off!

"Did you invent the early bird special? Because you got me catching feelings way earlier than I expected."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my heart on a first-class trip.

Boredom is no match for us! How about we brainstorm the world's most impractical invention? My vote goes to a self-stirring spoon for milkshakes.

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time you smile, my heart takes off on a wild ride.

"Hey Miu, as the ultimate inventor, can you invent a way for me to rizz up your heart?"

"Headache, eh? Maybe my corny jokes are too much to handle! Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!"

Did you invent the airplane?

Cause you're Wright for me.

Did you invent the airplane?

Because you’re the Wright one for me

Did you invent fire?

Cause you're a caveman

Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

You are the reason that god invented boners.

What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

I invented the Naughty List…

O, somebody bring me a bucket of water ’cause I just found my muse of fire! Hey, baby, did you ever ascend the brightest heaven of invention?

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome