Top 50 Sandwich Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sandwich pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Do you know the diffrence between a sandwich and a blowjob?
No? Let's have lunch.
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One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
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Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
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Hey girl, are you a subway?
Because I want you to make me a sandwich.
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Do you like sandwiches?
Cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs
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Keep me in the fridge till you want me.
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Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick
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If you could go make me a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would it be?
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!
I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
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Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns
Funny sandwich pickup lines
I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick.
Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Girl are you Popeyes chicken sandwich?
Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns
Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"
I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."
Are you a Subway sandwich?
Because you make my 6-inch a footlong ;)
Are you a sandwich filler?
Because you're inbred.
Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich
bc your balls are HUGE!
Hey girl do you like ham sandwiches
Then u should check out r/danduscirclejerk it’s a great subreddit for sexy pics of ham sandwiches
Hey dude are you a sandwich
Because I want to put my white sauce between you buns
Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?
Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No
Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?
Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.
Are you Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich?
Cuz I want you to be unavailable to everyone except for me
What kind of sandwich do you want?
Cuz I wanna pork
So much sandwich, with my meat and your buns.
How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?
You like making sandwiches?
We can sandwich toast to orgasms. - Red
I am NOT a bologna sandwich.
One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.
Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?
You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n' cream filling.
Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich?
Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth