Top 43 Sandwich Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sandwich pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sandwich conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
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Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
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Hey girl, are you a subway?
Because I want you to make me a sandwich.
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Keep me in the fridge till you want me.
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Do you like sandwiches?
Cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs
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If you could go make me a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would it be?
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!
I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
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Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns
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Are you a sandwich
Bc I can put the p in your bj
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Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Funny sandwich pickup lines
Girl are you Popeyes chicken sandwich?
Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns
Girl are your thighs made of bread?
Cause i want them to sandwich me.
Hey girl are you a Popeye's chicken sandwich?
Because I would stab somebody over you...
Are you a sandwich filler?
Because you're inbred.
Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?
Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No
Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?
Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.
Hey girl do you like ham sandwiches
Then u should check out r/danduscirclejerk it’s a great subreddit for sexy pics of ham sandwiches
What kind of sandwich do you want?
Cuz I wanna pork
Are you Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich?
Cuz I want you to be unavailable to everyone except for me
Are you a Subway sandwich?
Because you make my 6-inch a footlong ;)
You sound like a delicious deli sandwich that I am hungry for.
So much sandwich, with my meat and your buns.
How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?
I am NOT a bologna sandwich.
One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.
Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?
You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n' cream filling.
Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich?
Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
Do you want chips with that sandwich?
Do you want to sandwich? My salami in your buns.
Girl you're sweet as the cookie that I get with my sandwich, can I taste u "Now And Later"
I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.
I would so make your sandwich