Top 50 Sandwich Pick Up lines
Do you love sandwiches or eating sandwiches? Use the best sandwich pick up lines to help you flirt and impress. Are you a sandwich pick up line?
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One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
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Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
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Is your name Jill? Because I would like Jill sandwich.
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Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?
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Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth
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Have you tried the KFC sandwich? It's finger licking good when my cock gets in your buns.
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We can sandwich toast to orgasms. - Red
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Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face
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Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in your ass
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I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich
Working sandwich pickup lines
Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick
Hey girl, are you a subway?
Because I want you to make me a sandwich.
Do you like sandwiches?
Cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs
Keep me in the fridge till you want me.
Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!
I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns
Are you a sandwich
Bc I can put the p in your bj
Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Girl are you Popeyes chicken sandwich?
Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns
Girl are your thighs made of bread?
Cause i want them to sandwich me.
Are you a Subway sandwich?
Because you make my 6-inch a footlong ;)
Are you a sandwich filler?
Because you're inbred.
What kind of sandwich do you want?
Cuz I wanna pork
Hey girl are you a Popeye's chicken sandwich?
Because I would stab somebody over you...
Are you Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich?
Cuz I want you to be unavailable to everyone except for me
Hey girl do you like ham sandwiches
Then u should check out r/danduscirclejerk it’s a great subreddit for sexy pics of ham sandwiches
Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?
Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No
Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?
Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.
I'll have the club sandwich and fries and your number to go.
If sexy were sandwich. you would be double stacked.
Oh my God, that is the hottest thing ever. You made me a sandwich?
So do you like Italian or salami? [choose one] because i need to know what kind of sandwiches to order you for lunch.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
You are a stack of cold cut - without you my sandwiches will be meaningless.
