Top 43 Sandwich Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sandwich pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Do you know the diffrence between a sandwich and a blowjob?
No? Let's have lunch.
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One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
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Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
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Hey girl, are you a subway?
Because I want you to make me a sandwich.
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!
I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
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Girl are you Popeyes chicken sandwich?
Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns
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Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"
I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."
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Girl are your thighs made of bread?
Cause i want them to sandwich me.
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What kind of sandwich do you want?
Cuz I wanna pork
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Hey dude are you a sandwich
Because I want to put my white sauce between you buns
Funny sandwich pickup lines
Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!
GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
Are you a sandwich filler?
Because you're inbred.
Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?
Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No
Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?
Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.
Hey girl do you like ham sandwiches
Then u should check out r/danduscirclejerk it’s a great subreddit for sexy pics of ham sandwiches
Are you a Subway sandwich?
Because you make my 6-inch a footlong ;)
Hey girl are you a Popeye's chicken sandwich?
Because I would stab somebody over you...
Oh my God, that is the hottest thing ever. You made me a sandwich?
So do you like Italian or salami? [choose one] because i need to know what kind of sandwiches to order you for lunch.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
You are a stack of cold cut - without you my sandwiches will be meaningless.
You are sexy enough to make me a sandwich.
You like making sandwiches?
So much sandwich, with my meat and your buns.
How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?
You make me melt like cheese in the Hot Capicola Sandwich.
We can sandwich toast to orgasms. - Red
I am NOT a bologna sandwich.
One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.
Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?
You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n' cream filling.
Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich?
Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth