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Top 35 Mayo Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mayo pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a Bud Light Lime?

    Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

  2. Hablas Espanola? No matter — my love needs no translation.

  3. Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito.

  4. Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

    I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

  5. Are you a slice of bread

    Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you

  6. Dammmnnnnn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!

  7. Are you a burger...

    Cause i want to spread my mayo on you

    IDK if this exists i was eating burger and saw a hot waiter

  8. Are you Cinco de Mayo? Cuz I'd like to think about you all night and forget about you tomorrow.

  9. Are you from Mexico? Cuz you look like you belong under me.

  10. Border Patrol I need to see what's south of your border.

Funny mayo pickup lines

Eres una angel? Porque…uh… want a beer?

Feliz cumpleanos?

Hello. I would like to celebrate you nationwide and regionally in Mexico.

I "Cinc"-o you should take off your pants.

I'd like to put my worm in your tequila bottle.

I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you refrain from calling me a hot tamale.

I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.

Let me see your Mexican HOT dance.

Let's go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.

Let's put the third X in Dos Equis.

May the Avengers inspire you to drink superheroically this Cinco de Mayo.

Oh, a Cinco de Mayo Party? Tell me again where in Mexico you're from?

That is not a burrito in my pocket.

That sombrero makes your butt look phenomenal.

Want to viva la Mexi-Go back to my place?

Yo quiero dat ass!

You make me caliente.

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.

You're the Light in my Corona.

You know what would go good on ur hot dog? Mayo

Insert meat and mayo here.

Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.