If we were sandwiches, you'd be the zesty mustard to my plain mayo.

"Are you a jar of mayo? Because as I age, my appreciation for your smoothness only grows."

"Are you a pickle? Because I'm in quite the pickle, trying to find someone as dill-lightful as you."

Hablas Espanola? No matter — my love needs no translation.

"You love coffee, games and pickles? Well, I'm like your perfect blend, a little sweet, strong and extra crisp."

"Ketchup hater too? We're practically soulmates. Next you'll tell me you think mayo is the superior condiment!"

"Talking about pickles and mayo, but honestly, your mix of charm and love for video games is the tastiest combo."

"I can be the pickle to your mayo - a little spicy and tangy, yet perfectly satisfying every craving."

Chica, you're like a piñata, because i'd definitely hit that!

"Is your name Mayo? Because I'm finding it difficult to spread my attention anywhere else."

Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito.

"Girl, if you were a sandwich at a family picnic, I'd definitely pick you first – and not because we're out of mayo."

Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

"Hmm, a layer of mayo? Intriguing. I'm more of a spicy mustard kind of guy. Keeps things interesting, don't you think?"

"Like pickles in mayo, we could mix surprisingly well, leaving a delicious taste you've never experienced before."

"Are you a pickle? Because I find myself in a real dill-emma, trying not to relish every moment with you."

"Is your name Mayo? Because you're egg-xactly what I've been spreading my search for."

"Just like a perfect blend of mayo and pickles, our chemistry can create an unforgettable taste of love."

"Do you like pickles? Because I relish the idea of serving you some mayo eggs on the side!"

"Are you a volleyball? Because you've got me set for a perfect match with your pickle-loving self!"

"Is your name Pickle? Because I find myself in quite a dill-em-ma, unable to resist your tangy charm."

Dammmnnnnn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!

Are you a slice of bread

Coz I wanna spread some mayo over you

That sombrero makes your butt look phenomenal.

Are you a burger...

Cause i want to spread my mayo on you

IDK if this exists i was eating burger and saw a hot waiter

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.

You make me caliente.

Want to viva la Mexi-Go back to my place?

Let's put the third X in Dos Equis.

Let's go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.

Let me see your Mexican HOT dance.

I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.

I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you refrain from calling me a hot tamale.

I'd like to put my worm in your tequila bottle.

I want to make you Cinco de My Own.

I "Cinc"-o you should take off your pants.

Hello. I would like to celebrate you nationwide and regionally in Mexico.

Feliz cumpleanos?

Border Patrol I need to see what's south of your border.

Are you from Mexico? Cuz you look like you belong under me.

Are you Cinco de Mayo? Cuz I'd like to think about you all night and forget about you tomorrow.

Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.

You know what would go good on ur hot dog? Mayo

That is not a burrito in my pocket.

My pinata could use a few whacks too.

Insert meat and mayo here.

May the Avengers inspire you to drink superheroically this Cinco de Mayo.

You're the Light in my Corona.

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.