Top 50 Cream Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cream pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Since you already work in a bakery

   Can you whip me?
   
   Can you give those hot buns?
   
   Can you whip some cream for me?

2. You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

   Now all you need is some cream filling

3. I’m a burrito

   Fill me with meat and sour cream.

4. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

5. Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.

6. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

7. This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

8. Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

9. Can I be the cream to your coffee?

10. You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

Funny cream pickup lines

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

Baby, you must've just been churned,cause you're looking so fresh.

Are you ice cream?

Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you

I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

Are you the ice cream man?

Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

Are you ice cream?
Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

Damn shawty, are you a danish pastry?

Because I wanna pump you full of cream.

Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, coz you already made me cream in my pants.

Is that a drumstick in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

Dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Creamed.

Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

I’m lactose intolerant,

But I wouldn’t mind your cream

It must be hot in here...cause you're making me melt.

I like my ice-cream, like i like my women

Dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

Want to get ice cream

Or can I make you scream for the cream

You remind me of a bunch of cookies

Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;)

Your hand roll looks like an ice cream cone.

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

Are you a cup of coffee?

Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!

Your legs remind me of an unfinished Oreo..

All I gotta do is split them and make you cream.

(Came up with it myself wanted opinions..)

I don't want to beat around the bush,

So here's a razor and some shaving cream.