Top 50 Cream Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cream pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cream conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Since you already work in a bakery

   Can you whip me?
   
   Can you give those hot buns?
   
   Can you whip some cream for me?

2. You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

   Now all you need is some cream filling

3. I’m a burrito

   Fill me with meat and sour cream.

4. Is it Thanksgiving yet?

   Because you should let me cream on your pie

5. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

6. Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.

7. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

8. Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

9. This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

10. Did you hear about the cream smeared on the Mona Lisa?

    Or should I give you a demonstration?

Funny cream pickup lines

Can I be the cream to your coffee?

You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

Baby, you must've just been churned,cause you're looking so fresh.

I scream, you scream, we all scream, for my cream.

Are you a Doughnut?
Because your soft, sweet, curvy........


And pretty soon you'll be a combination of glazed and cream filled

I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!

Are you sun?

Because everytime I see you, my heart melts like ice cream or chocolate

Are you the ice cream man?

Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

Are you ice cream?

Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, coz you already made me cream in my pants.

Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

Dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Creamed.

Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

I’m lactose intolerant,

But I wouldn’t mind your cream

What is common between you and Ice cream cone?

I love to lick them both.

Are you a bowl of ice-cream?

Because you’re so sweet and I want you to melt in my mouth

It must be hot in here...cause you're making me melt.

Roses are red, grass is green....

Open your legs, I will fill you with cream

Hey girl, are you a Mortician?

Because I’m trying to get my cream-ate