Top 50 Cream Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cream pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Since you already work in a bakery

   Can you whip me?
   
   Can you give those hot buns?
   
   Can you whip some cream for me?

2. You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

   Now all you need is some cream filling

3. I’m a burrito

   Fill me with meat and sour cream.

4. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

5. Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.

6. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

7. This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

8. Baby, me love yuh suh much me'll buy your bleaching cream.

9. Can I be the cream to your coffee?

10. You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

Funny cream pickup lines

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

Baby, you must've just been churned,cause you're looking so fresh.

Are you ice cream?

Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you

I scream, you scream, we all scream, for my cream.

I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!

Are you sun?

Because everytime I see you, my heart melts like ice cream or chocolate

Are you the ice cream man?

Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

Are you ice cream?

Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

Damn shawty, are you a danish pastry?

Because I wanna pump you full of cream.

Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, coz you already made me cream in my pants.

Is that a drumstick in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Creamed.

Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

I’m lactose intolerant,

But I wouldn’t mind your cream

Are you a bowl of ice-cream?

Because you’re so sweet and I want you to melt in my mouth

It must be hot in here...cause you're making me melt.

Are you ice cream?

Because I have the urge to lick ya.

I like my ice-cream, like i like my women

Dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

Want to get ice cream

Or can I make you scream for the cream

You remind me of a bunch of cookies

Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;)