Top 50 Fried Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fried pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You're the ketchup to my fries.

2. With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

3. You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

4. Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

5. Girl are you fried chicken?

   Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.

6. I would actually like some fries with that shake.

7. Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.

8. You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.

9. I love french fries but I love you more.

10. Dayum...One Look at you, chica,

    and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

Funny fried pickup lines

We go together like a burger and fries.

If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.

Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?

How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

Are you ketchup

Because I wanna stick my fries into you

Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

Would you like fries or my number with burger today?

Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.

Hi, are you fries?

Cause i wanna french you.

Are you fried chicken?

Cause I wanna eat your skin.

Best line that's worked for me

Me, You, Barry White, scented candles, massage oils, my sheepskin rug, a roaring fire and a bucket of fried chicken...what do you say?

It gets a laugh, then from there get the number and away you go.

Do u like KFC

Because I can give you this kentucky fried cock

Has anyone ever told you’ve got beautiful fries?

I'll eat you out like the fries from In-N-Out Burger

Animal Style

Hey girl do you like French Fries?

Cause I got an unlimited arch card for those mcmuffins

Hey, handsome, are you gonna eat those fries?

Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage

Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.

Are you a frying pan?

Cuz ur sizzlin!


She replied with "OMG"

Hey fry bread girl! You got a major commodity body! I would love to snag you for the 49!

Would you like to lick the fry bread grease off of my lips??

You are the fried oyster of my eye. (Alabama)

You are the Kentucky Fried Chicken for me! (Kentucky)

I'll have the club sandwich and fries and your number to go.