The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Ordered Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ordered pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

  2. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  3. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  4. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  5. Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

  6. Call me Amazon Prime

    Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  7. I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

    First order of business will be me taking you out

  8. Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

  9. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  10. Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

Funny ordered pickup lines

You make me raise my point of order.

Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? from "A Beautiful Mind"

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

Did you abandon the first order in your first battle?

B/C you FN as hell

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

Don't worry, babe, those Executive Orders will never get used!

Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

I have this friend

I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit

It's time to practice some safe Mex with this Chipotle order.

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

My fellow comrade of the Women's League, allow me to proceed with my raised point of order...

Get all your affairs in order, I won't have affairs, I'm yours, girl. from "Faithful"

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

Hey, girl, did you order takeout?

Cause I've got something hot right here you're going to love putting in your mouth