The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Ordered Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ordered pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ordered tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you my KFC order?

    Because I’m missing two thighs!

  2. Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

  3. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  4. Looks like a merger is in wide can you split your stocks?

  5. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  6. Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

  7. Call me Amazon Prime

    Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

  8. I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

    First order of business will be me taking you out

  9. Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

  10. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Working ordered pickup lines

Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

You make me raise my point of order.

Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

Did you order takeout from a restaurant? Because I am delivering some meal to your heart.

Want to try the perfect sex? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Girl, I'd like to make some GraphQL requests with you. {orders {name,phone}}

Master Raven: I hope your affairs are in order.

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

I will make order in your face.

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

Don't worry, babe, those Executive Orders will never get used!

I'm going to have to get an anti-restraining order against you

this way you have to stay within 100 feet of me at all times.

So like if I ordered a dirty martini, would you be the olive? 🫒

Because like if you think about it.. you’d be getting wet and we’d both be getting dirty

Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

My schlongs name is Law & Order

Would you like to be my special victim?