Top 50 Ordered Pick Up lines

Call me Amazon Prime

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

You make me raise my point of order.

Are you the pizza i just ordered?

Because i’m trying to eat you in thirty minutes or less.

Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

Want to try the perfect s**...? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Master Raven: I hope your affairs are in order.

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that “family” part later on

Are you a Jedi?

Because the time has come...

Execute Order 69

Don't worry, babe, those Executive Orders will never get used!

I'm going to have to get an anti-restraining order against you

this way you have to stay within 100 feet of me at all times.

So like if I ordered a dirty martini, would you be the olive? 🫒

Because like if you think about it.. you’d be getting wet and we’d both be getting dirty

Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

My schlongs name is Law & Order

Would you like to be my special victim?

It's time to practice some safe Mex with this Chipotle order.

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

My fellow comrade of the Women's League, allow me to proceed with my raised point of order...

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

Girl are you a subway

Cause the judge ordered you gotta give me a footlong

Hey, girl, did you order takeout?

Cause I've got something hot right here you're going to love putting in your mouth

In order to be classified as peanut butter,

Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?

Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my prom date.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

Picking up a barista

Order a drink that begs this question:

Barista: Should I leave room?
You: No, but I've left room in my phone for your number.

A few names

Hey guys I know a family that has 9 girls and all and all are named from the bible. I already posted one of their names (Liberty) and wanted to know what you guys think of the rest so in order of oldest to youngest with ages.

Victory - 18
Patience - 16
Liberty - 15
Tempest - 13
Pettra - 12
Evangelina - 10
Jubilee - 9
Harvest - 5
Promise - 2

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might s**... and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.

\*fingerguns*

Do you work at McDonalds?

Because I would like to order a McFuck