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Top 22 Local Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Local pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm fairly your bed.

  2. Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?

  3. Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

  4. Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

    I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

  5. Tell me what you think

    So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

    Whatdya think?

  6. Don’t worry, I’m 100% organic AND locally grown.

  7. I love Feeding local wide life.

  8. Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

    That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

  9. Are you a local business in Minneapolis?

    Because I wanna bust inside you and rearrange your insides

  10. Does your family own the local bakery?

    Cause I can see you've got the best cake in town

Funny local pickup lines

Say you were a key?
(I fucked the title)

Say I were a key

Could you fit the lock?


Please kill me

\-Local EBoy

Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...

All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.

I heard we’re supposed to order in to support local businesses.

Your place or mine?

I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?

I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?

Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.

Girl, I understand if you want to take things slow – we can change to the local.

Black Friday is when I drive to the local KFC for a gang bang.

Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?