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Top 12 Tape Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tape pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

  2. I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

  3. Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.

  4. Hey are you duct tape?

    Because you could try to fix my broken heart but we both know that duct tape won't last long.

  5. Wanna find out what went on on those erased parts of that tape baby?

  6. Anyone know what this mean?

    A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being kinky if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

  7. Are you a cassette tape?

    Cuz at the end of the day, I want to put my pencil in you and rewind

  8. Let's make a kiss tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.

  9. Girl you must be tired,

    coz running in duct tape is hard.

  10. Hey Girl

    Wanna make a kiss tape and split the profit?

Funny tape pickup lines

Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.