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Top 13 Tape Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tape chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

  2. I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

  3. Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.

  4. Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.

  5. Wanna find out what went on on those erased parts of that tape baby?

  6. Let's make a sex tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.

  7. 'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

    'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

    'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

    'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

    'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

    'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

    'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

    'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

    'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

    'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

    'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

  8. Hey do you like tapes and cd’s?

    Cause I’m gonna tape my dick to your face and you can cd’s nuts

  9. Hey Girl

    Wanna make a sex tape and split the profit?

  10. Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.

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Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

Do you like tapes and CD's? Because I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.