Top 23 nsfw Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Nsfw chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Just bought some weed
Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high
Edit : idk if the NSFW tag is really necessary, but here it is -
[nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?
Coz you can swallow my straw
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Nsfw Do you like bees?
Because i want to pollinate your behind
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[nsfw] are you a gun?
Coz i wanna put you in my mouth and make you blow
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[nsfw] roses are red, a group of birds is a flock
Get on your knee’s and i’ll whip out my cock
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(NSFW) Hey girl, were you raised on a chicken farm?
Because you sure know how to raise cocks!
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[NSFW] The only reason I’d kick you out of bed
Is to fuck you on the floor.
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Baby you're so hot.. [nsfw]
Baby you're so hot, it might curdle on your face.
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[nsfw] are you an oven?
Coz i wanna put my meat in you
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[nsfw] are you a house thats on fire?
Coz i wanna spray you with my hose
Latest nsfw chat up lines
[nsfw] are you a chicken coop?
Coz i wanna put my cock in you
Need a pickup line for a girl who's name is siouxsie
Name is said as if it is suzie.
Can be anything (SFW or NSFW)
Knock knock (nsfw)..
Knock knock
Who's there
You
You who
You who, I wanna fuck you....
O man, this would never work. But imma give it a good try.
Pickup line for gandhi
Pluz be nsfw
Pickup line for ronny
Pluz be nsfw
Do you like a bargin (For Women) NSFW
Would you like to five figure dis(cunt).
Pickups for Elisa?
No nsfw please
[NSFW] How do I know we're having sex tonight?
I'm stronger than you.
(NSFW) Dang girl are you snow?
Cause I wanna plow you the night before christmas
(Nsfw) Dang girl are you a mannequin?
Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you
NSFW for sure
Hey girl, you need to knock on wood well I got a better idea why don't you suck on my nice long wood and have some glue come out
Are you a child? nsfw
Cuz I wanna carve a hole in you and fill you up
They say that we make really bad decisions when we are happy and in love etc.
Come and F my life up🥺
(Idk if this is NSFW but im not taking any chances)