Top 50 Bath Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bath pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey are you a toaster?
Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.
This hasn’t failed me once -
Are you a toaster
Cause I wanna go take a bath with you
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Are you a toaster?
Cuz I'd love to get in the bath with you
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Hey ma are you a toaster?
Because I'd love to take a bath with you
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Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
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Hey babe, are you a toaster??
Because taking a bath with you would take to the heaven
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Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?
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Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
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Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?
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Why don't you get out of that bathing suit and into your birthday suit?
Funny bath pickup lines
Are you a toaster?
Because a bath with you would send me to heaven
Hey are you a toaster?
Cause i’d love to take a bath with you
Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...
Depressing pickup lines.
Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Are you a toaster?
Damn, are you a toaster? Because you make me want to kill myself.
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Wait.... I fucked up.
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Damn, are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
Damn girl, are you a toaster?
Cause I really want to take a bath with you
Hey girl are you a microwave
Cause I wanna have a bath with you
How about we get all hot and sweaty and then not take a bath?
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna get you into the bath.
Are you a noose?
Because I want to hang with you
Are you a 737? Because I want to go down on you
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you
Are you a toaster? Because you are electrifying when wet
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me
Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now
Anyone got anymore in this same vein?
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
Are you a toaster
Because I want to get in a bath with you and turn you on
Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster
Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...
What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Are you a toaster
Because I wanna bathe with you
Can I marry your mum?
Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you
Hey baby, are you a toaster?
Because I want to take a bath with you.
Hey Girl Are You A Toaster?
Because I Want To Get In A Bath With You ;)
Girl are you a toaster
Cruz I'd love to take a bath with you ',:)
Are you a toaster?
Cause I wanna have a bath with you
Are you a toaster?
Because i can't imagine another bath without you in the tub.
What do you and a toaster have in common?
I'd like both of you to join me in the bath