Top 50 Turned Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Turned pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

   On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

2. I like my girls like my charging ports

   Next to my bed and always turned on.

3. I like my women how I like my tesla

   Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

4. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

5. Jesus turns water into wine

   I can turn your girl into mine

6. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

   Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

7. I looked for the best places to eat out...

   Turns out that you came on top of the list

8. Hey girl you look so fine

   You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989

9. I hope you like kids...

   Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

10. Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

    Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

Funny turned pickup lines

Have you considered becoming communist?
Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

Hey girl do you have a controller?

Cuz I would love to turn you on

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood

Are you my TV?

Bc I'll keep you turned on all night.

Are you Medusa?

Because you turn everyone rock hard.

Are you a lightbulb?
Cause you always leave me turned on ;)

Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.

You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.