Top 50 Turned Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Turned chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

   On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

2. I like my girls like my charging ports

   Next to my bed and always turned on.

3. I like my women how I like my tesla

   Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.

4. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

5. Jesus turns water into wine

   I can turn your girl into mine

6. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

   Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

7. I hope you like kids...

   Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

8. Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

   Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours
   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9. Have you considered becoming communist?

   Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

10. Hey girl do you have a controller?

    Cuz I would love to turn you on

Funny turned pickup lines

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;
I'll bring the wood

Are you my TV?

Bc I'll keep you turned on all night.

I can take your floppy disk

And turn it into a hard drive

Are you a lightbulb?

Cause you always leave me turned on ;)

Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.

Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman

Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.