Top 50 Turned Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Turned rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Turned pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
I like my girls like my charging ports

Next to my bed and always turned on.
I like my women how I like my tesla

Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.
Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start s**...

Working short turned pickup lines to impress a girl

I looked for the best places to eat out...

Turns out that you came on top of the list

Hey girl you look so fine

You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989

I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

Hey Girl are you Medusa?

Cuz when i see you my pp turns into a stone

*Turn on her seat heating* She: "What are you doing?" You: "Just heating up my dinner."

Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

turned Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl do you have a controller?

Cuz I would love to turn you on

Hey girl are you Medusa?

Cuz you turn me rock hard

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;
I'll bring the wood

Are you my TV?

Bc I'll keep you turned on all night.

I can take your floppy disk

And turn it into a hard drive

Are you Medusa?

Because you turn everyone rock hard.

Are you a lightbulb?

Cause you always leave me turned on ;)

turned Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

When spider bites that guy turns into spider man... can you bite me so that i could be your man

Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.

Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.

turned Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

Call me Relay, because I am ready to turn you on.

Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman

Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

You're never too old to turn new tricks...

Your renewable energy turns me on and keeps me going all night, how how’s that for efficiency?

You turn me on like a rice cooker.

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Turned phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Turned lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.