Top 50 Turned Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Turned pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Turned tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I like my women how I like my laptops.
On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
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I like my girls like my charging ports
Next to my bed and always turned on.
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I like my women how I like my tesla
Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.
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Girl are you my homework?
Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
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Jesus turns water into wine
I can turn your girl into mine
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Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?
Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking
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I looked for the best places to eat out...
Turns out that you came on top of the list
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Hey girl you look so fine
You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989
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I hope you like kids...
Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
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Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.
Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.
Working turned pickup lines
Do you work in IT?
You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Hey Girl are you Medusa?
Cuz when i see you my pp turns into a stone
*Turn on her seat heating* She: "What are you doing?" You: "Just heating up my dinner."
Have you considered becoming communist?
Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
Hey girl are you Medusa?
Cuz you turn me rock hard
Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;
I'll bring the wood
Are you my TV?
Bc I'll keep you turned on all night.
I can take your floppy disk
And turn it into a hard drive
Are you Medusa?
Because you turn everyone rock hard.
Are you a lightbulb?
Cause you always leave me turned on ;)
When spider bites that guy turns into spider man... can you bite me so that i could be your man
Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.
Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.
Let's be communists together.
I want to turn "my house" into "our house."
I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.
If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.
It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.
Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.
You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.
Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.
No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!
