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Top 34 Youre Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Youre pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a brain tumor?

    Cause youre on my mind

  2. Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.

  3. Are you Abraham Lincoln?

    Because youre causing an uprising down south.

  4. I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

  5. Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!

  6. Are you Aether ? Cause youre so hard to get to...

  7. Are you suicide?

    Because youre always on my mind

  8. Are you goldfish?

    Cause youre the snack that smiles back ;)

  9. Are you the corona virus?

    Because youre breathtaking

  10. Hey, are you 5,972E24 kg?

    Cause youre my world

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Youre like heroin
I want to fall asleep with you in my arms

2nd time posting cause my english is shit

There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

Hey girl are you a toaster?

Cause i wanna take a bath with you while youre turned on

I love numbers!

Youre the highest one ive found

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Roses are red, violets are blue...

Youre very hot, Can I put it where you poo?

Youre like aldawla in my heart, remains and extends.

Hey, are you a cathedral in Paris?

Cos Notre Dame! Youre on fire!

Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not

But I definitely wanna eat you out.

Are you baby yoda?

Cause youre the cutest thing ive ever seen

Poke pun fun.

Never met a hot torchic than you. Wanna Take a weedle rhydon my lapras until you squirtle bit? Youre making my venusaur. I’ll machoke entei you up if that’s what you’re into. Crap, did I lugia? Ok, bye. Sorry.


Hey girl have you had a pussy stretched over your head? No?

Youre an asshole baby ;)

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Are you a rat?

Because ohhhhhhh shit youre hot

I can sing my abcs to you

I'll give you an A because youre awesome
a B because youre beautiful
a C because youre confident
and i'll give you this d because you deserve it

Yo, girl are you a forklift

cuz youre certainly lifting my things

Do you take care of bees?

Because I already know youre a keeper

Can I call you Bambi?

Because youre cute as hell

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

are you related to Uriah and Zeke? because i think youre pedRAD

Did i mention youre looking opti-FINE tonight.

Baby if youre worried about flare up, just try putting some Vaseline on it....vaseline always gets the job done

Baby youre my mob grinder!