Top 37 Youre Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Youre pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Youre tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a brain tumor?
Cause youre on my mind
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Not sure if youre a waiter
But you do be serving good looks.
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Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.
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Hey girl are you retarded?
Because youre looking extra special. ;)
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Hey girl, youre ugly af...
April fools
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Are you Abraham Lincoln?
Because youre causing an uprising down south.
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I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.
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Is your name Penny?
Because I'm in for a Penny, and youre in for a pound.
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What are youre pronouns?
she/her? how about you turn into my/girl?
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Hey baby you got insurance?
Because youre about to get rear ended
Working youre pickup lines
Works on redheads
Girl youre like a watermelon.
Red and really sweet.
(Pause)
And wet when i eat you ofcourse
Does it work? Or is it garbage?
Are you Aether ? Cause youre so hard to get to...
Are you suicide?
Because youre always on my mind
Are you goldfish?
Cause youre the snack that smiles back ;)
Hey, are you 5,972E24 kg?
Cause youre my world
There are 52 cards in a standard deck...
...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
Girl , are you
Unbothered , generous, loving and youthful?
Cause youre UGLY.
Hey girl are you a toaster?
Cause i wanna take a bath with you while youre turned on
I love numbers!
Youre the highest one ive found
I love Tesla and youre a model S3XY
Hey girl, are you the Amazon
Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen
Roses are red, violets are blue...
Youre very hot, Can I put it where you poo?
Hey, are you a cathedral in Paris?
Cos Notre Dame! Youre on fire!
Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not
But I definitely wanna eat you out.
Do you work at a grocery store?
Because youre a snack.
Do you take care of bees?
Because I already know youre a keeper
Yo, girl are you a forklift
cuz youre certainly lifting my things
I can sing my abcs to you
I'll give you an A because youre awesome
a B because youre beautiful
a C because youre confident
and i'll give you this d because you deserve it
Are you baby yoda?
Cause youre the cutest thing ive ever seen
OH MY BOY I'M LOVING YOU YOURE SO COOL AND DA(WE)SOM(E)!
Do you like cats?
Cause I think youre Purrrrfect
Baby youre my mob grinder!
Baby if youre worried about flare up, just try putting some Vaseline on it....vaseline always gets the job done
