Top 34 Youre Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Youre pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Youre conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a brain tumor?

   Cause youre on my mind

2. Not sure if youre a waiter

   But you do be serving good looks.

3. Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

4. Are you Abraham Lincoln?

   Because youre causing an uprising down south.

5. I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.

6. What are youre pronouns?

   she/her? how about you turn into my/girl?

7. Hey baby you got insurance?

   Because youre about to get rear ended

8. Works on redheads

   Girl youre like a watermelon.
   
   Red and really sweet.
   
   (Pause)
   
   And wet when i eat you ofcourse
   
   
   Does it work? Or is it garbage?

9. Are you Aether ? Cause youre so hard to get to...

10. Are you suicide?

    Because youre always on my mind

Funny youre pickup lines

Are you goldfish?
Cause youre the snack that smiles back ;)

Hey, are you 5,972E24 kg?

Cause youre my world

There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

Are you the corona virus?

Because youre breathtaking

Hey girl are you a toaster?

Cause i wanna take a bath with you while youre turned on

I love numbers!
Youre the highest one ive found

I love Tesla and youre a model S3XY

Hey girl, are you the Amazon

Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Youre very hot, Can I put it where you poo?

Youre like aldawla in my heart, remains and extends.

Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not

But I definitely wanna eat you out.

Hey, are you a cathedral in Paris?

Cos Notre Dame! Youre on fire!

Are you baby yoda?

Cause youre the cutest thing ive ever seen

I can sing my abcs to you

I'll give you an A because youre awesome
a B because youre beautiful
a C because youre confident
and i'll give you this d because you deserve it

Yo, girl are you a forklift

cuz youre certainly lifting my things

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

Do you like cats?

Cause I think youre Purrrrfect

OH MY BOY I'M LOVING YOU YOURE SO COOL AND DA(WE)SOM(E)!

Did i mention youre looking opti-FINE tonight.

are you related to Uriah and Zeke? because i think youre pedRAD

Baby if youre worried about flare up, just try putting some Vaseline on it....vaseline always gets the job done

Baby youre my mob grinder!