Top 34 Youre Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Youre pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a brain tumor?
Cause youre on my mind
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Not sure if youre a waiter
But you do be serving good looks.
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Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.
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Are you Abraham Lincoln?
Because youre causing an uprising down south.
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I always have a low melting point when it comes to you. Why? Because youre highly exothermic.
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Are you Aether ? Cause youre so hard to get to...
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Are you suicide?
Because youre always on my mind
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Are you goldfish?
Cause youre the snack that smiles back ;)
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There are 52 cards in a standard deck...
...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
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Are you the corona virus?
Because youre breathtaking
Funny youre pickup lines
Youre like heroin
I want to fall asleep with you in my arms
2nd time posting cause my english is shit
Hey, are you 5,972E24 kg?
Cause youre my world
Hey girl are you a toaster?
Cause i wanna take a bath with you while youre turned on
I love numbers!
Youre the highest one ive found
Roses are red, violets are blue...
Youre very hot, Can I put it where you poo?
Youre like aldawla in my heart, remains and extends.
Look, even Im not sure if youre cake or not
But I definitely wanna eat you out.
Hey, are you a cathedral in Paris?
Cos Notre Dame! Youre on fire!
Hey girl have you had a pussy stretched over your head? No?
Youre an asshole baby ;)
OH MY BOY I'M LOVING YOU YOURE SO COOL AND DA(WE)SOM(E)!
Do you work at a grocery store?
Because youre a snack.
Can I call you Bambi?
Because youre cute as hell
Yo, girl are you a forklift
cuz youre certainly lifting my things
I can sing my abcs to you
I'll give you an A because youre awesome
a B because youre beautiful
a C because youre confident
and i'll give you this d because you deserve it
Are you baby yoda?
Cause youre the cutest thing ive ever seen
Are you a rat?
Because ohhhhhhh shit youre hot
Poke pun fun.
Never met a hot torchic than you. Wanna Take a weedle rhydon my lapras until you squirtle bit? Youre making my venusaur. I’ll machoke entei you up if that’s what you’re into. Crap, did I lugia? Ok, bye. Sorry.
Do you like cats?
Cause I think youre Purrrrfect
Baby youre my mob grinder!
Baby if youre worried about flare up, just try putting some Vaseline on it....vaseline always gets the job done
are you related to Uriah and Zeke? because i think youre pedRAD
Did i mention youre looking opti-FINE tonight.