Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

This is my power, and I’m not using it to run away anymore! I’m using it to get closer to you.

Girl you so hot, I cannot keep holding down my buster anymore.

You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

I guess I don't need any sunshine anymore

Because your smile is going to bright up my day

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

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"Let's savor this tension a little longer, build up that desire until we can't resist anymore. Patience is sexy, don't you think?"

"Are you from Germany? Because I can't Berlin my feelings for you anymore."

"You're like a melody I can't get out of my head, even when you're mad, it's the most beautiful song."

"I guess I can't hide my sixth sense for charming ladies like you anymore."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"Oh, come on! You know I'm only good for a little banter and charm. Can’t blame a guy for trying, right? 😉"

"Fair enough! Just remember, if you ever need a backup plan, I come with a side of charm and humor. What’s next on your agenda?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, all my problems disappear.

"Oh, so you’re saying I’m the edit that got cut? Guess I'm more like a blooper reel now! 😂 What's next, my stand-up special?"

I'm not going to use Google anymore

because when I saw you my search was over

"I believe when the right person comes along, you won't have to float anymore. Hope we can explore that together."

"Good thing I'm not relying on charm alone then. I also have a knack for making people smile, hopefully you're no exception."

I don't ask for change anymore. Because you are the only dime I need.

"Can't feel my heart beat anymore, must be fossilized. Oh wait, it just fluttered back to life seeing you."

I can't play Blackjack with you anymore...

Because I bust everytime I'm around you.

"Do I need a flu shot or is your smile just contagious? Because suddenly, I don't feel so cold anymore."

"In my dreams, I'm searching for treasure. But why search anymore when your beauty is the ultimate gem?"

Drank too much now i can't feel my head anymore, would you mind giving me some?

"Guess I’ll just have to start charging for my expert advice! But seriously, let me know if you need a hype man!"

"Is your name Australia? Because I'm not in New Zealand anymore and my heart is already Down Under!"

"I may not know what's wrong, but I do know that being with you feels so right."

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

"I must apologize for your blushing cheeks, but I can't help getting lost in your beauty."

We are all like a boat. We keep on sailing that waves don’t matter anymore.

Don't worry, I'm not here to add to your doubts. Let's chat and see if I can change your mind.

Did you just spawn in my game? Because with you around, I'm definitely not playing solo anymore.

"Is your name Blanket? Because whenever you're around, I suddenly don't mind the cold harmattan nights anymore."

Correction? I didn’t know I was dating a grammar superhero! Does this mean I should start wearing a cape too? 🦸‍♂️

"Don't worry, I'll treat you like the goddess you are. You won't be thanking God anymore."

I can't think anymore

Cuz you blew my mind 🤯

"Forget all the drama, let's focus on the chemistry between us - it's too electric to ignore."

"Is it your smile that's distracting me, or is it just the way you make my heart race?"

"You know, I'm not in school anymore, but with your beauty, I'm eager to learn all about you."

Hey girl, are you the u/nice-scores leaderboard bot?

Because you aren’t in my life anymore

Are you a noose?

Because I want to hang with you

Are you a 737? Because I want to go down on you

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you

Are you a toaster? Because you are electrifying when wet

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now

Anyone got anymore in this same vein?

"Hey, there's no need to bully my feelings anymore, they've already surrendered to your captivating charm."

"Ah, so I’m like an expired coupon now? Well, at least I’m still good for a laugh!"

"Is your name Sweet Corn? Cause I'm a-maize-d by you and can't cob-er up my feelings anymore!"

"Oh, so I was just your practice round? I must have made quite the impression then. Care for a rematch sometime? 😉"

"Well, I may not be a model but when you need the jar opened, looks won't matter anymore!"

I totally get where you're coming from. Maybe I can surprise you and show you that not all men are the same.

"Is your name Lethal Company? Because playing games without you just doesn't feel right anymore."

"With your gorgeous looks, America's freedom isn't the biggest risk anymore, falling for you is."

"So you don't have Snapchat anymore, huh? How about we go back to basics and create our own unforgettable moments?"

"If you think my lines are corny, wait until you see how I can make your heart race."

"Don't worry, my conversations are known to have a warm effect. Give it a try and you won't feel the cold anymore."

I totally understand where you're coming from. But give me a chance to show you not all men are the same. 😉

You know i heard they aren't allowing angels to enter heaven anymore

So you can stay in my heart instead

"Absolutely, I promise it'll be an adventure you won't forget. Together, we'll make it more thrilling and fun than a rollercoaster ride!"

"Well, it's not just about charm, right? It's about connection and finding that spark. Maybe we could ignite something interesting here."

Oh, I completely get it! How about we spice things up with some video calls? I guarantee you won't be bored anymore. 😉

"So, you're a lover girl with a twist? How about we create some new chapters together, starting with this moment?"

"You know, I've always admired the beauty of our friendship, but I can't ignore the beauty within you anymore."

"Is your name Veronica? 'Cause I've been looking for a 'Veri' good reason to not be single anymore."

"Ah, the student surpasses the teacher! What’s the next masterpiece you're working on? I'm curious to see where your journey takes you!"

"Oh, I see how it is! Guess I’ll have to find another way to stay on your radar. Maybe charm you with my wit? 😉"

"I may not be the lover girl I used to be, but for you, I’d reconsider my heart’s rules."

"Is your name Lightning? Cause every time you laugh, I'm not afraid of the thunder anymore."

"You must be a mind reader because you’ve got me thinking about how amazing we’d be together."

Well, lucky for you, I'm not just any man. Let me show you what makes me different. 😉

"Your new pink fit? It's not just a color anymore, it's a vibe that matches your stunning charm."

"Being on your bad side is like missing sunshine, may I earn a smile to brighten my day?"

"Even if you've changed, I believe every lover girl deserves a chance to write an unforgettable story again."

If we dated, lets just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

Hey girl, are you 2016?

Because after 2020 and the pandemic you dont look so bad anymore

"I've got plenty more but I'll save them until I can impress you in person. How about a virtual coffee date instead?"

"Ah, I see I was just a temporary fix! Guess I'll have to up my game next time. What’s your next challenge?"

"If I’m making you lose your thoughts, imagine the fun we’d have making new ones together later tonight."

"Yes, I made it home alright. But my night definitely lost its sparkle the moment you weren't in it anymore."

I know it's not April Fools anymore but...

Would it still be April Fools if I've started becoming a fool for you.

"You might not need me for corrections, but trust me, you won’t want to miss out on my charm. What else can I impress you with? 😏"

Your energy is like a refreshing splash. I'm not just wet from the rain anymore.

"Would you mind if we created our own memories since Snapchat isn't on the scene anymore?"

"I must be in Snowdin, because the moment I saw you, I knew I wasn't in Hotland anymore."

"I'm thrilled to hear you're on board. Let’s make memories that even a bestselling novel couldn't capture."

"My dear Ayumi, no need to curdle like spoiled milk. And hey, even losers have their band groupies."

Hey you single? not anymore!

*gives guy phone number and walks out the pub*

"Can't stand sleeping anymore, it's just a break from seeing your beautiful smile."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... and suddenly, I'm not your bhai anymore."

"Cheesy pickup lines are like my secret weapon, but I'd rather learn more about your interests. What's your favorite way to spend a weekend?"

"I’ve traded in my lover girl days, but with you, I feel that spark reawakening—shall we explore it together?"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. It's like I don't know them anymore!"

We can't be together anymore

Because I'm on a sugar-free diet and I'm not allowed near sweet things

"If you keep making me lose my train of thought, I might have to kiss you to regain focus."

I get it, but don't let past experiences define your future ones. I'm here to prove that not all men are alike.

"Tough crowd! But you know, sometimes a little mischief might make you rethink. I can be very persuasive… especially with that smile of yours in mind. 😏"

"Ha! True, but I bet you’ll miss my witty comebacks. What’s your plan to fill that void? 😄"

"Ayumi dear, don't you see? Jake may be your star, but I'm a whole galaxy. I wish you both good luck and endless glee."

Oh no, my spelling mistakes were our secret weapon! Now I need to find a new way to impress. Suggestions? 🤔

"Your glasses make your eyes pop, much like how my heart does every time I remember you're not with Ismael anymore."

"Your fiery words, they sting like a bee, but like a lotus, calm and free, I remain in this sea of hostility."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and blushing uncontrollably."

"You're captivating, wildly intriguing and I can't deny it anymore. How about we make reality a bit more exciting with a date?"

"Oh Ayumi, no need to fret. For love isn't a contest that one must get. I'm content with myself, that's a sure bet."

"Oh, so you're saying I’m replaceable? I guess that just means I’ll have to work extra hard to keep your attention. 😉"

"Ayumi, in our canvas of life, I paint with vibrant colors of confidence. It's not vanity, just an artful existence."

"I must be about to ejaculate, because I can't hold back my feelings for you anymore."

"No need to worry, I’m just here for comic relief! When life hands you edits, make a sitcom out of it. What’s our next episode? 😄"

With me, you never have to SSF anymore, you could party with my D any time.

"You said we're no more, yet like a sunset's hue, your beauty ignites a hope that forever loves anew."

Hey girl, are you the bourgeoisie?

Because I'm not going to let you be on top anymore.

"I was hoping to be the reason your 'free time' isn't so 'free' anymore, just irresistibly occupied."

"I may have a few cheesy lines, but I promise my intentions are 100% genuine with you."

"Wow, I didn’t know I was that good! Just remember, once you try this kind of fun, it’s hard to forget. 😏"

Hey are you a face mask

Cause Id wear you until I couldn’t breathe anymore

To yo ex : Are you fevicol?

Coz i dont use you anymore but i can't deny your potential

Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

Are you Marmalade?

Cause I want to spread you out and eat you until you can’t Paddington Bear it anymore?

Just want feedback:)

All these lines have been me trying to divide by 0, whether they have been good enough to work is undefined, I want to be 2 but I have 0 power when I’m not with you, leaving me with just one. I can’t be divided anymore, with the power of you, we could finally be 2, and my wishes would all come true!

I used to be scared of heights...

Thanks cause I'm not afraid anymore, since I fell for you.

- Day 25

Roses are red, my heart's feeling blue...

I had a bad day, it won't be anymore if I got to cuddle you

Girl you are so beautiful

That Honest Abe wouldn't be Honest anymore because he couldn't honestly describe your beauty.

Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea

I just cant keep it in anymore.

Girl you put me in a wheelchair.

Cause I can't stand you anymore

No need for crying anymore, baby.

I'll personally ensure you get home safe. Unless you'd rather stay with me.

I don’t play Minecraft anymore

Because you’re the only diamond I need

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

I don use money anymore

Cause you’re the only dime I need;)

She asked me why I didn't bother talking to her anymore...

I told her I'm not built to climb mountains and on the heights she stands I'm not sure I could breathe long enough to express what I see.

I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE

Tommorow I won't be a virgin anymore

Oh, it's supposed to be some give and take, I know. But you're only taking and not giving anymore. So what do I do? Because I still love you… And you're the only one who can save me.

I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.

That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.