Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face.

I had a bad day, it won't be anymore if I got to cuddle you.

Girl you so hot, I cannot keep holding down my buster anymore.

You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

I guess I don't need any sunshine anymore

Because your smile is going to bright up my day

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

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"Are you from Missouri? Because your beauty is making me feel like I'm not in Kansas anymore!"

"You're like a melody I can't get out of my head, even when you're mad, it's the most beautiful song."

"I guess I can't hide my sixth sense for charming ladies like you anymore."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

I don't ask for change anymore. Because you are the only dime I need.

"Are you a vintage dress? Because every time I see you, I think... 'They don't make them like this anymore!'"

"Can't feel my heart beat anymore, must be fossilized. Oh wait, it just fluttered back to life seeing you."

"Good thing I'm not relying on charm alone then. I also have a knack for making people smile, hopefully you're no exception."

"In my dreams, I'm searching for treasure. But why search anymore when your beauty is the ultimate gem?"

I can't play Blackjack with you anymore...

Because I bust everytime I'm around you.

"Do I need a flu shot or is your smile just contagious? Because suddenly, I don't feel so cold anymore."

"Is your name Australia? Because I'm not in New Zealand anymore and my heart is already Down Under!"

Drank too much now i can't feel my head anymore, would you mind giving me some?

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

"Is your name Blanket? Because whenever you're around, I suddenly don't mind the cold harmattan nights anymore."

We are all like a boat. We keep on sailing that waves don’t matter anymore.

I can't think anymore

Cuz you blew my mind 🤯

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, suddenly, nothing can harm me anymore."

"You know, I'm not in school anymore, but with your beauty, I'm eager to learn all about you."

Hey girl, are you the u/nice-scores leaderboard bot?

Because you aren’t in my life anymore

"Hey, there's no need to bully my feelings anymore, they've already surrendered to your captivating charm."

"Is your name Sweet Corn? Cause I'm a-maize-d by you and can't cob-er up my feelings anymore!"

"With your gorgeous looks, America's freedom isn't the biggest risk anymore, falling for you is."

"Is your name Lethal Company? Because playing games without you just doesn't feel right anymore."

"Well, I may not be a model but when you need the jar opened, looks won't matter anymore!"

"Don't worry, my conversations are known to have a warm effect. Give it a try and you won't feel the cold anymore."

You know i heard they aren't allowing angels to enter heaven anymore

So you can stay in my heart instead

"Absolutely, I promise it'll be an adventure you won't forget. Together, we'll make it more thrilling and fun than a rollercoaster ride!"

"So you don't have Snapchat anymore, huh? How about we go back to basics and create our own unforgettable moments?"

"Well, it's not just about charm, right? It's about connection and finding that spark. Maybe we could ignite something interesting here."

"Ayumi, don't be sour. Just because I'm hitting the right notes while your new beau is stuck on repeat."

"You know, I've always admired the beauty of our friendship, but I can't ignore the beauty within you anymore."

"Your new pink fit? It's not just a color anymore, it's a vibe that matches your stunning charm."

"Is your name Lightning? Cause every time you laugh, I'm not afraid of the thunder anymore."

"I've got plenty more but I'll save them until I can impress you in person. How about a virtual coffee date instead?"

Hey girl, are you 2016?

Because after 2020 and the pandemic you dont look so bad anymore

If we dated, lets just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

"Being on your bad side is like missing sunshine, may I earn a smile to brighten my day?"

I know it's not April Fools anymore but...

Would it still be April Fools if I've started becoming a fool for you.

"Yes, I made it home alright. But my night definitely lost its sparkle the moment you weren't in it anymore."

"Would you mind if we created our own memories since Snapchat isn't on the scene anymore?"

"I'm thrilled to hear you're on board. Let’s make memories that even a bestselling novel couldn't capture."

"I must be in Snowdin, because the moment I saw you, I knew I wasn't in Hotland anymore."

Hey you single? not anymore!

*gives guy phone number and walks out the pub*

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... and suddenly, I'm not your bhai anymore."

We can't be together anymore

Because I'm on a sugar-free diet and I'm not allowed near sweet things

"Are you a fish? Because you've got me hooked and, honestly, I don't want to find Nemo anymore."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. It's like I don't know them anymore!"

"Can't stand sleeping anymore, it's just a break from seeing your beautiful smile."

"Cheesy pickup lines are like my secret weapon, but I'd rather learn more about your interests. What's your favorite way to spend a weekend?"

"Ayumi dear, don't you see? Jake may be your star, but I'm a whole galaxy. I wish you both good luck and endless glee."

"Your fiery words, they sting like a bee, but like a lotus, calm and free, I remain in this sea of hostility."

"Your glasses make your eyes pop, much like how my heart does every time I remember you're not with Ismael anymore."

"You're captivating, wildly intriguing and I can't deny it anymore. How about we make reality a bit more exciting with a date?"

"Oh Ayumi, no need to fret. For love isn't a contest that one must get. I'm content with myself, that's a sure bet."

"I must be about to ejaculate, because I can't hold back my feelings for you anymore."

"Ayumi, in our canvas of life, I paint with vibrant colors of confidence. It's not vanity, just an artful existence."

"You said we're no more, yet like a sunset's hue, your beauty ignites a hope that forever loves anew."

Hey girl, are you the bourgeoisie?

Because I'm not going to let you be on top anymore.