"Are you a stress ball? Because whenever I'm around you, my worries just seem to melt away."

"Are you a pressure cooker? Because even under stress, you're making everything around you better."

"Girl, you're like the Proverbs 31 woman, only difference is, you can cook and I can't even boil water without supervision!"

"Are you the Book of Genesis? Because when I look at you, I suddenly believe in the power of creation."

"Making bread, huh? That's an interesting curveball. Do you usually knead out your stress, or is this a secret culinary passion?"

"Hey, are you a stress ball? Because every time I'm nervous about exams, just being near you calms me down."

"Like a refreshing shower, you wash away all the stress and fill my life with happiness."

"I've heard of stress balls before, but yours are naturally soothing. Fancy helping me survive this exam season?"

"You're the most enchanting stress reliever I've ever met, can you help me unwind my day with your charming presence?"

"Can you read Exodus? Because each time you laugh at my cooking, I feel like I'm leading my taste buds to the promised land."

"Are you my personal stress ball? Because being around you instantly makes everything better."

"Hey, I'm an engineer, so I know the stress your beauty exerts on my heart. Are you my blueprint to love?"

"Can I be your stress relief? Just seeing your smile makes everything else disappear."

"Is your heart a natural stress ball? 'Cause every time I see you, my worries just seem to melt away."

"Stressing about business? Baby, with eyes as captivating as yours, you've already mastered the art of negotiation."

"Excuse me, but it appears your natural stress balls need a helping hand. May I be that soothing presence?"

"Are you a Bible verse? Because every time I see you, my stress turns into blessings!"

Your laughter is a melody that soothes my soul, with you around, I feel whole.

"Darling, don't stress over math problems. Your smile is the only solution I need."

"Don't stress, darling, because your smile is enough to make any day a masterpiece."

"I can't promise to take away work stress, but I can offer good company and a warm meal. Interested?"

Your smile melts away my troubles like ice; in your presence, everything feels nice.

"Excuse me, but your emotional stress balls seem to have a calming effect. Could I study for my exam near you?"

"Are you a stress ball? Because whenever I touch you, I instantly feel better."

"Are you a stress ball? Because every touch of mine would make all your tension melt away."

"Your smile is brighter than my future after seeing the date sheet, will you be my stress buster?"

"Are you a hot shower? Because every time I see you, I feel the steam rising and my stress melting away."

"Under stress of exams or in leisure's sway, you light up my day in an exquisite way."

"Who needs to stress over calories when your smile alone burns away all my worries?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including the answer to my 'can I relieve your exam stress?' question."

When I'm with you, my worries disappear like dust; you're my sunshine, my stress buster, a must!

"Darling, even your stress level is turning me on. Let's ace that business exam and celebrate together later."

"Seeing you stressed is like watching stars lose their shine. Care to join me to help brighten your evening?"

"Stressed about your business exam? Let's unwind and 'invest' some time in us tonight."

"Is your name Serenity? Because your presence instantly dissipates all the stress I've felt today."

"Can we swap roles for a minute? You've been stealing my breath away, let me take away your stress instead."

"Girl, are you a suspension bridge? Cause when I see you, my stress levels rise but we're still holding steady."

"Are you a prayer? Because whenever I'm with you, I feel like all my worries have been answered and served on a platter."

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate , you'll feel calm with no anxiety, whatsoever.

"You must be an emotional stress ball specialist, because when I'm around you, I forget all about my exams."

"Your body has worked hard today, how about letting my hands take over for a soothing massage, sweetheart?"

"You're too vibrant to be stressed! Remember, results don't define us, but how we face them does."

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

"Are you a hot bath? Because whenever I'm around you, my stress evaporates and my heart bubbles over with joy."

"With your soothing aura, I bet you could turn even a stressful moment into a beautiful memory. Shall we try?"

"Exams are done, our stress set free, your smile's all I need for my victory spree."

"Is your name Indica? Because just like a good strain, you take my stress away."

"Are you a hot bath? Because whenever I see you, my stress seems to just melt away!"

Hey girl are you school

Bc you're trash and stress me out but all of my time is still dedicated to you

"Hey, let's not stress about things we can't control! You're vibrant and brilliant, any result won't define you."

"Excuse me, but is your name 'relaxation'? Because I feel all my stress melt away when I look into your eyes."

"I believe in cherishing laughs, not dwelling on negativity. We could become a team of losers at losing the unnecessary stress, couldn't we?"

"Darling, is your chest a library book? Because I'm 'checking out' my stress before the big exam!"

"You've been dealing with stress like a boss. Now let this man's hands give you the relaxation you deserve."

"Are your boobs natural stress balls? Because just looking at you is already relieving my exam anxiety."

"Stressed with math? Don't worry, together we can even solve the equation of love."

"Is your name Stress Relief? Because every time I see you, all my troubles just seem to melt away."

"I can't promise to relieve all your work stress, but I guarantee I'll make your evening incredibly delightful."

"Are you a hot tub, because when I'm near you, all my stress melts away and I'm just bubbling with joy!"

"As an engineer, I know the stress and strain, but darling, you're the only structure that makes my beam rise."

"Stress doesn't suit a radiant soul like you. How about we trade it for some laughter over coffee?"

I'm a pro at giving massages - total stress relief! Let me know if you ever need one.

"Can I be your stress ball? Because I'd love to be squeezed by you when things get tough."

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Rejection can lead to emotional stress, which in turn can cause severe medical problems. So before you turn me down, let’s a get a disability insurance policy in place.

Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?