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Top 28 Bare Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bare pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I improve bare. Consideration to see my improvement?

  2. I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.

  3. Is your bare, baboon butt red because it's just biological? Or is it because it's just so HOT?

  4. Are you my GPA

    Because you’re barely a 3

  5. Are u ghost? 'Cause I can barely feel you through these sheets.

  6. Did you pull those leeks out of the ground with your own bare hands?

  7. I prefer the Bare Market, if you catch my drift.

  8. Are you an alien?

    Because you barely look human.

  9. Do you work with trees?

    Cause you give me bare woody

  10. Me and you are like my car

    Just barely getting started

Funny bare pickup lines

Pullin bare bitches w this one
Maybe you're blonde,

maybe you cook,

but can i get a load,

of that dumptruck-



Girl, are you nuts and dairy?

Cause I can barely breathe around you!

Hey girl, were you almost tardy

Because you barely got back.

I like to go as bare as possible...when running...

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

Are you a cup of hot Tazo tea? Because I barely notice you at Starbucks.

I'm barely legal. Forever.

If quietus you make, I'll bare my bodkin for you.

Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.

Hollister? I barely know her!

I couldn't help notice your wrist is bare. I just finished making this "serious-dating/long-term-relationship" bracelet. I guess it was meant to be.

Considering how many people's bare feet are constantly walking through that sand, you probably shouldn't be rolling around in it. Would you like to get some dinner? After you've cleaned yourself thoroughly, of course.

If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I'd tell you I shere khan.

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.

Is there a doctor on board because my bare left ring finger is caught in the door.