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Top 22 Port Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Port pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I like my girls like my charging ports

    Next to my bed and always turned on.

  2. Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.

  3. Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?

  4. Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

  5. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

  6. You'll need more than a Mini-Display Port to be compatible with THIS hardware.

  7. I have the plug for your VGA port.

  8. Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.

  9. I like my girls like type-C charging ports...

    Going both ways.

  10. For computer nerds - Nerdy

    I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

Funny port pickup lines

IP address
"What's your port IP address? Because I want to send you a packet!"

**Response:** "Sure! It's 127.0.0.1"

Let’s move to Port Au Prince?

Because I really Haiti see you go.

Are you the Death Star...

Cuz I wanna hit your exuast port

Come dock in my port.

If you were a USB Port i'd stick my jump drive into you.

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

I'm like a ship without a port!

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.

If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.