Top 30 Port Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Port rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Port pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

I like my girls like my charging ports

Next to my bed and always turned on.
Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.
Hey, babe, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Hey girl are you the death star?

Because I wanna shoot my photon torpedo into your thermal exhaust port
Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

Working short port pickup lines to impress a girl

You’re a starboard? I’m a port. We’d make the perfect pair.

You'll need more than a Mini-Display Port to be compatible with THIS hardware.

Are you from Bridgeport? Because I want my bridge in your port.

Girl, you so hot I would port 'n polish both your intake and exhaust manifolds

If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

Hey girl ! Are you a server ?

Because I would like to tunnel to both of your ports.

port Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey baby, did you come port royal? because you got some great booty.

Babe I have a USB-C and you have a port, lets charge the laptop

I like my girls like type-C charging ports...
Going both ways.

For computer nerds - Nerdy

I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

IP address

"What's your port IP address? Because I want to send you a packet!"

**Response:** "Sure! It's 127.0.0.1"

Let’s move to Port Au Prince?

Because I really Haiti see you go.

Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.

port Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

If you were a USB Port i'd stick my jump drive into you.

If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.

(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

I'm like a ship without a port!

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Come dock in my port.

Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Port phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Port lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.