The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 33 Shaped Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shaped pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shaped conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  2. Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

  3. Is that really you or have you shape-shifted into my dream girl?

  4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  5. I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

  6. You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

  7. Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)

  8. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

  9. Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

  10. The shape you have chosen is the shape you must piece out. And girl I choose you.

Working shaped pickup lines

A steering wheel in the shape of a boob.

Hey baby, wanna see my wild shape?

At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.

Can you show me how odd-shaped your balls are?

Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

It's shaped like a rainbow, wanna see it?

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

My favorite shape is a heart

Because it reminds me of what you stole from me

Is your name Shape?

Because I would love to be in you

Even your bed is shaped like a handcrafted brick oven?

Show me.

Are you around?

Because round is a shape and I want to be in shape

I'd believe you if you said you were a black widow

Because of your hourglass shape

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

I like the shape of your ears.

You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.

I love your almond-shaped eyes.

You know I am made of "mimetic polyalloy" which means I can deform and take any shape you want me to.

If I can be a gemstone, I would carved it into a heart shape and give it to you.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.

Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...