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Top 28 Shaped Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shaped pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  2. Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

  3. Is that really you or have you shape-shifted into my dream girl?

  4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

  5. I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

  6. You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

  7. Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)

  8. Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

  9. Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

    Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

  10. It's shaped like a rainbow, wanna see it?

Funny shaped pickup lines

Is your name Shape?
Because I would love to be in you

My favorite shape is a heart

Because it reminds me of what you stole from me

Are you around?

Because round is a shape and I want to be in shape

I'd believe you if you said you were a black widow

Because of your hourglass shape

If I can be a gemstone, I would carved it into a heart shape and give it to you.

Do you like odd shaped balls?

You know I am made of "mimetic polyalloy" which means I can deform and take any shape you want me to.

You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.

I love your almond-shaped eyes.

I like the shape of your ears.

A steering wheel in the shape of a boob.

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...

No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!