12 Status Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Status rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about status, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Status Pickup Lines

A good Status hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl are you a Facebook status?

Cuz I like you.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?
Wow, you look amazing today. Did you change anything?

How about my relationship status?
I'm a lot like a phasor, my relationship status is always complex...
You are so shiny I came out of my hide status.

Short and cute status pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about status are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now?

Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Status love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Status chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.