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Top 11 Status Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Status pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you a Facebook status?

    Cuz I like you.

  2. You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.

  3. Wow, you look amazing today. Did you change anything?

    How about my relationship status?

  4. I'm a lot like a phasor, my relationship status is always complex...

  5. The ladies here would agree—I've taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.

  6. You are so shiny I came out of my hide status.

  7. Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

  8. I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

  9. I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

  10. There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

    Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

Funny status pickup lines

Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now?

Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.