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Top 18 Stretch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stretch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

  2. The best stretchest are partner stretches.

  3. Hey baby , why not get working on my Okazaki fragment and ligase stretch my thread.

  4. I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!

  5. Are you into yoga?

    Because I could stretch you out anytime

  6. Hey girl have you had a pussy stretched over your head? No?

    Youre an asshole baby ;)

  7. If you got stretch marks on your ass, its ok

    That just mean you got a little tiger in you....... can i pet?

  8. I want to stretch with you.

  9. When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

  10. When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.

Funny stretch pickup lines

Want to find out how far my body part can stretch?

I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings…

I hope your into yoga, because your going to get a good stretch tonight.

I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!

Why don't I help you stretch before yoga tonight?