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110 Apples Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 apples pick up lines for her and flirty apples rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about apples that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your apples rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny apples pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty apples joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Apples Rizz

A good Apples pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

    But you and me? We could be a pear.

  2. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  3. You're the Apple of my iMac.

  4. Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

  5. Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

  6. You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

Short and cute apples pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about apples are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

I have something you really want to see. And touch.

You're just like an iPhone. Why use a case when you look a lot sexier with nothing on.

I'd never take my headphone jack out of you.

Cheesy apples Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

Your iPad or mine?

Shall I send you my vcard?

Hey, can I check your iPhone GPS logs and see if you come here often?

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

our ex-boyfriend was a MacBook. Time to upgrade to a MacBook Pro.

You're hotter than apple pie.

Funny apples Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Apples conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I want to bob yo ‘ apples.

Your touchscreen is remarkably smudge-free.

How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.

Let's get Siri-ous.

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

So you wanna FaceTime?

Are you a goddess? Cause you sure won me. Don’t need a golden apple to know you the Fairest.


I want to clean your dock connector.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

Clever apples Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Apples hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

I think about you as often as I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.

I have the iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But without you iSad.

Hey baby, wanna come over to my place for a little pinch-to-zoom?

Is your 4G really fast, or are you just happy to see me?

Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

Hey baby. Wanna see my new iPencil?

I saw you unwinding that mess of earbuds so gracefully.

I want to bob for your apples baby.

Are you into role playing? You be the iPad, I’ll be Steve.

Smooth apples Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Apples pickup lines make her give you her number.

Babe, you are so beautiful, even an iphone ad can't make you look cuter.

Hey, babe, how about we hit the Home button and I wiggle your icons?

If I were Paris and you were Athena, I would’ve given you the apple

Baby, I'll keep the doctors away.

Cuz you're the apple of my eye.

You can Apple Jack me off any time.

You'll need more than a Mini-Display Port to be compatible with THIS hardware.

Hey babe, how about you and I head back to my iPad and I give you some FaceTime on your front VGA?

Hey baby, iPhone you tomorrow?

You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

Do you have apple orchard? I want to buck your trees tonight.

Baby, I’m all the AppleCare you’ll ever need.

I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.

Flirty apples Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Apples pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

"Like Snow White's apple, one look at you and I'm utterly enchanted, craving to taste your forbidden sweetness."

"Hey Snow White, even the seven dwarfs couldn't outshine your beauty. Care to share an apple with me?"

"You're like an apple, sweet on the outside and I'm betting you're just as refreshing inside."

"Do you have an apple? Because just like Snow White, one bite and I'm completely enchanted by you."

"Are you an apple tree? Because even though you look sweet, I wouldn't mind finding a few worms."

"Just like an apple from Snow White, one kiss from you and I'd never wake up."

"You're an apple to my eye, looking sweet on the outside, but are you as delightful on the inside?"

"If I'm the prince, will you be my Snow White? Because when you're around, it feels like I've bitten the magic apple of love."

"Is your last name Apple? Because I'd love to FaceTime you all night."

"Like a delicious apple, you're irresistible outside; but could I be the lucky one to find you're sweet inside too?"

Cringe apples Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Just like Snow White, you've got me spellbound. Care to share an apple and let our fairy tale begin?"

Apple Music or Spotify. Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

Let's start Apples to Apples. My p**... to your p**...?

"Are you an apple? Because you're the 'apple' of my eye, and I can't help but 'peel' for you."

"You're like a perfect apple, sweet on the outside, but I bet you're even sweeter within."

"Is your name Apple? Because I can't Resist-ance falling for you, ohm-my!"

"Hey Snow White, I don't need a poison apple to fall for you, your beauty is enchanting enough."

"Even the sweetest apple on the tree isn't as delicious as your smile."

"Hey Snow White, forget about the poisoned apple, our love story would be the fairest one of them all."

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a 'Fine-apple', but since you love apples, can I just call you 'Grapple-heart'?"

"Is your name Granny Smith? Because you've got that sweet and tart charm that's driving me absolutely apples."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Apples love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Apples chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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