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Top 50 Bunny Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Bunny chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

  2. Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

  3. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  4. Do you want to do what bunnies do, if you know what I mean?

  5. Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.

  6. I contributed some fur to Letterman's hairpiece

  7. Wanna Multiply?

  8. I could never Passover you.

  9. Come back to my place - I'll give you a Peeps show.

  10. Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

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Funny bunny pickup lines

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

Easter! I hardly even knew her.

Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Ever get it on with a rodent?

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?

Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits'? I think you and I can do better, want to try.

Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!

How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

I'm being managed by Don King again

I'm in the mood to multiply.

I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.

I'm on a hunt - for your number.

I'll be honest with you. I'm like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm The Easter Bunny!

Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.