"Can I be your Valentine? Because Cupid just shot me and it seems I'm falling for you."

"Ever heard of the Mexican cupid? He's short, cute, and shoots arrows as irresistible as you."

Just call me Cupid in disguise! Who knew my advice would lead to love connections. Next stop: world domination through dating apps! 😂

"Are you sure it was a homeless guy who proposed and not Cupid? 'Cause my heart's certainly homeless without you."

"On this Valentine's Day, did Cupid lose an arrow? Because my heart hit by your irresistible charm."

"I'm shocked, Cupid just called and he's missing an arrow, would you mind if I check your heart for it?"

"Did Cupid forget his arrows or did you just stole my heart with that beautiful smile?"

"Excuse me, but Cupid called. He says to tell you he needs my heart back this Valentine's."

"Is your name Cupid? Because every time your eyes meet mine, I feel like I've been hit by a love bow."

"Excuse me, but can you spare a kiss? Or should I tell my mom that Cupid just stole it from her baby boy?"

You must be Cupid, because every time I see you, my heart feels struck by an arrow.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should Cupid shoot his arrow again this Valentine's day?"

"Was your dad a thief? Because he stole all the roses from Cupid's garden to put them in your eyes this Valentine's."

"Do you live in a hive? Because every time I see you, I feel the sting of Cupid's arrow."

Did you cast a love spell on me? Because I feel like I've been struck by Cupid's arrow.

"Guess Cupid's been practicing his aim because he hit me straight in the heart when I saw you."

"Are you sure Cupid isn't jealous? Your smile outshines his finest arrows."

"On Cupid's day, your beauty is my tale, for compared to you, every star looks pale."

"Being short must mean you're closer to Cupid, because your smile hit my heart perfectly."

"Is your name Love Bow? Because every time you smile, I feel like I've been hit by Cupid's arrow."

"Is Cupid your sidekick? Because every time you look at me, I fall in love all over again."

"Cupid called, he wants to know how you stole his charm and wrapped it up in one sweet smile."

"Are you Cupid's assistant? Because your smile just made me fall in love."

"Hey Tameka, did my air kiss reach you, or should I send a search party led by Cupid himself?"

"Yelan, when you shoot an arrow, does cupid get jealous of how expertly you make hearts skip a beat?"

"Are you Cupid's assistant? Because every time I see you, my heart gets struck by an arrow."

"Are those twintails or Cupid's arrows? Either way, they've got my heart fluttering with every sway."

When she hits you on Monday, I hope it's with Cupid's bow, for your charm is contagious and shows.

"Excuse me, did Cupid mistake you for a Goddess? Because he couldn't have aimed any better."

"Has anyone ever told you that your punches hit harder than Cupid's arrows? Because I'm definitely knocked out."

Are you Cupid? Because you've struck me straight through the heart with your beauty.

"You're my favorite artist, a dream in the day's cart, your art is my heart's chart, a masterpiece of Cupid's dart."

"You must be a love bow, because your beauty struck my heart with the precision of Cupid's aim."

Your anal hickie is a work of art, like a masterpiece sculpted by Cupid's dart.

"At your height, you must be close to Cupid because I'm definitely feeling his arrows!"

"Did you borrow your underwear from Cupid? Because every time you pass by, my heart gets shot with love."

"Can I be your Valentine? Because when I look at you, my heart beats faster than Cupid's arrows."

"Your smile must have been crafted by Cupid himself, it pierces my heart with every sweet glance."

"Did Cupid shoot an arrow? Because my heart is definitely struck by your beauty."

"I must've hit you harder than Cupid's arrow because now I can't stop thinking about you."

"Like an arrow straight from Cupid, your smile struck my heart instantly."

"Is your name Cupid? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've been shot with an arrow of love."

"Have you been shot by Cupid's arrow, or is your smile just naturally heart-stopping?"

"Darling, nothing can harm you, not even cupid's arrow, but beware of my charm, it's dangerously addictive."

"How about you be my Valentine and we create some fireworks together that put Cupid's arrows to shame?"

"Were you forged by Cupid? Because every time you smile, an arrow pierces my heart."

"Are you a black belt? Because your beauty has just knocked me out, totally unprepared for this cupid's attack."

"How about joining me this Valentine's and turning our heat into a love story that even Cupid would envy?"

"Did Cupid just shoot his arrow? Because when I saw you, my heart skipped a beat."

"If Cupid made a perfect shot this Valentine's, it’d lead me straight to your heart."

"Are you Cupid? Because you've just arrowed my heart... and I'm still waiting for the delivery confirmation!"

"Are you a sniper? Because every time I look at you, I lose my focus and get hit by cupid's bullet."

"Did Cupid forget his bow at home? Because your smile just shot an arrow straight through my heart."

"Did Cupid shoot an arrow? Because my heart is pierced by your captivating beauty."

"Did Cupid aim his arrow at you too? Because my heart was struck the moment I saw you."

"Did Cupid forget he's already shot his arrow? Because every time I see you, I fall in love all over again."

"Cupid must have been showing off when he hit us with the same arrow, because your beauty is flawless."

"If laughter is the way to a goddess's heart, then consider me your comedic cupid tonight."

"Did Cupid just shoot his arrow or did you just steal my heart with your breathtaking smile?"

Did you just give me an anal hickie, or is that Cupid shooting arrows at my rear end?

Are you a book? Because I can't put you down, just like the tale of Cupid and Psyche.

"Did Cupid borrow your eyes? Because I've been shot with their captivating charm."

"Ever spar with Cupid before? Because every time our eyes meet, I feel a knockout punch to my heart."

"Is your name Love? Because you've stolen my heart faster than Cupid's arrow."

"Did Cupid give you extra attention? Because your beauty is making my heart race this February 7th."

"Did Cupid call in sick today? Because it's definitely your arrows that have my heart fluttering."

"Did cupid practice archery on you? Because every time I look at you, I get struck by love."

"My address? It's 1234 Sweetheart Lane, right next to Cupid's Bow. Care to visit?"

"With Valentine's day nearing, even Cupid can't compete with the way my heart beats for you."

Your eyes like arrows pierce my heart, a target hit with cupid's art.

"Is your father Cupid? Because girl, your smile definitely just struck my heart."

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my dreams since Cupid's arrow hit me!"

"Did my last message make you speechless? Or was your reply stolen by a jealous cupid?"

"Hey, Cupid's on the line. He claims you've stolen my heart but honestly, with your allure, who could blame you?"

"Darling, this Valentine's let me be your cupid and aim straight for your heart with my charm and love."

"Like a sonnet sweetly spun, my love for you has just begun, dearest, looks like cupid has won."

"Knock, knock! Who's there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid stopped by and told me you're the girl I've been dreaming to kiss."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in Cupid's love potion and need directions back!"

"Funny how fate works, isn't it? I'm glad your friend played Cupid, but I'm sure we would've crossed paths eventually."

"Cupid called, he says I need to tell my Valentine how breathtakingly beautiful she is."

I must be a cupid, because I feel struck by your beauty this Valentine monthsary. Let's make it memorable together.

"Hey Tameka, your snap-kiss hit me harder than a cupid's arrow. Ready for the real deal?"

"On this Valentine's Day, can you be my secret cupid? Your arrows have already pierced through my heart."

"Cupid called, he says he lost his most precious arrow, then I realized it was lodged in my heart for you."

"I think Cupid just added a new weapon to his arsenal, your smile; because it has me captivated."

"Your beauty hits harder than Cupid's arrow. Want to be my target for some heart-racing affection tonight?"

"This Valentine's Day, let's make a memory that even Cupid himself would blush at."

"Don't be shy, darling, your beauty outshines the sun, against you, Cupid himself would've won."

"Did Cupid retire? Because with your smile, I've been struck harder than any arrow he could shoot."

"Girl, are you making me expectant with your beauty, or am I just feeling a kick from cupid's arrow?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because Cupid didn't seem to miss his shot?"

"Cupid called, he wants his arrow back, because I'm already smitten by your charm and beauty."

"Did Cupid use extra arrows on you? Because your beauty left me love-struck."

"Cupid called, he says he needs my heart back that you stole with your adorable smile."

"You don't need cupid's arrow to make my heart race; your smile is enough to do the trick."

"Is your name Amor? Because I've been struck by Cupid's arrow and now I can't resist your charm."

"Is your name Cupid? Because every time you smile, you shoot an arrow straight into my heart."

Wow, heart-shaped chapati? That’s like culinary Cupid! I’m ready to be your special someone, but only if you promise not to burn them!

"What's up, Tameka? I just sent you an air kiss snap, because I'm COVID conscious but not Cupid conscious!"

Are you Cupid?

Because you can put your arrow in my kiss anytime.

Cupid must’ve marked our hearts with enochian symbols, because baby I feel like we’re meant to be.

Do you believe in love at first sight,

or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 

I'm not cupid but i'll hit that kiss with my arrow.

Call me cupid Cause I Just landed a crossbow shot to your heart.

Did it hurt? When you got shot by cupid's arrow.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

Once you go cupid, the rest are just s**...!

Are you cupid, because your arrows have shot my heart.

If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?

I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean "antler".

People tell me I look like Cupid.

If I shot an arrow through our heart will you still believe I'm Cupid?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I took an arrow to the knee! From cupid, after seeing you.

You don't need Cupid, baby. I'm an archer too. I know I can make you quiver.

Hey cutie, is that Cupid's arrow in your bow?

When I saw your account on okcupid, I was like, OKAY! CUPID! Boy, I'm not s**...! I've concluded that we're well-suited. Let me get you alone, in a place that's secluded. Our profiles are matches. Now come get on this mattress.