Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the moon and deliver!

Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.

Sleep with a UPS driver, because they always deliver.

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.

"Is it just the milk you deliver, or could those muscles stir up some extra sweetness in my day too?"

"Is that red pendant a traffic signal, turning from stop to go, or just your heart screaming that you're single?"

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"I noticed your pendant turned green, is that a signal for me to go ahead and make you mine?"

"Your pendant switched colors, from fiery red to cool green; does that mean your heart is now up for a serene scene?"

"Is that green pendant your traffic light to singlehood? Because I'm ready to drive into your heart."

"Is your body from a fitness magazine? Because it's delivering a workout to my heart."

"My message was too shy to say it, but your smile is the only 'Seen' I'm really after."

"I noticed you left me on delivered. Well, that's alright, a masterpiece takes time to appreciate."

"Is that new green pendant telling me you're as free as a leaf now? Because I'd love to fall for you."

"Are you Paul from Tekken? Because you've just delivered a knockout punch to my heart."

"Left me on delivered, but still I'm captivated, in your beauty I'm shivered, for you, my heart is dedicated."

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant switched from red hot to green envy. Is that a signal you're on the market?"

"Hey, does the green pendant mean go? Because your beauty is making my heart race."

"Your pendant's green now, does that mean your heart's open for a new adventure?"

"Like a priority package from Canada Post, your beauty is express-delivered straight to my heart."

"Ever thought of delivering extra creamy milk? Your muscles would look striking drenched, with my cookies craving to taste."

"Just applying for the homie position, but fair warning, I may over-deliver on making you smile."

"I love BDSM - Beautifully Delivered Sincere Moments, do you think we could share some?"

"Forget about you? Impossible! Just enjoyed a moment of suspense before delivering my next, hopefully intriguing, message."

"Oh boy, you deliver more than just mail. With those abs, you're delivering dreams, fantasies, and heartbeats."

"Your pendant's turned red, is that like a lighthouse guiding this lost sailor to the shore of your love?"

"I'm no feather, but I guarantee my hands can deliver the kind of slaps that make a real woman like you shiver."

"I noticed your pendant went from fiery red to serene green. Did your relationship status take a similar turn?"

Baby I am Amazon, because I will always deliver my package to you on demand.

"How about we turn that delivered into a delightful conversation over coffee?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

"Is that a package for me in your shorts, or are you just pleased to deliver? Because either way, I'm signing for it."

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant color change. Is that fiery red a signal for intriguing singles like me?"

"You left my message on delivered? Well, I can't deliver my love to anyone but you."

"Like a perfect pizza, your beauty delivers in 30 minutes or less. Fancy a taste of my extra spicy pepperoni?"

"Hey there, do you always greet people as if they're holiday figures, or am I just special? Hope I'm not expected to deliver presents though!"

"Just like a Golgi apparatus packaging enzymes, I'm ready to wrap up all my love and deliver it to you."

"Did I mention my love for BDSM? – 'Boldly Delivering Sincere Monologues'. I doubt Shakespeare would've written them any better."

"Those abs deliver more than mail, they're delivering a first class ticket to my fantasy."

"Notice your pendant's changed to red. Does that mean you're single or just lighting a flame in my heart?"

"You swapped your red pendant for green; is it because you're giving me the green light to move in closer?"

"You're like an uncharted galaxy, full of potential discoveries. Would you let me explore forever with you?"

"Is it a coincidence that you deliver milk and I crave for strong, milky muscles? Let's make an Oreo sandwich."

"Sounds cozy! Now, if only we could find a way to deliver pancakes to you in bed...talk about breakfast goals!"

"Is that green pendant a traffic light saying you're free? Because, darling, you're causing quite the hold-up in my heart."

"Hey there, Mr. Mailman. How about delivering that heavy package to my heart instead of just my doorstep?"

"Are your muscles made of postage? Because every time you deliver, my heart's stamp of approval gets stronger."

"Instagram may fail to deliver messages, but I can't fail to notice your irresistible charm."

"Though my message remains unopened, your beauty, my dear, stands unrivaled; it's a tale to be woven."

"So you've changed your pendant from fiery red to single-ready green, is it a signal for this lonely heart?"

"Your pendant's gone from red hot to cool green - is that your signal you're ready to mingle?"

"Are you into BDSM too? Because with you, I'm 'Bound to Deliver Sweet Memories' every single day."

"Noticed your pendant's gone green, it matches my envy. Is that a fashion statement or an invitation for suitors?"

"That green pendant looks stunning on you, just like how you'd look stunning in a relationship with me."

"In the realm of numbers, may I consider, your digits are the melody my heart's yearning to deliver?"

"Are you a stork? Because I've been waiting for you to deliver a miracle into my life."

"I couldn't help but notice your pendant went from red to green. Is that your way of saying - you're ready for something new?"

"With muscles like those, Mr. Milkman, you must be delivering protein-rich milk. Care to share a glass at my place?"

"Too bad I can't deliver a digital kiss for your shin! Just take it easy, we've got plenty of time to chat when you're healed."

Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.

"Your pendant switched from red to green, just like a traffic light. Should I take that as my 'go' signal?"

"Are you a stork? Because every moment with you makes me want to deliver our own bundle of joy."