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Top 13 Murder Pussy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Murder Pussy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Whats your favorite flower?

    Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  2. Roses or Daisys?

    I just need to know what to put on the grave after I murder that pussy.

  3. Roses or Daisies?

    Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

  4. What kind of flowers do you like?

    Her: Lilies, why?

    Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

  5. I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

    To let it know I’m about to murder it

  6. Are you a cat or a dog person?

    You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them

    My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

  7. Are you a vampire?

    Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

  8. Do you like roses or violets?

    Because I want to know what to put on your grave after I murder that pussy

  9. Hey girl, are you a James Bond villain?

    Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.

  10. Roses or daisies?

    Great! Now i know what kind of flowers to put on your grave after i murder that pussy.

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What is a Murder Pussy pickup line?

Funny murder pussy pickup lines

Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

I don’t mind going to jail

For murdering your pussy

Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.