Girl, are you a broken record player

Because I have you stuck in my head

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Are you a relaxed Street Fighter player? Because it's time to let things slide.

Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

Why do girls like lacrosse players? Because they carry long poles.

How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!

Is it true that you are an Olympic volleyball player? Because I dig you.

Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score

Why are lacrosse players never on time? Because they’re always cutting it close.

Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.

I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.

What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea!

A player is not allowed to stop playing.

Life is like a game, there are many players. If you don’t play with them, they’ll play with you.

Why do lacrosse players make bad decisions? Because they think with their poles.

Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages? By Air Mail.

I prefer my women to be positional player rather than material.

Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect s**....

Are you a soccer player? Because you've definitely scored with me already.

"Can we switch from multiplayer mode to just us two players in this love game?"

Are you a VIP player? Because you've unlocked the key to my heart in our Roblox adventures.

"Are you a chess grandmaster? Because every move you make leaves me in checkmate, always wanting your next play."

Oh, I see how it is! Well, maybe you just haven't met the right person to change your perspective yet 😉

"Are you sure you're not a soccer player? Because you've got me falling head over heels."

"Our chemistry could melt the ice, just like my skates on a breakaway."

"I might be good at scoring on the field, but I'd love to score your heart off it."

Are you a rugby player? Because you've got me tackled with that powerful charm of yours.

"Did you just score a goal? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a flying hockey puck!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be a Quidditch player, you're a keeper.

"Do you play netball? Because you've got me dribbling in excitement just thinking about our next pass!"

"I'm like a difficult board game, you might hate the challenge but you'll love the player."

"Are you a tennis player? Because my heart is bouncing back and forth whenever I see your enchanting smile."

Are you a level 100 player in Roblox? Because you've got all the right moves.

"Are you a Devil Fruit? Because when I found you, my life in the Bloxfruit world leveled up."

Haha, so the secret to beating bots is just to befriend a rich player? I'll have to work on my networking skills! 😉

"Just like a touchdown, I couldn't help but notice I've scored my way straight into your heart."

"Girl, you must be a volleyball player because you're serving up hotness and I'm definitely falling for it."

"Are you a high-level player? Because being around you makes me feel like I've leveled up."

"Your eyes are colder than a hockey rink, but they've got my heart racing like it's the championship finals."

Are you a soccer player? Because you just kicked a goal straight into my heart.

"Well, in the game of mystery and intrigue, I like to think I'm quite the player. Only one way to find out though."

"Kayden, are you a basketball player? Because you've been balling so hard you've got my heart doing the Harlem shake!"

"Just like a championship game, my world is incomplete without its most valuable player...you."

"Are you a basketball player? Because whenever I see you, my heart does nothing but swish."

"Is your game on pause? Because it's time to play the dating game with a charming player like me."

"Are you a netball? Because whenever I catch a glimpse of you, my hands just instinctively want to SCORE."

If music is the food of love, then you must be the sexiest saxophone player I've ever seen.

"Is your name volleyball? Because I'm totally digging you, and I can't seem to keep my hands off you."

"Is your name Puck? Because I've been trained to handle curves and score goals with someone as striking as you."

What do you get if you see a lacrosse player buried up to his neck in sand? More sand

"In this game of life, you're my goal, your eyes sparkle more than any hockey bowl."

"You must be a hockey player, because every time I see you, my heart races like it’s game time!"

"Is the sun shining so bright or is it just your blonde hair lighting up the field?"

"Is your name Hockey Rink? Because I've been skating around the idea of asking you out all night."

"Are you a football? Because I can't help but want to catch you whenever you're falling."

You must be a soccer player, because damn, you're so hot I want to score with you tonight.

"Just like in badminton, it took one shot for me to fall in love with you."

"Are you a shuttlecock? Because my heart is bouncing every time I see you."

"I'm not on ice, but I can still make your heart race faster than a hockey game's final minute."

"I may be a football player, but girl, with you, I'd never risk a fumble. What's your name?"

Are you a handball player? Because you caught my eye with your strength and agility.

Ah, you see right through me! But I assure you, I'm not just any player. Want to uncover the real me?

Did you just hit a home run? Because you've knocked me out with your charm.

"Do you play soccer? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a 90-minute game!"

"Are you a netball? Because every time I see you, my heart makes a shooting motion!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because angels like you should play softball.

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back, but with interest."

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

"Do you play volleyball? Because you're always setting my heart on a wild spike of emotions."

"Is your name Dunk? Cause my heart leaps every time you're in sight."

"I may not be Ronaldo, but I'd love to score the winning goal in your heart...and then maybe we can get Messi."

Are you a soccer player? Because you're hot enough to make me want to score all night long.

Haha, well, I'm not a rich player, but I can definitely keep you entertained without any bots around. 😊

Are you a softball player? Because you've definitely hit a home run in my heart.

A player who refuses to play will be eliminated.

"Well then, would you mind if we start with some ice-breaking lessons?"

"In this game of life, I'm definitely not your brother, but I'd love to be your player two."

"Are you a puck? Because my stick can't resist the urge to score with you."

"If loving Barcelona is wrong, I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink and discuss our favorite players?"

"Is your heart a music player? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like an mp3 on shuffle."

"Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number on my team."

"Are you a puck? Because my heart has been slapped-shot by you."

"Just like in rugby, I'm willing to tackle anything just to win your heart."

"I might be a rookie on skates, but with you as my coach, I'm ready to score the ultimate goal."

"Is your brother running out of teammates? Because I'm ready to cheer for a new player in your heart."

Are you a softball player? 'Cause you hit me right out of the park with your beauty.

"Are you a basketball player? Because at over 6 feet, I'd sure love to score my first Chipotle date with you."

"You play 247, fancy another round with a charming player like me?"

With skills like yours on the field, my heart can't help but yield.

Are you a supply drop? Because I'm dropping into your heart like a pro player.

"Are you a football? Because I'd love to win your heart with the right moves and endurance."

"I might not play hockey, but I sure know how to keep my eyes on a stunning goal like you."

"You know, the best games are played when both players enjoy the chase—mind if I join?"

Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me h**...!

Are you a VIP player in Roblox? Because you've definitely leveled up my heart game.

"If you call me 'daddy', does that make us a dream team? Because I've already fallen for my star player."

"Are you a spike? Because my heart jumps every time you're around, no matter how much heat you serve."

If I were a zombie in COD Mobile, I'd chase you forever because you're my favorite player.

"I must be a basketball player, because when I saw you, all I could think of was making you my winning shot."

What kind of car does a lacrosse player drive? A Dodge.

"Are you a game? Because I'd love to show you my impressive winning streak."

If Manchester United had a star player, it would definitely be you. You shine brighter than their victories.

Are you a pool player? Because I'd let you sink all my balls anytime.

"You're such a strategic thinker! Makes me want to be your player two in this real-life game and enjoy every level with you."

"Hockey isn't my game, but I'm sure we can ice skate our way into a passionate night together."

Well, I must say, a guy who knows his way around sexy gamer gear is definitely my kind of player 😉

What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick? Cutting edge.

Haha, you caught me! But I promise there's more to me than just being a player. Care to find out? 😉

Girl, are you a soccer ball? Because I want to kick it with you like Ronaldo!

"Just like a perfect netball shot, your smile hits nothing but my heart."

"Can I be the player 2 in your life? Cause you've already won my heart at level 1."

Mmm, the thought of you gaming in that sexy gear... let's just say I'd love to be your player two. 😉

Are you a VIP player in Roblox? Because you've unlocked the rare quest of stealing my heart.

"Can I be your Player 2? Because in the game of life, I'd always choose you as my partner."

"Are you a hockey puck? Cause I can't help but chase you around, you've got my heart sliding on thin ice."

"Can I be the player two in your game, so we can level up together in our love story?"

"Are you a volleyball match? Because my heart can't help but bounce back and forth whenever you're around."

Can I be player 2 in this game called life? Together in Roblox or reality, we'll make a great team.

"Are you a hockey puck? Because I can't help but chase after you, scoring the most enchanting goal of my life."

If I were a player in Geometry Dash, you'd be the ultimate goal I'd never want to miss.

"Just like in hockey, I might be known for scoring, but with you, I'm looking for more than a one-time shot."

"Are you a puck? Because the moment I saw you, I knew we were destined for some ice-breaking action!"

"I'd never dare to backseat your gameplay, but I'd love to be player two in your life story."

You must be a pro at handling balls, because I can't resist the thought of you in bed.

Are you a soccer player? Because you've got me head over heels with that hot 6-pack.

Haha, fair point! But maybe I can show you a different side of me. How about we grab coffee and find out? 😉

"Your serve may be powerful, but it's nothing compared to the way you've aced my heart."

"Like a perfect hockey shot, you've got precision, power, and just enough spin to make my heart race."