Girl, are you a broken record player

Because I have you stuck in my head

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

Are you a relaxed Street Fighter player? Because it's time to let things slide.

Rugby players are known for big tackles.

What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind? They become a referee.

Why do girls like lacrosse players? Because they carry long poles.

How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!

Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.

Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score

Why are lacrosse players never on time? Because they’re always cutting it close.

Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.

I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.

What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea!

Life is like a game, there are many players. If you don’t play with them, they’ll play with you.

A player is not allowed to stop playing.

Why do lacrosse players make bad decisions? Because they think with their poles.

Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages? By Air Mail.

Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect s**....

I prefer my women to be positional player rather than material.

"I'm like a difficult board game, you might hate the challenge but you'll love the player."

"I might be good at scoring on the field, but I'd love to score your heart off it."

"Are you sure you're not a soccer player? Because you've got me falling head over heels."

"You've got the charm of an elf, the mystery of Zelda, and beauty that could drown. Can I be your player two?"

"Our chemistry could melt the ice, just like my skates on a breakaway."

"Can we switch from multiplayer mode to just us two players in this love game?"

"Did you just score a goal? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a flying hockey puck!"

"Are you a Devil Fruit? Because when I found you, my life in the Bloxfruit world leveled up."

"Are you a tennis player? Because my heart is bouncing back and forth whenever I see your enchanting smile."

"I may be an expert at hockey, but the only goal I'm interested in is winning your heart."

"Just like a championship game, my world is incomplete without its most valuable player...you."

"Is your game on pause? Because it's time to play the dating game with a charming player like me."

"Your eyes are colder than a hockey rink, but they've got my heart racing like it's the championship finals."

What do you get if you see a lacrosse player buried up to his neck in sand? More sand

"Well, in the game of mystery and intrigue, I like to think I'm quite the player. Only one way to find out though."

"In this game of life, you're my goal, your eyes sparkle more than any hockey bowl."

"Girl, you must be a volleyball player because you're serving up hotness and I'm definitely falling for it."

"Is your name volleyball? Because I'm totally digging you, and I can't seem to keep my hands off you."

"Kayden, are you a basketball player? Because you've been balling so hard you've got my heart doing the Harlem shake!"

"Are you a basketball player? Because whenever I see you, my heart does nothing but swish."

"Are you a netball? Because whenever I catch a glimpse of you, my hands just instinctively want to SCORE."

"Just like a touchdown, I couldn't help but notice I've scored my way straight into your heart."

"While I may not be a hockey player, I'm definitely scoring with you in my mind right now."

"Are you a football? Because I can't help but want to catch you whenever you're falling."

"Is your name Hockey Rink? Because I've been skating around the idea of asking you out all night."

"Just like in badminton, it took one shot for me to fall in love with you."

"Do you play soccer? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a 90-minute game!"

Babe, I have always thought I was a Solo Player, until I met you.

"Are you a shuttlecock? Because my heart is bouncing every time I see you."

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

"Do you play volleyball? Because you're always setting my heart on a wild spike of emotions."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back, but with interest."

"I'm not on ice, but I can still make your heart race faster than a hockey game's final minute."

"You play 247, fancy another round with a charming player like me?"

"I may not be Ronaldo, but I'd love to score the winning goal in your heart...and then maybe we can get Messi."

"Are you a basketball player? Because at over 6 feet, I'd sure love to score my first Chipotle date with you."

"Is your heart a music player? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like an mp3 on shuffle."

"In this game of life, I'm definitely not your brother, but I'd love to be your player two."

"Is your name Dunk? Cause my heart leaps every time you're in sight."

"Are you a puck? Because my stick can't resist the urge to score with you."

"Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number on my team."

"Are you a puck? Because my heart has been slapped-shot by you."

"Just like in rugby, I'm willing to tackle anything just to win your heart."

"Well then, would you mind if we start with some ice-breaking lessons?"

"Is your brother running out of teammates? Because I'm ready to cheer for a new player in your heart."

A player who refuses to play will be eliminated.