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Top 25 Puppy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Puppy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Puppy conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

  2. What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

  3. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

  4. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

  5. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  6. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.

  7. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

  8. Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

  9. With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies

  10. I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

Funny puppy pickup lines

You better know a good vet
Cus those puppies are sick

I'll buy you a puppy.

Are you a puppy?

Because I want to give my love and attention to you

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

Hey are you a puppy?

Cause I'd like to crush you beneath my feet. (This only works for people with foot fetishes)

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.

Will you be the mother of my puppies?

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.

I want to have your puppies.

I want to have your litter of puppies.

Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street

I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!