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Top 26 Puppy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Puppy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

  2. What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

  3. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

  4. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

  5. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  6. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.

  7. I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

  8. Would you like to cum back to my place and see sum puppies?

  9. Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

  10. With your beauty and my thoroughbred we?d make an exotic litter of puppies

Funny puppy pickup lines

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

You better know a good vet

Cus those puppies are sick

I'll buy you a puppy.

Are you a puppy?

Because I want to give my love and attention to you

Do you like dogs?

Because it’s thundering and I want to be your scared puppy

Hey are you a puppy?
Cause I'd like to crush you beneath my feet. (This only works for people with foot fetishes)

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.

Will you be the mother of my puppies?

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.

I want to have your puppies.

I want to have your litter of puppies.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!