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Top 16 Rear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Rear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?

  2. Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

    But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

  3. I’ve looked for a man with a VCR and I’ve finally found the perfect one…. thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.

  4. I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

    **Shows rear camera on phone**

  5. Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

  6. Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.

  7. Hey girl, are you a Ford Pinto?

    Cause you've got a fiery rear-end.

  8. You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.

  9. I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

  10. I hope you like Diplomacy, because I am about to invade unexpectedly from the rear.

Funny rear pickup lines

What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.

Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

I'm the best humper in the company. That's why he puts me in the rear.

I'm about to flank you from the rear.

Contact rear.