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Top 21 Rear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Rear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Rear conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?

  2. I hope you have car insurance

    Because you're about to get rear ended

  3. Mind if I put my gear in your rear?

  4. Don't worry baby I know the rear rescue approach.

  5. Hey baby you got insurance?

    Because youre about to get rear ended

  6. Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

    But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

  7. I’ve looked for a man with a VCR and I’ve finally found the perfect one…. thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.

  8. I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

    **Shows rear camera on phone**

  9. Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

  10. Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.

Working rear pickup lines

Are you a small business?
Cus I’m looking for parking in your rear

Hey girl, are you a Ford Pinto?

Cause you've got a fiery rear-end.

I hope you like Diplomacy, because I am about to invade unexpectedly from the rear.

What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.

I'm the best humper in the company. That's why he puts me in the rear.

I'm about to flank you from the rear.

How about you lock your bolt to the rear and I'll insert a round in the chamber?

Contact rear.