110 Total Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 total pick up lines for her and flirty total rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about total that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your total rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny total pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty total joke for a great chat response.

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A good Total pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier

Because I'm totally checking you out
Wow you sleep in a bed?

Thats so cool I do that to, we should totally do it together sometime
Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.
You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

Short and cute total pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about total are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

I'm not a financial expert

But you're totally a future

If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

I'd totally map your flows.

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

Cheesy total Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey bebz check out my stud total.

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!

I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.

If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.

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Try using funny and charming Total conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I'm totally checking you out.

I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

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Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself

Gl guys try this out.

Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.

If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.

Small batches?

I totally don’t believe that…

I would totally lick your guacaholey.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

Girl, if you were a chicken I would totally want your legs and thighs.

Girl, I am not just a loan. Because you have total ownership of me.

Clever total Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Total hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package

Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.

If you and I were electrons, I'd totally reverse my spin so I could be in your orbital.

One night of Scrabble with me, and you will totally lose your words.

The best way to learn to skate is to fall down a lot. And tonight I will totally go down on you.

Are you a G-protein coupled receptor? Because I am totally coupled to you!

Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.

Babe, do you have a pumpkin? Because your beauty totally caught me off gourd.

Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

Chipotle burritos make h**..., and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.

Hey girl, are you a Barbie? Because I'm totally Ken-trolled by your beauty!

Smooth total Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Total pickup lines make her give you her number.

Hey, are you a SNARE complex because I am totally attached to you!

I'm totally into redheads right now. Redheads are really in.

Are you a fart?

Because you totally blew me away

Babe, do you have a bank loan? Because you sure have my total interest.

Hey, have we been skydiving together before?

Cuz I've totally fallen for you

Whats your blood group?
Because you totally seem to be my type!

Are you darkness? Because I totally want to enter you.

You know if you were an algorithm, you would totally be a CLASSification algorithm.

Babe, my bed is totally open source to you tonight.

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

"Do I love BDSM? Absolutely! B - Books, D - Dogs, S - Sunsets, M - Music. Want to explore my interests?"

"Hey, are you a fan of BDSM too? I mean, Beautiful Dreams & Sweet Memories?"

Flirty total Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Total pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Darling I love seeing your boobs while playing volleyball, because I would totally hit that.

"I'm into B.D.S.M - 'Being Devoted to Sharing M&Ms'. Care to join my sweet little obsession?"

"Is your name Google Maps? Because I'm totally lost in your eyes, yet somehow I've found my destination - you."

"Are you a fan of BDSM too? Because I'm all about Breakfast, Dinner, Snacks n' Movies for our first date!"

"Are you from Canada? Because I'm totally smitten, I can't help but 'fall' for your charm like autumn in Nova Scotia."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... and I promise to return you no late fees!"

"Are you from Canada? Because I'm totally 'falling' for you like leaves in a Vancouver autumn."

"Are you a Grand Theft Auto mission? Because I can't help but get totally lost in your captivating storyline."

Are you a Lego set? Because I'm totally BLOCKED by your charm and can't seem to find the right piece to fit.

"I must admit, I love BDSM: Beautifully Designed Sparks of Magnetism with you."

"Are you into BDSM? Because I'm totally a Boy Desiring Serious Monogamy."

"Ever seen a Master Sargeant surrender? Well, your beauty has totally disarmed me."

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"Is your game in Lethal Company as enchanting as your rizz? Because I'm totally captivated."

"Is your name Target? Because I'm totally shot by your beauty."

"Are you a knot expert? Because my heart is in a bind, and it's clear you know the ropes of BDSM."

Totally respect that! Let's continue here, do you have a hobby you're passionate about?

"Are you into BDSM too? Because I'm Breaking Down Silly Moments just to make you laugh."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I'm totally streaming with fascination every time I see you."

"Are you a locksmith? Because I'm into BDSM - 'Beautifully Dedicated to Smart Metaphors' and you just unlocked my heart."

"Just like a tic tac, you're small, sweet, and totally irresistible. Can I taste your minty freshness?"

"I must be a moth, because I'm totally attracted to your radiant 'lamp' personality."

"They say love's a drug, and darling, I'm ready for rehab 'cause I'm totally hooked on you."

"Darling, do you know Muay Thai? Because every time your eyes meet mine, it's a total knockout."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost... in those eyes and my love for BDSM... that stands for 'Beautifully Divine Smile Moment'."

In Conclusion

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