Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

I'm not a financial expert

But you're totally a future

If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

Hey bebz check out my stud total.

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.

If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I'm totally checking you out.

If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.

I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.

If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.

Small batches?

I totally don’t believe that…

I would totally lick your guacaholey.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

Girl, if you were a chicken I would totally want your legs and thighs.

Girl, I am not just a loan. Because you have total ownership of me.

Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package

Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.

If you and I were electrons, I'd totally reverse my spin so I could be in your orbital.

One night of Scrabble with me, and you will totally lose your words.

The best way to learn to skate is to fall down a lot. And tonight I will totally go down on you.

Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

Babe, do you have a pumpkin? Because your beauty totally caught me off gourd.

You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.

Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

Chipotle burritos make h**..., and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.

Hey girl, are you a Barbie? Because I'm totally Ken-trolled by your beauty!

Hey, are you a SNARE complex because I am totally attached to you!

I'm totally into redheads right now. Redheads are really in.

Are you a fart?

Because you totally blew me away

Babe, do you have a bank loan? Because you sure have my total interest.

Hey, have we been skydiving together before?

Cuz I've totally fallen for you

Whats your blood group?

Because you totally seem to be my type!

You know if you were an algorithm, you would totally be a CLASSification algorithm.

Babe, my bed is totally open source to you tonight.

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

"I must admit, I love BDSM: Beautifully Designed Sparks of Magnetism with you."

"If hitting you with my car brought me to a stop, crashing into your smile has me totally smitten."

Oh, you're totally missing out! Let me take you to the best Tex-Mex spot in town sometime.

"Hey, are you a fan of BDSM too? I mean, Beautiful Dreams & Sweet Memories?"

"Just like a tic tac, you're small, sweet, and totally irresistible. Can I taste your minty freshness?"

"Are you from Canada? Because I'm totally smitten, I can't help but 'fall' for your charm like autumn in Nova Scotia."

"Ever seen a Master Sargeant surrender? Well, your beauty has totally disarmed me."

If you were a taco, you'd be a total snack-sensation with a side of guac!

"Is your name Google Maps? Because I'm totally lost in your eyes, yet somehow I've found my destination - you."

Totally get that! I like to binge-watch series when I'm sick. What show would you recommend for a perfect "sick day" marathon?

"I'm into B.D.S.M - 'Being Devoted to Sharing M&Ms'. Care to join my sweet little obsession?"

"I must be a moth, because I'm totally attracted to your radiant 'lamp' personality."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... and I promise to return you no late fees!"

"Are you from Canada? Because I'm totally 'falling' for you like leaves in a Vancouver autumn."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you're a total reflection of perfection.

"Is it the nose ring or your stunning brows that caught my eye? Either way, you’re a total showstopper."

Totally agree! Nothing wrong with a cozy day in. Especially if it involves some good snacks and great company... like you, perhaps? 😏

"Do I love BDSM? Absolutely! B - Books, D - Dogs, S - Sunsets, M - Music. Want to explore my interests?"

"Is your name Target? Because I'm totally shot by your beauty."

If you were a birthday present, you'd be the VIP package - unforgettable and totally worth it.

"Are you a knot expert? Because my heart is in a bind, and it's clear you know the ropes of BDSM."

Are you a Lego set? Because I'm totally BLOCKED by your charm and can't seem to find the right piece to fit.

"Are you a fan of BDSM too? Because I'm all about Breakfast, Dinner, Snacks n' Movies for our first date!"

"Is your name Netflix? Because I'm totally streaming with fascination every time I see you."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I’m totally falling for you, and I promise not to kick you to the curb!"

Darling I love seeing your boobs while playing volleyball, because I would totally hit that.

I can totally relate! Let's plan a virtual travel date. I'll bring the exotic cocktails, you find the perfect playlist.

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and totally out of this world."

"Totally understand! Sweetness is great, but too much can be overwhelming. How do you find that perfect blend in your life?"

"Gaining confidence is a journey, but I have to say, your vibe already gives off 'total catch' energy. Care to show me more? 😏"

I get that! Scents can totally set the mood. My favorite is “Freshly Baked Cookies,” but sadly it doesn't come in cologne form. 🍪✨

Totally respect that! Let's continue here, do you have a hobby you're passionate about?

Totally get it! Let's focus on the present. I'm enjoying our conversation and getting to know you. Your sense of humor is refreshing.

"Is your game in Lethal Company as enchanting as your rizz? Because I'm totally captivated."

Totally get that! It's exciting to find something you love. If you're addicted, then I'm intrigued—what’s got you hooked right now?

"Are you a Grand Theft Auto mission? Because I can't help but get totally lost in your captivating storyline."

"Hi, my heart is like BDSM - Beats Dramatically Seeing Magnificence, especially when it's you I'm looking at!"

"Do you like turtles? Because I am totally turtley-falling head over shells for your smile."

"I'm into BDSM - Books, Dinner, Smiles and Movies. Would you care to join me?"

I totally get that! A good night’s sleep can be a game-changer. Got any plans to recharge this weekend?

"Are you my homework? Because I'm totally falling for you, but I'm afraid I may not finish you on time!"

"Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my Bag of Doritos, Snacks & M&Ms?"

"Is your name Godzilla? Because you've caused a monster crush in my heart, and it's causing total destruction."

"They say love's a drug, and darling, I'm ready for rehab 'cause I'm totally hooked on you."

"That's totally fair! What are some things that you do enjoy? Maybe we can find a common interest."

"Darling, do you know Muay Thai? Because every time your eyes meet mine, it's a total knockout."

"Are you a history book? Because every time I open you, I discover something fascinating and totally worth my time!"

"Is your name volleyball? Because I'm totally digging you, and I can't seem to keep my hands off you."

Your sculpted physique must be the result of ancient Egyptian secrets, because you're a total treasure.

"I promise I'm not a scam, just a guy who's totally captivated by your charm."

"Hey Kaylee, don't worry. My handsomeness tends to have that effect on people!"

"Hey there, do you know that BDSM for me means 'Beautifully Dedicated to Sharing M&Ms'? Wanna join in my passion?"

"Girl, you're like the number 56—totally integral to my heart's calculus!"

Totally get that! Dogs have such a genuine vibe. If you could take any dog on an adventure, where would you go?

Are you a duck? Because your waddle is cute and I'm totally fond of it.

"Those freckles are like art on a canvas—your nude beauty is absolutely captivating and totally irresistible."

"Do you know what BDSM stands for in my book? Breathtaking, Delightful, Sweet, and Magnificent... just like you!"

"Like a scene from a Nicolas Cage movie, your beauty leaves me totally 'Face/Off'."

I’d totally get in trouble bringing you to the movies…

They won’t let me bring my own snack.

"Are you popcorn? Because I'm totally lost in your kernel of sweetness and charm."

Totally get it! Humor is key. So, what’s your favorite way to lighten the mood when things get serious?

"Are you my global management textbook? Because I'm totally lost in your indexes."

Are you a book? Because I'm totally obsessed with your cover and dying to know your story.

"Are you a manga series? Because I'm totally drawn to your storyline."

I totally get that! It's nice to have someone to share the load with. What's something you wish you had more help with?

Totally understandable! Not everything needs an explanation. Your perspective is intriguing though; I love how you think! Keep those thoughts coming, they’re captivating!

Are you an asexual magnet? Because I feel totally attracted to your lack of sexual interest.

"Are you an encyclopedia? Because I'm totally lost in your facts...which aren't a lot, but who's counting?"

"Do I love B.D.S.M.? Absolutely! By that I mean 'Baking Delicious Scones, Madam'."

Does your dad happen to be a boxer?

Because you're a total knockout

If I were a chef, you'd be the stir-fried vegetable of my dreams - colorful, vibrant, and totally irresistible.

If you were a crayon, you'd be the most vibrant shade of red in the box - totally irresistible!

"Are you a comma? Because I'd totally pause my life for you."

"Is your heart as captivating as your yellow creature, because I'm totally charmed by both."

"Are you a salt marsh babe? Because your natural beauty is absolutely breathtaking and totally unique."

"Has anyone ever told you that your beauty competes with Taimoor's charm? Because I'm totally falling for it."

"Are you into B.S.D.M.? Because Breakfast, Sunshine, Dancing, and Movies are my favorite things about mornings!"

"I must be a capuchin monkey because I'm totally bananas for you, girl."

"I'm really into BDSM - 'Becoming Deeply Smitten, Miss' - and that's all because of your charm."

"Are you into BDSM too? 'Books, Dinner, Sleepovers, Movies.' That's my kind of wild night."

"Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm harder to break than Obsidian but totally worth the effort."

"Is your name Popcorn? Because I'm totally corny for you."

"You know I'm into BDSM - Beautiful Dinners, Sweet Movies. Care to join me for a round of laughter and popcorn?"

Wow, you totally just Crit'd your Charisma check, you're gorgeous!

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're fresh, delightful, and totally irresistible!

Totally! I once pictured a character as a rugged hero until the movie cast a baby-faced actor. It was a plot twist!

"Are you a Lego set? Because I'm totally falling to pieces over your instructions."

Totally agree! Let's create our own unique language of laughter and fun that's just between us. 🌟