Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

Don't worry, babe. The Cybermen won't hurt you. You can't upgrade perfection.

Baby, seeing you upgraded my Goliath with Charon Boosters!

Mirage: What can you do for me? Well. I would like some weapons upgrades.

"Seeing you, a VIP package seems dull. How about we upgrade this encounter to an unforgettable experience?"

"Girl, are you a tech upgrade? Because like Donatello, I can't function without your touch."

"With a vibe like yours, I’d say my lightbulb is in for a serious upgrade. Can’t wait to see what else you’ve got! 😉"

"Are you made of silicon? Because my heart's processing power just upgraded to love mode!"

"Hailey, let's upgrade our connection from Wi-Fi to Bluetooth - closer and with more benefits."

Let's upgrade from pictures to real-life adventures. I promise to keep you entertained and never bored. 😉

"Is there WiFi in here? Because I'm definitely feeling a strong connection. Maybe it's time we upgrade to 'fiber lashes'?"

"Your smiley text lights up my day, but can we upgrade it to a candlelight dinner?"

"I know those chairs aren't treating you right, fancy a seat upgrade? My face is always open for VIP."

"Are you a software update? Because since I've seen you, my heart won't stop reminding me it's time for an upgrade."

"How about we upgrade from friends to a dazzling masterpiece of attraction and desire?"

"If your picture is as stunning as you, I might have to upgrade my phone's memory."

Haha, sounds like a true survival challenge! Maybe you should upgrade from Elmwood Trail to the more intense Grandma's Wi-Fi Expedition quest!

Girl, want to see how my Golden Seed upgrades your Flask?

"Are you a software update? Because every moment I spend with you, I feel my respect protocol upgrading."

"Ever thought about upgrading from being 'just friends' to an 'incredibly sexy and unforgettable love story'?"

So does the "new you" come with any cool features or upgrades? Maybe a built-in snack dispenser or a laugh track button?

You are like the ultimate hotel suite, there's no room for upgrades.

"Laughing with you is my favorite hobby, ready to upgrade this friendship to a passionate love story?"

I just upgraded my warrior into a battering ram if you know what I mean 😉

Are you a 5-star character? Because you've got me wishing for a constellation upgrade with every pull.

"Well, if nothing is your current plan, how about upgrading it with some laughter, smiles, and unforgettable moments with me?"

"Ever since I got your WhatsApp number, my smile's upgraded to the latest version."

a software engineer?

"Are you a software engineer? Because you've just upgraded my life to a version that's simply irresistible."

"Hey Jools, you worried about losing your jam? Marry me instead, and we'll upgrade from jam to marmalade - Marvelous And Remarkable!"

"Hey there, your 'Hi' just turned my day into high-definition. How about we upgrade to a dinner date?"

"Playing Fortnite is fun, but having you in my life upgrades it to legendary."

"With you, every moment is golden even if we're just sitting still, ever thought about upgrading our friendship to something thrilling?"

Haha, the "new me" has upgraded to version

Are you made of code? Because you just upgraded my operating system.

"You've been my best friend, but have you ever considered an upgrade? How about we explore love

"If my pick-up line was lame, then let's upgrade to something extraordinary together. What do you say?"

"Morning, charming! Waking up beside you would certainly upgrade my mornings. Your wish might just be my command."

"Can I get a Snapchat photo? Because every picture of you is like an upgrade to my fantasy collection."

"Are you Mimi Sentry? Because you're an upgrade from everyone I've ever met, with your stubborn charm and fearless spirit."

"If being friends means I get to admire your beauty more, then I’m all in for that upgrade!"

"Remember that cute guy who left? Well, I'm back, and I've upgraded to irresistible. Ready for the software update?"

"Only fine? We'll have to upgrade that to phenomenal once we have our ice cream date!"

"From bro to love, huh? Nice gameplay. Guess I should work harder on my next move to keep the charm rolling."

"Moved on? Ayumi, I've not just moved on, I've upgraded! Now, if you'll excuse me, my pet unicorn needs feeding."

"Can't take your call but how about we upgrade to a rendezvous, where your voice is the only sound I hear?"

"Doing alright? How about we upgrade that to extraordinary, starting with dinner tonight?"

"We've been friends, but have you ever thought about upgrading to lovers? Because your beauty is undeniably irresistible."

"Daddy? Wow, jumping straight to the title! How about we start with ‘friend’ and see if I earn that upgrade? 😂"

"Alright then, no riddles! How about we upgrade this chat to a cup of coffee? I assure you, the caffeine isn't the only perk!"

"Homie, huh? Well, let's start with a friendly conversation and see if we can't upgrade to besties!"

ISTPs are cool and all, but have you ever met an INTP? We're like the upgraded version - more brainpower, less manual labor!

"Baby, you're like my personal support system, without even asking, how about we upgrade to a more intimate connection?"

"How about we upgrade our relationship status from 'best friend's brother' to 'love interest'?"

"If you were a keyboard, you'd be the upgrade I've been looking for."

"I guess we'll just have to upgrade to a bigger pancake griddle then! Always up for a cooking challenge."

Maybe it was just your keyboard's way of telling you it's time for an upgrade! Your typing skills are too amazing for a regular one anyway.

"Can't sleep without seeing your image, how about we upgrade that to a live view in the moonlight?"

"If it's a 'real papi' you're searching for, let's hope this chat upgrades from game to reality."

"Since seeing your photos on Instagram is my daily delight, when can I upgrade to the live version, beautiful?"

"Our chemistry is undeniable, so shall we upgrade it from text to reality on a date now?"

"Your laugh is my favorite notification, how about we upgrade it to sweet whispers in person?"

"Ever thought of an upgrade in your 'benefits' package? I'm the kind of FWB that comes with extra perks."

"You're the trend I'd never want to miss, how about we upgrade this connection to a kiss?"

Haha, well get ready for a life upgrade because I'm like a walking carnival! Fun guaranteed. 🎡🎠

Yikes, sounds like a rough night! Maybe stick to regular hickeys next time... or at least upgrade to something less painful!

"Are you a flip phone? Because I've been falling for you since 2005, no upgrade needed."

"Are you a dictionary? Because whenever I look at you, I see the definition of 'beta' upgrading to 'baap tera.'"

"Is your beauty a custom mod? Because you've totally upgraded my world like a Mustang GT."

"Your digital beauty outshines every pixel, how about we upgrade this connection to reality?"

"Hailey, you're the kind of FWB that could easily turn into a fiancée. Ever thought about an upgrade?"

"I love you as a friend, yes, but have you ever thought about upgrading our friendship to a breathtaking romance?"

"Hahaha! Good to know you find humor in the sound of my virtual text. How about we upgrade to audible laughter over coffee?"

"Sounds like your plus one is a lucky charm! Hopefully, I'd make a good addition... maybe even upgrade it to plus two?"

"We've been friends in the digital world for a while, how about we upgrade to reality and grab a coffee?"

Haha, the "new me" is basically just the old me with a better outfit... and a slightly upgraded sense of humor! 😜

"Are you a ticket? Because every moment with you feels like a first-class upgrade!"

"Are you a rare loot drop? Because you’ve definitely upgraded my day with that smile of yours!"

"Wow, that's a level-up indeed! You sure know how to make a guy feel special. Thanks for the adorable nickname!"

"Are you a software update? Because the moment I saw you, I knew it's time for an upgrade from my last pickup line."

"How about we upgrade our status from online friends to secret lovers, adding a bit of spice to our digital world?"

"Haha, quite the promotion! Must say, your charm is hard to resist. And who wouldn't want to be your 'love'?"

Are you a software update? Because my heart is telling me it's time for an upgrade with you.

"Hey Mimi, you might be an advanced sentry gun but how about we upgrade this to a two-player game?"

"Are you my support system? Because whenever I see you, my life instantly upgrades."

"Are you made of diamonds, or did my girlfriend just upgrade to platinum?"

"How about we upgrade our online friendship with some exclusive perks? Trust me, it's an offer you won't want to refuse."

"Your dedication is sexy, the way you work has just upgraded my interest from casual to full-time."

"If I were a phone, you'd be my favorite app. I want to keep upgrading with you."

"If my pick-up line was lame, does that mean you'll be the one to upgrade it with a smile?"

"Are you a RAM upgrade? Because ever since I met you, my life's been processing at lightning speed."

"I may not have changed the world, but meeting you has definitely upgraded my life status!"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, even an upgrade to my love life."

"I've been logging our conversation online, but how about we upgrade that to face-to-face memories?"

"Alam mo ba, ikaw ang upgrade na hinahanap ng puso ko? Baka pwede kitang tawagan mamaya."

"Are you a system upgrade? Because I can’t help but feel my heart racing whenever you’re around."

"How about we upgrade our friendship status? Trust me, the perks are incredibly satisfying."

"Are you a computer? Because you just upgraded my software from Windows 95 to Macbook Pro."

Do you work at IT? Because every time I see you, my heart gets a software upgrade.

"How about a little upgrade in your life, sweetheart? From 'dad' to the man of your dreams?"

"You're the upgrade I needed after my ex downgraded me. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

Your smile adds flavor to my day, like a gourmet upgrade to a plain sandwich.

"We've been friends on Facebook, how about we upgrade to best friends in reality? Coffee, my treat?"

"Are you my support system? Because with you, my heart never crashes, it just keeps upgrading."

Are you a software update? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm upgrading.

"Do you have a ticket? Because my heart just got upgraded to first class with your smile."

"How about we upgrade to a hug so I can still feel close to you?"

Well, if he's not treating you like the queen you are, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

"Is your hair made of silk? Because it's way too luxurious for just a friendship; let’s upgrade to relationship status!"

"You gave me an 'L', how about we upgrade that to 'ELation'?"

"Oh Eli, your laughter's a sweet serenade,
In the symphony of life, you're the best upgrade."

"From DMs to heart emojis, our connection is undeniable. How about we upgrade this friendship to a date?"

"As a relationship seeker, I've upgraded my Tinder version, would you be the relationship patch to my failed pickup line edition?"

"Are you a software update? Because every time you push my buttons, it feels like a thrilling upgrade."

"As friends, we share amazing moments. How about we upgrade to sharing unforgettable lifetime memories?"

Haha, sounds like it's time for an upgrade! Maybe a new keyboard will inspire some creative messages from you. 😉

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like the upgrade my broken laptop needs.

"I just upgraded my account to a premium one since you laughed at my message, now we can laugh together in real life!"

"Just like the latest iPhone, your irresistible charm is the upgrade my life has been waiting for."

Well, if I'm your favorite accessory, maybe you'll have to upgrade that collection soon. 😉

"Your laughter just upgraded my message from words to music. Care to compose more symphonies?"

"I'm just getting by, but I bet a date with a girl whose laugh is as enchanting as yours would be an upgrade."

"Do you have an OnlyFans? Because my dreams just upgraded to premium with you kissing me goodnight!"

"Since you're used to chilling solo, how about we upgrade that and make it a duo?"

No worries, I'm sure your fingers work magic on any keyboard. But hey, a new one could be a fun excuse to upgrade!

"Hey Siri, are you a software update? Because each moment with you feels like my system is getting a thrilling upgrade."

"Your steeze? It's upgraded to next level chic ever since you walked in here."

"Your smile is more captivating than the latest smartphone on the market, can I get an upgrade?"

"Ever considered upgrading your benefits package? With me, you'd get a lot more than just friendship."

"Chairs might be hard, but my face is softer. Would you be interested in an upgrade tonight?"

"Are you a flight attendant? Because dating you is like scoring an upgrade to first class in the game of love."

"Well, that's quite an upgrade from being on your to-do list! Just don't confuse me with your grocery list."