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Top 19 Apply Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Apply pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  2. I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

  3. Darling, I don't need to apply the golden ratio to you, I already know you're perfect.

  4. Have you applied an outer glow effect, or does that heavenly light just follow you naturally?

  5. I wish I was your derivitive, so I could apply tangent to your curves.

  6. I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.

  7. Hey girl, are you a topological object of genus 3?

    Because I want to apply a discrete map to transform you into a sphere

  8. This only applies in Europe unfortunately

    "Dang boy, are you the South Park movie?

    Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

  9. Have I broken the ice?

    If I apply a 1.38 MN tensile force axially along a rod made of solid phase H2O (Tensile strength: 2MPa) with cross-sectional area 0.02 m^2, have I broken the ice?

  10. I gotta apply for a variance, because I want to get into your zone.

Funny apply pickup lines

If the principle of reciprocity applies, I want to go out with you, will you go out with me?

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

Apply me to your sensitive area.

I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!

I have applied a light coat of CLP to my barrel.

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

I would apply for an early decision from you, because if you say yes, I don't care what anyone else says.