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Top 19 Apply Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Apply chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I've been applying strict scrutiny to your booty, and it's compelling.

  2. I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

  3. Darling, I don't need to apply the golden ratio to you, I already know you're perfect.

  4. Have you applied an outer glow effect, or does that heavenly light just follow you naturally?

  5. I wish I was your derivitive, so I could apply tangent to your curves.

  6. Hey girl, are you a topological object of genus 3?

    Because I want to apply a discrete map to transform you into a sphere

  7. This only applies in Europe unfortunately

    "Dang boy, are you the South Park movie?

    Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

  8. WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

    Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

    For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

    The question is:

    What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

    To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

    First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

    Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

    Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

    What are you lacking?

    What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

    Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

    Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

    What skills do I need to get?

    At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

    Why do I feel this in this moment?

    Go deeper.

    What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

    Why do I feel this way?

    Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

    Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

    Check what triggers you.

    Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

    What was the previous time that you felt that?

    And before that time when did you feel that?

    Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

    Try to meditate everyday:

    Think about what are you escaping.

    Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

    When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

    Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

    Accept them and let them go.

    You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

    Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

    Peace out

  9. Have I broken the ice?

    If I apply a 1.38 MN tensile force axially along a rod made of solid phase H2O (Tensile strength: 2MPa) with cross-sectional area 0.02 m^2, have I broken the ice?

  10. I gotta apply for a variance, because I want to get into your zone.

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If the principle of reciprocity applies, I want to go out with you, will you go out with me?

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.
Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.

Apply me to your sensitive area.

Did you apply that makeup yourself or are you an extra on The Walking Dead

I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!

I have applied a light coat of CLP to my barrel.

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

I would apply for an early decision from you, because if you say yes, I don't care what anyone else says.