29 Armor Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Armor rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about armor, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Armor Pickup Lines

A good Armor hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.
Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.
Armored titan, baby. I use protection.
Milady, I bet you'd look nice in some maternity armor.
Are you a fairy fountain? Because I will pay for me to make my armor hard.
Want to PvP? Do you have the Super Armor to counter my Hard Paralysis?

Short and cute armor pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about armor are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.

Girl, I am the knight in shining armor who will give you a smothered mate.

Hey let's get you out of that armor and see what skin you're wearing.

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

Milady, I'll be your night in shining armor.

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

Cheesy armor Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You know... I got my armor in Extra-Large just so I could fit the both of us in here. What do you say?

Don't listen to the lies, I wear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining armor all tires. (Camera)

Are you diamond armor? Because im into you!

Why dont you take off that armor and lets see what your skin looks like.

Klingon Pick Up Line: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)

Got any extra slots in that armor of yours?

You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Corny armor Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Armor conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey baby, I play smash bros, and was just wondering if I could be the armored suit to your Samus

I am Megaman, I put on different armors and I know how to use my weapons.

Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"

My falcon ignores armor defense, want to test out its damage?

I bet you've been waiting all night for your knight in shining armor to come and sweep you around the dance floor. Guess what? I wear the full armor of God!

I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Armor love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Armor chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.