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Top 29 Armor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Armor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Armor conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

  2. Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.

  3. Armored titan, baby. I use protection.

  4. Milady, I bet you'd look nice in some maternity armor.

  5. Are you a fairy fountain? Because I will pay for me to make my armor hard.

  6. Want to PvP? Do you have the Super Armor to counter my Hard Paralysis?

  7. Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.

  8. Girl, I am the knight in shining armor who will give you a smothered mate.

  9. Hey let's get you out of that armor and see what skin you're wearing.

  10. Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.


Working armor pickup lines

I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

I bet you would look nice in some maternity armor.

Milady, I'll be your night in shining armor.

They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

You know... I got my armor in Extra-Large just so I could fit the both of us in here. What do you say?

Don't listen to the lies, I wear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining armor all tires. (Camera)

Are you diamond armor? Because im into you!

Why dont you take off that armor and lets see what your skin looks like.

Klingon Pick Up Line: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)

Got any extra slots in that armor of yours?

I bet you've been waiting all night for your knight in shining armor to come and sweep you around the dance floor. Guess what? I wear the full armor of God!

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"

Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

I am Megaman, I put on different armors and I know how to use my weapons.

Hey baby, I play smash bros, and was just wondering if I could be the armored suit to your Samus

You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.