The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 41 Assets Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Assets pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I want controlling interest of your assets.

  2. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  3. Are you an environmental charity? Because I think I need to scrutinize your assets.

  4. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

  5. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

  6. How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets. What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

  7. Well you have no shortage of assets: more than enough to provide a massive stimulus.

  8. Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

  9. Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

    Because I want to invest in those assets.

  10. Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

Funny assets pickup lines

Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.

Are you a Fortune 500 company?

Because you’re an asset I’d love to invest in

Guy : Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?

Girl I love it when you move your assets like that.

You must be a successful investor!

Because you have sizable assets!

I'll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You'll be pleasantly surprised to see what's in my books.

I've got an option I'd like to exercise on those plan assets.

My goodwill may be intangible, but my fixed assets are rock solid.

Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.
Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?
Sir: huh!
Madame: ah!

Trust me, I'm an accountant, I know how to manipulate firm assets

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

You've got great plan assets, but too many service costs.

Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership

Baby, your design elements are an asset to this community.

Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets alllll day!

I like my woman wild. Are you a volatile asset?

Babe I can distribute my asset all over you.

I'll have to credit you for my asset depletion

I think we should swap some liquid assets.

I have incredibly liquid assets right now, and they're dying to get a good return.

Guy : "Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?
Girl : "But you barely even know me"
Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

Baby, I wanna liquidate your assets.

Are your assets temporarily or permanently restricted? BC I'd spare no expense to unrestrict them