Well you have no shortage of assets: more than enough to provide a massive stimulus.

Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

Gonna need to page asset protection because girl you stealing my heart!

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te... and that's a nice "asset."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got assets that are thiccc and worth investing in!

Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I'm finding it hard to keep my assets and liabilities away from you.

"Excuse me, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection to that nice asset of yours."

You must be a valuable asset, because you've got all the right qualifications to steal my heart.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... but your assets remain... unignored!"

"The stars in the sky can't outshine the allure of your captivating assets."

Are you made of diamonds? Because your face sparkles as much as your other assets.

Are you a visual merchandiser? Because you know how to display the most alluring assets perfectly.

Are you a fox? Because those are some really "foxy" assets you've got there!

"As a Gemini, your dual nature perfectly matches my global management studies. Can we merge our assets tonight?"

If you were a limbus company, you'd be the most valuable asset with your captivating presence.

"Excuse me, darling, was it a bit hard to defy gravity today? Because your assets are out of this world."

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I've been studying joint venture accounting and I'm totally invested in your assets."

"Are your assets balanced? Because when I see you, all my liabilities turn into equity."

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.

Are you a bank? Because you've got all the assets I'm looking for.

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I'm finding my assets and liabilities perfectly aligned with your beauty."

"Are you a balance sheet? Because you've got assets and elegance that I can't help but account for."

"Excuse me, but can you assist me? My heart's balance sheet is missing assets, and I think you're the extraordinary item."

"Banned from Germany yet still legal here? Those hazel eyes should definitely be considered a dangerously beautiful asset."

"If beauty were a treasure, you'd be Fiji's richest asset, surpassing even Kadavu Island's charm."

Are you made of diamonds? Because with those assets, you're definitely shining bright tonight.

Thank you! Maybe we can both appreciate each other's assets in person someday. What do you think?

"So you're rich? Well, I just won the lottery... of charm! So how about sharing some assets?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, which makes you a real asset.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, especially those voluptuous assets.

"Darling, in the ledger of my life, you're definitely an asset. How about we balance these feelings together?"

"Love, your beauty is vast but let me be the protector of your chest - your greatest asset."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and those incredible assets!"

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I can't help but feel we'd be assets to each other's lives."

"Are your wings sore? Because you've been flying through my mind all day with those heavenly assets."

"Are you an auditor? Because when I look at my life's balance sheet, it seems you're the only asset that's missing."

Are you a balance sheet? Because girl, you've got all the right assets in all the right places.

"Studying Chartered Accounting, huh? I'd love to be the asset you can't resist depreciating."

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

"You must be a debit entry in the balance sheet of my life, because the more I know you, the higher my assets rise."

"Hey gorgeous, is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching, especially those stunning assets."

Glad you appreciate my assets. Care to explore more in person?

Are you made of sugar? Because you've got some sweet "assets"!

"Your beautifully soft and magical assets are a siren's call, may I be the fortunate sailor lost in their charm?"

"Just like the universe, your beauty is unending, but it's your stunning assets that truly have me starstruck."

Your parents must be filing huge amount of taxes every year?

Coz they own such a valuable asset

"Is your body a lesson plan? Because your bountiful assets have me eager to study and ace the 'test'."

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because you've just added value to my life's assets."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is definitely missing an angel with such big assets."

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest, just like your assets.

"I can lend a hand if you need help managing those stunning assets; they deserve all the attention!"

"You may not desire one asset I don't have, but can I interest you in a lifetime supply of love and respect?"

"Excuse me miss, your leadership skills are so attractive, they should be listed under public assets."

"Is your hand a security guard? Because it's doing a great job keeping those assets under wraps!"

"Just like in marketing, I can't resist investing in a high-value asset like you."

"Even in a raid, your charm stands out as the most valuable asset."

Hey girl, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...and these biceps have my assets.

You must be a masterpiece because your intellect is as big as your heart... and other assets.

"Are you an auditor? Because ever since you walked in, you've been the only asset I can't depreciate."

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I can't help but notice your assets perfectly match my interest."

If getting good insurance means protecting what's valuable, then consider me your most precious asset.

"If beauty was a crime, you would be guilty as charged with those stunning assets."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears and all I see are those stunning assets."

"Cowboy, you must be using horsepower in all the right places, because your assets are roping me into sin."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially when your 'assets' are the main act!"

"If beauty was a crime, I'd have to arrest you for stealing my attention with those voluptuous assets."

"Are you studying for your Chartered Accountancy? Because when I look at you, all I see is a high-value asset."

If we were in a Tycoon game, you'd be my most valuable asset!

"Excuse me, but I think your smile is competing with those stunning assets—both are captivating!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and let you admire my assets?"

In a world full of beauty, your assets shine bright, you're a vision of delight.

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I can't wait to increase our assets together."

"Is your back tired? Because carrying those twin assets must be a full-time job, teacher. Can I get your Snapchat?"

"Are you a balance sheet? Because you've got assets that keep my interest compounded daily."

"At Morgan Stanley, we're experts at making assets grow. Shall we start with the chemistry between us?"

"I must be an asset account, because every time I see you, my interest increases."

"Are you a beaver? Because damn, you've got some fine assets!"

"Your beauty outshines any asset, and just like a clean room, it's perfectly balanced and incredibly appealing."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because no wonder your assets are out of this world.

"Is your smile part of the business plan? Because it's a key asset I can't resist."

"Are you an asset? Because your value keeps appreciatively increasing in my books, causing a market disruption."

"Just like a successful merger, I can't help but notice how well our assets align."

"As rare as a limited item on Roblox's track, your beauty's an asset that no game can pack."

Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.

"Before you hit 'block', consider this: Are your standards as high as the altitude of your assets?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again so you can appreciate these assets?"

"Your curvaceous asset has me lost like an astronaut in a black hole, can you guide me home?"

"If we were in a tycoon game, you'd be my most valuable asset. Let's team up?"

"Are you an accountant? Because you've got my interest, and I'm falling into your assets."

"Your round, voluptuous asset is a sight that makes even the moon jealous."

"Are you an accountant? Because I'm feeling a significant increase in my assets whenever you're around."

"I’d gladly assist in holding those gorgeous assets; they deserve the best attention, don’t you think?"

"Excuse me, but your eyes are so captivating, they're pulling focus from your stunning, all-natural assets."

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I see a lot of assets in your charming personality."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Care to showcase your stunning assets?"

Guy : Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears behind those impressive assets!"

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I'm totally invested in your assets and can't resist your accrued interest."

"Being married doesn't mean you're off the market, huh? Your confidence is sexy. And your... assets? Even sexier."

"Is your love for sale? Because I'm ready to spend a fortune on a priceless asset like you."

Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

You must be a successful investor!

Because you have sizable assets!

I've got an option I'd like to exercise on those plan assets.

Now those are some tangible assets!

Do you have any obligations for tonight? BC I'd love to take you home and we can retire those assets.

After I'm done with your assets you'll have to test for impairment

Baby, I wanna liquidate your assets.

Guy : "Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?
Girl : "But you barely even know me"
Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

You are all assets and no liabilities

I have incredibly liquid assets right now, and they're dying to get a good return.

I think we should swap some liquid assets.

I'll have to credit you for my asset depletion

Babe I can distribute my asset all over you.

I like my woman wild. Are you a volatile asset?

Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets alllll day!

Baby, your design elements are an asset to this community.

Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership

I'll let you audit my assets if you let me audit yours. You'll be pleasantly surprised to see what's in my books.

Your fast asset made me deposit my capital contribution early, I hope you have some mitigating controls in place! Yeah, I have a virtually non-existent control environment...I'd recommend accruing for a contingent liability

You've got great plan assets, but too many service costs.

While some of your assets are obviously not impaired, I'm afraid your major asset will turn out to be immaterial.

Trust me, I'm an accountant, I know how to manipulate firm assets

Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.
Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?
Sir: huh!
Madame: ah!

My goodwill may be intangible, but my fixed assets are rock solid.

You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.

Are your assets temporarily or permanently restricted? BC I'd spare no expense to unrestrict them

Nice assets.