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Top 29 Balance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Balance chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. May I co-opt you so that there can be a 50:50 gender balance in my bed.

  2. You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.

  3. You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

  4. I shall endeavour to balance my capacity with your opportunity.

  5. I must be an incomplete ledger, because I need you to balance me out.

  6. The balance beam at the Olympic is 4" wide. I'll show you a balance beam that is 4" long.

  7. I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be ridin bareback all night.

  8. Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

  9. I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

  10. Can you pass me the balance of the chocolate? You are being too sweet.

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Funny balance pickup lines

If I told you that you had a beautiful balance sheet, would you hold it against me?

Can you help me balance my sheets?

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

She: It's so cold today

Me: Nature is just trying to balance cause you're so hot.

Babe, are you a balance beam?

Because i'm really bad at this and i might fall off any second.

We are perfect balance for each other.

I may have one leg but I have something else to balance me out if you know what I'm saying.

As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forgot to eat your weedies!

If you start to feel off balance, just hold tight to the rod.

I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night.

The moment I found you, my depreciation method changed from a double declining to a 150% declining balance

I may not be Heath, but I can sure balance your ledger.

Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.
Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?
Sir: huh!
Madame: ah!

My Trial Balance just won't balance without you

Baby, your not just another journal entry, you balance my books.

No, please do lean on my fingers while I grasp this pole for balance. All the better to grope you with.

Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.

We'll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.

There's too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?