The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Best Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Best pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Best conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Ma'am are you Gillette.

    Cause you're the best a men can get.

  3. Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

    Just like the Folgers slogan, you’re “the best part of waking up!”

  4. I looked for the best places to eat out...

    Turns out that you came on top of the list

  5. Are you the Halloween heist?

    Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  6. Weird how your profile keeps popping up when i google best places to eat out

  7. Are you a redditor ?

    If you are , Then we'd make the best match ..


    Cuz I'm lonely and sad too .

  8. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

    But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

  9. Is your name Gillette?

    Because you are the best a man can get

  10. 10 bucks says you got the best tasting booty

Funny best pickup lines

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...
Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me

Hey, are you a date?

'cuz you 10/10!


We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.

Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

GUYS I NEED THE BEST ONES YOU GOT

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Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

Who said orgy?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

I do my best work on my back.

Hit me with your best shot!

I'm like Shaco, baby. I do it best from behind.

U know what the best kind of weed is?

When i’m weed u

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

This might work

Loving you is the second best thing I ever did

And finding you is the first

The best stretchest are partner stretches.

I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.