Are you a redditor ?

If you are , Then we'd make the best match ..


Cuz I'm lonely and sad too .

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

Is your name Gillette?

Because you are the best a man can get

10 bucks says you got the best tasting booty

Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me

Hey, are you a date?

'cuz you 10/10!


We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

Who said o**...?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

I do my best work on my back.

Hit me with your best shot!

I'm like Shaco, baby. I do it best from behind.

I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

The best stretchest are partner stretches.

This might work

Loving you is the second best thing I ever did

And finding you is the first

I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.

Hey girl, are you Folgers?

Because you’re the best part of waking up.

Hey, girl. Take off that ballistic vest, it's covering up your two best attachments.

I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

What's the difference between a good day, the best day and the greatest day

Each depends on how much I see you.

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

Did you know that Native Americans & Indians are the best lovers ? Oh by the way my name is Geronimo Rangaswamy.

Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

I'm Tony Stark. And I've saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Are you a shotgun?

Because I want you to unload in my mouth.

Disclaimer: not mine, I saw this on a girl's Tinder bio and translated it as best as I could.

You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall

Is in love with me

Is your name Brett Hart? Cause you're the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"

I’m complaining to google maps about you..

For not being labeled as the best place to eat out

I’m currently filling a complaint on TripAdvisor because they haven’t put you down as the best place to eat out (your location)

Girl, if you were a brand of razors...

You'd be Gillette.

The best a man can get.

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

I'm the best swinger in town! (Thor)

I may not be the best looking guy

But, beauty is just a light switch away

If life's a movie...

Then you're the best part.


(Don't know if this as been posted or not. Sorry if it has been)

I used to say to girls- my 5 best friends are who where when why and what and how

How does it feel to have the best hair in this place?

I'm throwing my best lines at you in hopes you won't Resist.

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.

Want to study the best law of the universe? Let's study the Laws of Attraction with our bodies.

Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

Babe I am the best cookies that you will ever have, if you rub me the right way I'll crumb for you.

You must be God’s best creation

Im filing a complaint to Google maps

For not recommending you for the best place to eat out

I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.

Go out with me? Coach said I need a better catch and your the best I’ve seen.

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Do you like your keywords broad or long tail? Because I got the best of both worlds.

Babe, I cook the best alphabet soup. Because you gonna be choking on my D.

Do you plan the Sims? Because I got the best expansion pack in my pants.

Asuna: There is one thing I've learnt here. To keep doing your best, up until the very end.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

What is the best sport you can participate in after a tsunami? Body surfing.

You know what's best about being a sailor? Only sailors get blown offshore...

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall - is in love with me.

Girl, I am like an Oreo, the best stuff is on the inside.

The best way to learn to skate is to fall down a lot. And tonight I will totally go down on you.

Like a good banging? Because I’m the best drummer around.

(Bard) Your moan is the best Heavenly Tune skill that I will cast tonight.

Guess what my doctor told me. Laughter is the best medicine. I guess you bring the smile to my face.

I can do more than just trimming your content. Let's merge the best part of us together.

According to solipsism, everything we see/experience is created by our brain.

If that’s true, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

I like to get really really dirty. Running on back trails in the rain is the best.

Hey girl, this buffet place is missing one best dessert, you.

The best thing to hold onto in life, is Oreos and me.

Sharing body heat with you is the best gift I have got this week.

The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing.

You have the best blush of all the time.

Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.

Babe, you are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.

Ride me and you'll get the best quality roller blade.

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Does your father play summoners war? Because he summoned the best monster ever.

Ride me and you'll get the best quality board wood.

Hey, we do what we do best. We improvise, all right?

Ninjas do it best at night. Let me show you.

Even the best fall down sometimes, and girl you make me fall for you tonight.

Do you want to see two balls drop?

"You've got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest."

I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.

Are you a router?

Because despite my best attempts, nothing seems to be working

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

"Hey Smurfette, you've got me feeling blue in the best way. How about we paint the town in our favorite hue?"

You must be a spy...

Because you look like you do your best work under cover

Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy

Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

"Sounds like a fulfilling role! What's the best part about working in education for you?"

"Desperate? Darling, one sip with me, and you'll realize it's the best blend of coffee and company you've ever tasted."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

"Without needing a search bar, I know you're the best result I've ever found."

"I understand you don't want to be my best friend, but would you consider being my only one?"

"You must be quite the catch then! Let's see if I can become your best 'ex'...perience yet. 😉"

"Basorexia, huh? Well, I'm no doctor, but I believe the best cure involves some lips... perhaps mine?"

"Do you believe in love at first squat? Because when I saw you, my heart rate went off the charts."

"From best friends to lovers, how about we turn our story into a cliché?"

"As a teacher, I've always been fascinated by smart minds. But your beauty just gave me the best lesson in chemistry."

"Well, even the best comedians have an off day. But your smile still looks like it could light up a room."

"Your radiant skin and curvy silhouette are the canvas, but those mesmerizing eyes are truly the masterpiece."

"Your skin's a heavenly canvas, your curvy body is pure art, and those incredible eyes? They're the masterpiece that stole my heart."

"Now that's a thought I could get used to. But remember, the best is yet to be discovered, sweetheart."

"Are you a book? Because I'm reading all the signs of a best-seller in your eyes!"

"You're the best part of my day, darling. I'd sing Jolene just for you, every single time."

"Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your laugh and it's the best journey I've ever taken."

"In the book of beautiful quotes, you'd be the best note, with every beat of my heart, you promote."

"Our story could be the best one you'll ever read, care to turn the first page?"

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

"Definitely not from some cheesy pickup line website, if that's what you're thinking. I reserve the best lines for a woman like you."

"Your mother and father, artists so smart, created their best art when they crafted your heart."

"Your feet so cute, like a melody sweet, in the symphony of beauty, they play the best beat."

"Your style caught my eye, but your radiant personality is what truly makes you the best dressed in my heart."

"I'm like a multivitamin, good for your health and best taken daily!"

"In the canvas of the night, your eyes outshine the brightest light; though we've yet to take flight, it seems incredibly right."

"As mysterious as the night, with eyes shining bright, your presence online is my day's ultimate delight."

"Your poem was a test, quite hard indeed. Rhyming it right, your advice I'll heed. Let's swap the verse for a chat, it's a more adept format!"

"Your beauty must be the best medicine, how about we explore a naughty nurse fantasy together?"