The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Best Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Best pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Ma'am are you Gillette.

    Cause you're the best a men can get.

  3. For the Brooklyn nine nine fans

    Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.

  4. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

    But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

  5. If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

    Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

  6. Have you considered becoming communist?

    Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

  7. The best Sunday I can think of?

    You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

    Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

  8. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  9. Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.

  10. Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get!

Funny best pickup lines

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

Best one I know.

Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

Who said orgy?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

I do my best work on my back.

Hit me with your best shot!

I'm like Shaco, baby. I do it best from behind.

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

The best stretchest are partner stretches.

I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.

Hey, girl. Take off that ballistic vest, it's covering up your two best attachments.

I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

Did you know that Native Americans & Indians are the best lovers ? Oh by the way my name is Geronimo Rangaswamy.

Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.