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Top 50 Covid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Covid pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Are you covid-19?

    ‘Cause baby I don’t want to have you.

  3. I like my women how I like my Covid

    19 and easily spread

  4. Are you COVID?

    Cause your'e 19 and i could easily spread that

  5. Damn boy, are you the COVID test?

    Because I want you deep inside me

  6. Are you the covid-19 vaccine?

    Because I want you inside of me.

  7. You must have had COVID-19

    Because you had no taste before you met me.

  8. You remind me of COVID...

    19, breathtaking, and easily spreadable

  9. Thought of this in the shower...

    ‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

    You all take my breath away...

  10. Baby are you COVID-19?

    Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.

Funny covid pickup lines

Is your name Covid-19?
Cuz you take my breath away

Are you COVID-19?

Cause your making me hot and take my breath away.

I like my girls how I like my covid

19, takes my breath away and easily spread
UK btw

Hey girl are you Covid-19

Because I was hoping you could spread for me

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you the Covid-19 vaccine?
Cause I wanna schedule a first and second date ASAP.

Girl, are you Covid-19?

Coz you're spreading positivity

Damn girl, call me covid

Because I’m 19 and want to be in you

Are you covid 19?

B'coz you take my breath away

Your smile is like covid

Cause it's highly contagious

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

I may not have covid-19,

But I can give you another virus.

Baby are you covid-19?

Coz you take my breath away

Call me Covid-19

B'coz i cancel your all plans.

Hey girl are you COVID-19?

Because I can't stop looking \*achoo\*

Damn are you my school water fountain?

Cuz I wanna put my mouth all over you

pre-COVID\*

Since COVID-19 didn't take you out, Can I?

You can $timulus my package ;)

I like my women the way I like my COVID-19.

19 and widely spread.

Hey baby are you covid-19?

Because I feel you inside me tonight

Ae girl, are you the new Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause i have heard everyone is after you!

Want to know why you are like Covid?

Because you make me feel dirty and dangerous when I'm around you.

My love for you is like covid-19...

It increases everyday

Woah girl, you must be COVID-19

Coz I'd love to see you spread