"On this magical Christmas night, would you grace me with a dance to light up my festive delight?"

"Are you the festival of Holi? Because you just painted my world with all kinds of beautiful colours."

"Is your name Bhogi? Because you've just lit up my world like a bonfire on Bhogi festival!"

Happy 4th! Your spirit shines like a sparkler on this festive night, dazzling and full of delight.

"Your presence is like a joyous festival, turning ordinary moments into special occasions. Eid Mubarak, gorgeous."

I'm so mad crushin' your man-girl, skinny femme-boy with long-bangs, faint mustache and small boobs look.

If a girl accidentally bumps into you: Hey, that’ll be $10 please. You can’t touch this shit for free. What’s your name?

"In this festival of lights, Diwali, could I have the honor to celebrate the spark in your eyes, Ishwari?"

"Are you the headliner? Because in the festival of my heart, you're the hottest ticket."

"Your Diwali outfit on Instagram lit up my world just like those festive lights. May I see it in person?"

Are you made of colorful powder? Because you've brightened up my day like Holi festival!

"Is your name Onam? Because every time I see you, it feels like a festival in my heart."

Hey! Where you going? Get your t**... back over here by me.

"Is your name Coachella? Because you've got me feeling like I’m in a paradise of music and love!"

"Are you from Mali? Because you've just made my heart dance like a traditional festival under the stars."

"You must be the designer of these kites because like them, you've got me soaring with desire."

You make me feel like I'm at a music festival.

Everytime I see you, I pitch a tent.

"Just like Diwali lights up the night, your beauty outshines this grand festival."

"I thought Diwali was over, but seeing you in that red saree, it feels like the festival of lights again."

"Ishwari, your fashion sense shines brighter than any Diwali light, making my heart burn with desire."

"Is your name 'Christmas Star'? Because in the Itaukei language, you're the most radiant sight this festive season."

"Your eyes are brighter than the lanterns at the Mid-Autumn Festival, can they light up my world too?"

"Your beauty outshines every diya on this Diwali night, can I be the luck to your festive light?"

"Is your name Ishwari? Because my heart lights up like a Diwali sky every time I see you."

"Are you a kite? Because every time you pass by, my heart soars to new heights!"

"Are you the Bula spirit? Cause your beauty surely adds radiance to this festival."

"Hey Ishwari, you outshine every Diwali light with your cuteness, could I be a part of your celebration?"

"Are you the Diwali lights? Because you light up my world brighter than any festival."

"Like Diwali, Ishwari, you're a festival of light, with you in my life, everything feels just right."

"Is your name Wind? Because I'm head over heels and tailspin over the way you make my kite-life spin!"

"Is your smile as inviting as a Filipino festival? Because I feel like celebrating every time you look my way."

If I was the rice I'd want you to be the sambar

Context:

in a feast during the festival of onam the sambar (stew made of various vegetables popular in South india) is always served on top the rice

"Just like Diwali, Ishwari, you light up my world with your exquisite style and enchanting beauty."

"Is your name Diya? Because you've lit up my world this Diwali more than any festival of lights ever could."

"Ishwari, your smile sparkles brighter than any Diwali firework, can I be the lucky one to light up your world?"

"Ishwari, your smile's brighter than Diwali's light, making every moment with you pure delight."

"Is it the kite festival, or did you just lift my heart with your bewitching charm?"

"Your beauty outshines even the brightest lanterns at the Yi Peng Festival, do you light up every room like this?"

"Like the magic of Bula festival, your beauty ignites a parade of fireworks in my heart every time I see you."

"Ishwari, you're so cute, even the Diwali lamps can't outshine your sparkle."

Your beauty shines brighter than a Chinese lantern festival. Can I be the light in your life?

"In the festival of lights, you're the brightest spark; with you by my side, I’d never feel dark."

"Just like Diwali illuminates every home, can I illuminate your life, Ishwari? After all, cuteness deserves brilliance."

"Ishwari, you outshine every Diwali light, care to illuminate my world a little more tonight?"

"This Diwali, instead of fireworks, can we create some sparks of our own, beautiful Ishwari?"

"Are you a festival ticket? Because I can't wait to enjoy all the fun with you!"

"Like a kite in the festival sky, your beauty puts every star to shame, so high."

"Are you from Imo State? Because you’ve got me feeling happier than a goat at a yam festival!"

"Is your name Jam? Because you make my heart beat like a bongo at a jazz festival."

"Just like Diwali, your beauty, Ishwari, brings light into my life. May I celebrate every day with you?"

"Are you a Diwali cracker, Ishwari? Because every time I see you, my heart goes BOOM!"

"Ishwari, your smile is brighter than any Diwali firework. Can I wish for that smile every day?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the strings of your kite... and your eyes too."

"Like fireworks bursting, you light up the skies; with every glance, my heart starts to rise."

"Are you a festival? Because my heart races every time I see you light up the crowd."

"Is your Diwali dress made of stars? Because your beauty outshines even the brightest festival lights."

"Seeing you smile lights up my day, shall we make every day a festival of smiles together?"

"In this festival's glow, your smile shines bright, a dazzling star in the canvas of night."

"You must be made of rangoli colors because every time I see you, my heart does a festive dance."

"Ishwari, this Diwali, let's make our own festival of lights - one spark between us could illuminate a lifetime."

"Are you a kite? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's soaring high in the sky."

I hope your day is filled with fireworks and fun! Your festive spirit is as bright as the fireworks in the sky tonight. 🎆

"Is your name Wind? Because whenever you're around, I feel like a kite ready to fly."

"Santa's been generous, but your smile on this festive night, 'Io', truly lights up my world, gorgeous."

Are you made of colors? Because you just made my festival season a whole lot brighter.

"Are you a diya? Because you've been lighting up my world since I saw you at the Diwali festival."

"Your smile outshines the brightest lanterns at the Mid-Autumn festival, captivating me entirely."

"Your beauty outshines the Panagbenga Festival, Emily. Can we bloom together in this Baguio cold?"

Kimonos are so elegant and beautiful, just like you. Maybe one day we can attend a cultural festival together.

"Hey Ishwari, you outshine even the grandest Diwali lights when you smile, can I be the reason behind it tonight?"

"Are you the Bula festival? Because nothing lights up my world more than your captivating smile and infectious laughter."

"In this Bula festival, your smile eclipses every fire dance, babe. Fancy a dance under the stars?"

"For what role? Best Dramatic Eye Roll or Most Creative Excuse for Not Answering a Text? 🎭 I’ll need to know for my film festival plans!"

"In this festival of nine nights, your beauty outshines all the colors, making me crave for a divine connection."

"In this festival of kites, my heart tugs towards you, brightening my days and sparkling my nights."

"Your smile is like the perfect festival anthem, it's irresistible, electrifying and it turns me on."

"Your Diwali dress, in festive glow, sparks brighter than any candle's show."

"Your Diwali dress outshines all the lights, could it be you're the festival's secret delight?"

"Hey Ishwari, do you have a name for your smile or can I call it Diwali because it lights up my world?"

"You light up my world brighter than any Diwali celebration, could I be your forever festival of lights?"

Your smile lights up the room brighter than any lantern festival. Can I be your lucky charm?

"Every Diwali glow pales before you, Ishwari; your beauty shines through and it's truly extraordinary."

"Is your name Diwali? Because our spark is brighter than any festival of lights!"

"Hey girl, are you Diwali? Because just like the festival of lights, you light up my world."

"No worries at all! We're all unique. How about we explore your interests instead? Do you like art exhibitions or outdoor festivals?"

"Ishwari, your smile shines brighter than a thousand Diwali lamps, can I be the reason you light up tonight?"

The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.

There are like 30 million people in a one mile radius, for the love of god don't make me go home alone tonight

To get backstage, you must go backdoor.

Wait, aren't you my kid's babysitter?

Wanna check out the tour bus?

Wanna help me pitch a tent? (Coachella)

We're on tour right now, and i just feel so blessed.

What bands have been your favorite so far?

Where did you get those Mahi Mahi sliders?

You don't have to be perfect. You just have to listen to Trance.

Is that an extra w**... of wristbands in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside you.

You must not have an air conditioner, because I'm your fan and you're turning me on.

You're the cutest boy/girl in I've seen in a bra top made out of reclaimed wood all day and I've seen about 33.

Are you VIP or general admission?

Your name's sun screen right? I'd feel better if you were all over me.

You look like you could use something cool to s**... on.

Can I share my music festival tent with you?

What bands are you excited for?

Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion.

If I were a drum I'd let you kiss me all night long!

How about we head up to the bedroom for some halftime festivities?

Forget whipped cream. Try a taste of what I picked up at the Elmvale Maple Syrup Festival.

You should totally come to my show.

You look familiar, are you a branding manager for Von Dutch or are you the bass player from Kings of Leon?

If u can't enjoy this without drugs, then EDM clearly isn't for u.

I'm with Kanye.

Get ready for the drop...of my pants

Are we in LA/Coachella/Stagecoach? Because you're turning this into a hard fest.

Are you here for one weekend or two?

Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

You're wearing a bear cap, I'm wearing a bear cap - let's make cubs.

I'll call you when i finish the show and maybe we can hang out.

Camping this weekend? There's a shower back at my place that you don't have to share . . unless you want to share.

Can we cuddle naked while we listen to Above and beyond at EDM?

Can you feel the bass pounding in your chest

Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.

Do you like drum and bass? Cause you got me wanting 174 bangs per minutes.

Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.

EDM is when the crowd is singing louder than the speaker.

Girl, you must be sold out, cause I'm thinking of ways to get in

Great festival, but you know what's missing? Ins and Outs

HAPPY COACHELLA!

Have you heard of DJ Hanzel? Well, I got two deeper

Hey, baby, do you come to Stagecoach often? Hey, baby, now, what's your sign?