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Top 15 Horizontal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Horizontal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Would you like to ice dance?...... Horizontally!

  2. We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

  3. If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

  4. Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?

  5. Shall we engage in some horizontal activities?

  6. Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

  7. Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.

  8. Political science Major: Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.

  9. Horizontal tango's for amateurs. Let's do the horizontal paso doble.

  10. Si tus ojos fueran el cielo y tu boca el mar, me gustaría ser el horizonte para poderte besar.
    (If your eyes were the sky and your mouth were the sea, I’d like to be the horizon to be able to kiss you.)

Funny horizontal pickup lines

You're an economist. I'm an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?

Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

Wanna go back to my place and work some horizontal leadership?

Do you like dancing? Me too…. My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor. It's such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?