What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))


Yeah that'll look good next to mine

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

"Your smile makes my cheeks blush like the crimson sunset over my Russian mountain home."

"Your charm may rizz me up, but my heart beats for you alone, Lady X. Let's rewrite our story."

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

"Yelanis, your beauty has me down bad, how about we take this intoxicating vibe somewhere only for us?"

"So if you’re first place, does that make me the trophy, or just the guy cheering in the stands?"

"Only if you promise to wear a coconut bra and we can have a dance-off with the island's wildlife. That’s the real deal!"

"Is it just me or is the missing piece in this picture your hand fitting perfectly in mine?"

"I'm still waiting on that reply, because every word from you is as enchanting as a stargazing night."

"I love that! Confidence is key, right? But I’d say it’s all about lifting each other up to be the best versions of ourselves."

"I'll make sure to steal your attention in a way that'll leave you craving more."

"Your nails look stunning, but they're nothing compared to your beautiful smile. Care to show me more?"

"Are we in different time zones? Because my heart skips a beat every hour, waiting for your reply."

"Well, I hope your business strategy includes a spot for dinner because I wouldn't mind being on the agenda."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"Now that’s a clever twist! I’m all about putting my best foot forward too. What else do you like to showcase in your style?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and I can't resist!

Role play? I like it! But only if I get to be the charming groom who sweeps you off your feet. Deal? 😉💍

"Your smile in that picture lights up my whole day, you're truly stunning."

"Well, getting to know you sounds like a smart investment, can we start with a trial period?"

I like to keep things interesting. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? Tell me a secret about yourself.

"Well, keeping a little mystery isn't such a bad thing, is it? Let's just enjoy getting to know each other gradually."

"Hey there, did it take you this long to reply because you were busy planning our next conversation?"

"Getting to know you feels like the best decision I've made, wanna explore more together?"

"Yelanshe, your beauty is the business deal I'm trying to finalize. Ready to negotiate?"

"Yelan, the way you're looking at me is making my heartbeat rise even faster than the temperature in this room."

"If all women are as captivating as you, I’m ready to explore the universe of charm together."

"Stars in the sky, they twinkle so high, your beauty's halal, can I be your guy?"

"I could never compete with a puppy's cuteness, but I can definitely offer more cuddles and laughs."

Are you a fan of beauty sleep? Because every time I see you, I can't help but dream.

"If you were on my lap facing me, you'd be the missing piece to complete this puzzle."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm not getting any response from you, but I'm still hoping for a connection.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes every time you ignore me.

Pot is not my style, but I fancy some hydro - and maybe a date with you.

"Is your phone's memory as short as the time it took for me to fall for you?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your story, everyone else disappears... including my ex!"

"Because, darling, if I could cast a reel, I'd always hope to catch a smile from you!"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, including that amazing laugh."

"Well, Mrs. English Boss, may I have the honor to proofread the story of your heart?"

"Apologies for my late response, but like a fine wine, I promise I'm worth the wait."

"Sorry for the late reply, I was busy getting lost in your profile picture."

"Yelan, your sharp accuracy must have led you straight to my desire for you. Ready to advance our game?"

"Excuse me, gorgeous. I prefer hydro over pot. How about we elevate together sometime?"

"Well, your stunning silence speaks volumes. Let's make some noise together, gorgeous."

"Your smile more precious than pearl, in your eyes lies the world's hue, so perfectly halal, may I be the one for you?"

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and I can't resist a spark like that."

"Ayumi, everyone has a past, even you. Let's focus on creating new memories, rather than dwelling on old ones."

Two weeks of silence, but my interest hasn't waned. Your absence made my heart refrain. Let's chat and see where this may lead, a new chapter we can both heed.

"Your beauty could light up the night, how about we make some sparks fly together?"

"Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a lap that's been feeling a bit empty lately."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and can't find my way out."

"Well, your ponytail may not have been planned, but it's definitely stealing the spotlight from your one piece."

"Did my TikTok glitch or did you just comment 'notice me' twice because girl, I'm seeing double."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—and so do my clothes in my imagination."

"Ah, the classic ‘delivered but not replied’ move! Should I send a rescue party or just assume you’ve been abducted by aliens? 👽"

"If love's a puzzle, you're the missing piece,
Completing me with your beauty and grace release."

"Is your 'reply' button on vacation or did my charm overload its system?"

"You don't need words when your eyes already speak volumes of beauty and charm."

"If I'm too kind, then you must be too special; how about we balance each other out over coffee?"

"I was planning to live forever, but now I've found a reason to die for - your love."

"Love that! It’s a bold statement. I’ve always believed in living life with no regrets—what’s the story behind yours?"

"Did you forget to reply or was your response lost in the post with my Hogwarts acceptance letter?"

If you were a blanket, I'd never want to get out of bed with you.

Haha, sorry for the delay! I got caught up in work. But trust me, you're worth the wait 😉 Let's make up for lost time.

Time may be fleeting, but I have all the time in the world for you. Can I steal a moment of yours?

"I don't have pot, but I do have the recipe for a perfect night out with you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears into the background of your radiant charm."

"Well, I'm just trying to reel you in with my charm, because Netflix isn't the only thing that deserves a binge."

Haha, coconut teeth skills are impressive! Just promise you'll save me some coconut water; hydration is key for our island adventures! 🌴🥥

"I'll share my stash with you, but be warned – my plants are very possessive."

"If they returned you, does that mean I'm free to make my move? Because I definitely remember you."

"You're right, rushing isn't my style. Let's make this journey of discovery an enjoyable one, shall we?"

"Yeah? Just ‘yeah’? I was hoping for a more enthusiastic reply! Your vibe deserves a little extra excitement, don’t you think? 😊"

"I think your last message got lost in the stars, because a conversation with you is heavenly."

"If my pick-up line made you laugh, imagine what a date with me could do."

"Your witty replies are as irresistible as your charm, how can I resist a girl who's smart and alarmingly attractive?"

"Pot? That's weak. I'm all about that Hydro life. Care to get soaked?"

"Well, your unplanned hotness just made my day. That ponytail is a lethal accessory."

"Who needs a one-piece when your natural beauty is stealing all the attention anyway?"

"Apologies for replying so late, I was stuck in a time loop admiring your profile photo for what seemed like seconds."

"With eyes like mine and beauty like yours, who needs glasses?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because our connection seems a little slow, but I'm still hoping it's worth the wait."

If our texts were a workout, I'd be bench-pressing 500lbs because your replies make me feel strong.

"Your replies might be delayed, but my heart beats faster every time I see your name pop up."

In the tranquil pond of your eyes, I find solace in your sweet replies. Will you be my sunrise?

Did you just come from the ER? Because my texts to you are feeling seriously neglected!

Is it just me, or did the stars shine brighter when you said thank you?

"Hi, your 'hi' just brightened my day. Can I learn more about the smile behind it?"

"Absolutely, but only if we can build a sandcastle first! That way, our love story has a solid foundation—pun intended!"

Well, consider this my grand entrance! You're captivating, so I had to gather my thoughts before responding.

"Only if you promise to teach me your coconut technique! I might need a backup plan if the island lacks room service, right?"

"If I'm inside you, then your presence has definitely made my heart skip a beat."

Are you a text message? Because I can't seem to get a reply from you either.

"Your silence is as intriguing as the mystery of the universe, shall we explore our chemistry tonight?"

"I can't stop thinking about your reply, you've got me hooked with those enticing eyes."

Sometimes else, huh? Sounds like there’s a story there. But honestly, that dress deserves a trophy for making you look that gorgeous! 🔥

"Replying to your question, my day was dull, but you just turned it into a masterpiece."

"So you think I'm smooth? Wait until you feel the silkiness of my words caressing your heart."

"You take forever to reply, but that just adds to your allure; it's like the suspense before a tantalizing first kiss."

"Guess what? I thought of a way to make yesterday's conversation even better – by continuing it over coffee with you."

"Are you a shooting star? Because your beauty outshines the rest from afar."

"Is it just me, or did the room light up when you walked in? Your smile is captivating."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and I can't get you out of my mind."

"If kindness is contagious, I must be infected, especially after meeting someone as lovely as you."

"Your sweet words are like sunlight, Yelan - they brighten my world and chase away all my storms."

"Sure, you can have some pot... but first, tell me your favorite strain for a compatibility check."

"I didn't just notice you, I've been studying you like I'm prepping for a final exam in 'Being Absolutely Smitten' 10"

"I guess beauty takes time, just like your reply...and it was totally worth the wait."

Are you a pillow? Because I could cuddle with you all night.

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

"Are you a library book? Because I see you've got that poetry and I'd love to check you out."

"You really do have a way with words that matches your lovely smile. It's pretty irresistible to be honest."

"Your reply to my poetry makes me want to explore the sensual depths of your mind."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and I'm hoping you can show me the way."

"Challenge accepted! But beware, I might just sweep you off your feet while I’m at it. 😄💨"

"If Nasty C wrote a song about us, would it be called 'Better Than Second Place' or 'Why Aren't We Dancing?'"

"Your words shine bright, like diamonds in lace, just like that necklace, you’re my first place."

"I was busy perfecting my recipe for love, want a taste?"

"Just as the mountains in my Russian hometown, your beauty stands out, making my heart race."

Haha, I like to keep you on your toes! But hey, good things are worth the wait, right? Can't wait to chat more with you.

"A necklace that shines with a story so rare,
You wear it like art, elegance in the air."

"Yelanshe, your blush fuels the fire in me, let's light up the night with our unspoken desires."

No worries at all! I understand, life gets busy. So, what's something you're passionate about?

"Your beauty is a conversation starter, how about we continue that dialogue over dinner tonight?"

"Like Nasty C's flow, you shine with such grace, in this dance of life, it's you I embrace."

"If I had a star for every time you crossed my mind, the night sky would be empty."

"Well, getting to know you sounds like the perfect prequel to a memorable story waiting to unfold."

"If you're inside me, then I must be one unforgettable ride."

"Your silence might be golden, but a response from you would definitely be diamond."

"Hey, did you get lost on your way to my messages? Because I've been missing our conversation."