"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams of a loving wife."

"I must be dreaming because my perfect husband just walked by—how do you manage to look so good?"

Thanks! I believe every great relationship needs a chef. What’s something you’d love to whip up together?

You light up my world like no other, just like how a husband should.

"Looking for a little excitement? I promise to make your fantasies come alive in ways he never could."

"If beauty were a competition, you'd be the clear winner. Can I be your proud trophy husband?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed in this crime scene?"

"Do you have an eraser? Because I can't erase the thought of a future without you as my wife."

I’ve been told I look like your future husband but I can’t confirm this is true.

"Have you always been this captivating or is my heart just looking for its forever home?"

"Are you into building futures? Because I can't picture mine without you as my beautiful wife."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the long-term commitment section of your eyes!"

"I've been looking for my forever, then I found you; Will you be the love story I tell our future kids?"

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a sweet personality that's husband material."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection between us, Mrs. Future Husband."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection despite my dead husband."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I apply to be your husband again?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially my laundry pile!"

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day... as my future wife."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my 'potential husband' sign?"

"So, if you're my wife, can I finally stop sharing my fries? Asking for a future husband!"

"Are you interested in a lifetime contract? Because I've been searching for a forever kind of love like yours."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears from my forever after."

"Looking for Mr. Right? How about we skip the search and start building our forever together tonight?"

"Are you a detective? Because I think you've just found my missing husband material."

"I couldn't help but notice your spark; want to explore some thrilling adventures together?"

"Our alibi was perfect, but I can't hide my feelings for you any longer."

"Is your heart ready for a lifetime commitment? Because I'm in the market for my forever love."

"You're so breathtaking, it's a wonder your husband isn't gasping for air each time he sees you."

"Are you a star? Because you light up my life, just like my husband does every night."

"Are you looking for a husband? Because I've been searching for a lifetime partner as beautiful as you."

"Are you on the market for a lifetime partner? Because I've been searching for a beautiful masterpiece like you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and forgot where I put the groceries!"

"If you're looking for the perfect wedding planner, let's skip to the part where I become your husband."

"Excuse me, but I believe you've stolen my future…because I can't imagine my happily ever after without you."

"Is it just me, or do you get hotter every time you walk into the room? I’m lucky to have you!"

"Is it too soon to say my heart beats for you faster than we buried my husband?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, leaving only my dream wife."

"Are you looking for a husband? Because it seems like destiny led me right to my dream wife."

"Are you a cookie? Because I find you irresistibly sweet."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, baby, I'm ready to catch you forever."

"Is your left ring finger empty? Because I've been dreaming about filling it up with a wedding band."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for in a husband."

Are you an artist? Because you paint vivid colors in my heart, just like my husband does.

"Are you looking for a ring, because I've been searching for my forever and I think it starts with you."

"Is that a sparkle in your eye or are you just ecstatic about changing my bachelor status?"

"I can be the thrill you crave, let’s explore your wild side together—no strings attached."

"Are you a rare loot drop? Because I've been grinding in this game of life just to find someone like you."

"Are you a diamond? Because I've been searching for a gem like you to make my forever sparkle."

"Is your left hand feeling heavy? Because I think it's missing an engagement ring."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like my future husband.

"Excuse me, but I believe the stars in your eyes are missing from my universe, ready to complete it?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is missing an angel, and I'm missing a wife."

"Are you my morning coffee? Because I can't start my day without tasting your sweetness, gorgeous future wife."

"You might see a husband, but I see an irresistible woman that turns friendship into an exciting adventure."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is missing an angel who'd make a perfect wife."

"Do you have a map? Because I've been lost in your eyes since the moment I envisioned us as husband and wife."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the idea of us spending our lifetime together."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged - just like how my husband stole my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I'm on a husband hunt."

"Ever thought of turning your dreams into reality? Because my dream is to be your husband."

Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...

"You've turned my life into a love story so enchanting, even Nicholas Sparks couldn't write it."

Haha, cooking is just one of my secret skills! What’s your go-to dish? Maybe we can have a cook-off someday.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're as heavenly as my husband's love for me.

"Your husband won the lottery when he married you, but can he still appreciate your jackpot of beauty everyday?"

"Sounds like you've got a marriage certificate and a gym membership. Don't tell me, cardio is running away from your husband's snoring?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to become your future husband?"

"Is it just me, or do you look like you could use a little exciting distraction tonight?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I’ve been searching for since I lost my wife."

"Do you like Corpse Husband? Well, darling, you've just won a date in my Among Us lobby."

"Your voice is as enchanting as Corpse Husband's, but when it's game over, can I be your player two?"

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing, did we just skip dating and went straight to 'forever'?"

"Do you believe in love at first sip? Because when I saw you, I spilled my milk."

"Sometimes a change of scenery is all we need—care to explore some new horizons together?"

"Do you have a GPS? Because I've finally found the road to 'husband town' and it leads straight to you."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm pretty sure you landed right next to my husband.

"I don't need a wish list, because everything I've ever wanted in a wife is standing right in front of me."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...including my bachelor status."

Did you invent the airplane? Because you just took my breath away, like a perfect wife.

"Your smile alone makes me feel like I've already won the husband lottery."

"Ex-husband yet a prince, your elven grace makes other men wince."

"Is your wedding ring platinum? Because our chemistry is golden."

"Do you believe in fate? Because I've been searching for my future wife and it seems I've found her in you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and all I see is my future wife."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I see my future husband disappear."

"Is your heart searching for a lifetime partner too? Because mine beats in rhythm with that thought."

"I must admit, your confidence is incredibly attractive. Your husband is a lucky man. Ever considered sharing that luck?"

"I bet even your husband gets lost in those captivating eyes of yours every day."

"Ready to stop being Miss and become Mrs.? Because I've been imagining waking up to your smile every morning."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, like we're already married in another network."

The third time the cashier waved to me during the 2020 pandemic, I figured I had to say something, so I asked her, "Would you care to socially distance ourselves over dinner sometime?" for her to say her husband wouldn't approve. The next and final time I saw her, she had her handful of kids in tow.

"I hope your husband doesn't mind sharing... jokes, I mean. I've got a big ass collection of those!"

"Are you a high-spec PC game? Because my heart keeps skipping frames every time I see you."

"Are you a ring because I feel a powerful attraction and already imagining 'I do' with you."

Excuse me, but I think I lost my husband's phone number. Could I have yours instead?

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and that's a lifetime with you."

Hey girl, does your husband know you're out without your hijab?

Because that's a stoneable offense

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

Spell your name — like 'Gimme an A, gimme an N, gimme a D, gimme a Y. What's that spell? Your future husband.

Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.

God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

No ring? You should be someones husband

Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…