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20 Husband Pick Up lines

Here are 20 husband pick up lines for her and flirty husband rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about husband that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your husband rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny husband pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty husband joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Husband Pickup Lines

A good Husband hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Howie.

    Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

  2. Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

  3. Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

    Tracking number (phone number)

    Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

    (Reviews)

  4. Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

  5. What’s that spell? Your future husband.

  6. I’ve been told I look like your future husband but I can’t confirm this is true.

Short and cute husband pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about husband are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...

The third time the cashier waved to me during the 2020 pandemic, I figured I had to say something, so I asked her, "Would you care to socially distance ourselves over dinner sometime?" for her to say her husband wouldn't approve. The next and final time I saw her, she had her handful of kids in tow.

Hey girl, does your husband know you're out without your hijab?

Because that's a stoneable offense

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

No ring? You should be someones husband

Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…

Cheesy husband Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Spell your name — like 'Gimme an A, gimme an N, gimme a D, gimme a Y. What's that spell? Your future husband.

Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.


Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Husband love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Husband chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.