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Top 20 Husband Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Husband pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Husband conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Howie.

    Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

  2. Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

  3. Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)

    Tracking number (phone number)

    Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

    (Reviews)

  4. Looking for suggestions for my husband

    Every day when he gets off work, my husband calls me and on his drive home, he vents about his workday. To break the tension, I started answering the phone with a corny or sexy pickup line, and he loves it. I’ve been doing this daily for about ten months now, and I’m running low on material.

    Any suggestions for clever, cute, sexy, punny, original pickup lines I can use on him?

  5. Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

  6. What’s that spell? Your future husband.

  7. I’ve been told I look like your future husband but I can’t confirm this is true.

  8. Her: I’m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

    Me: That’s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Here’s my number...

  9. Hey girl, does your husband know you're out without your hijab?

    Because that's a stoneable offense

  10. What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

    What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
    They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
    They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
    This is a lose-lose situation.
    So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM


Working husband pickup lines

Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.

God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.

I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

No ring? You should be someones husband

Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…

Spell your name — like 'Gimme an A, gimme an N, gimme a D, gimme a Y. What's that spell? Your future husband.