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Top 20 Internal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Internal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Internal conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?

  2. I was planning on going into general practice, but tonight we can practice internal medicine.

  3. Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

  4. You have to feel my click internally, babe. I can’t always kiss hard.

  5. But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

  6. How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

  7. Are you the International Space Station?

    Because you're out of this world

  8. Hey girl, are you smart?

    Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge 🥵

  9. Are you a international poultry thief?

    Because you must steal all the chicks

    This one was for the ladies

  10. Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

    ...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

Funny internal pickup lines

Are you the ISS?
Because I'm SpaceX and I wanna put a human in you.

Need some help on the wording ngl🤣

ISS = International Space Station btw

Can I take your internal temperature?

Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?

I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.