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Top 12 Lawn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lawn pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

  2. Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

  3. How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

  4. What's your lawn sign?

  5. Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

  6. I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...

  7. I may not be into gardening. . .

    Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

  8. Where are you sitting? Because I want to put my lawn chair next to yours.

  9. I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

  10. I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

Funny lawn pickup lines

I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi

You look beautiful on the leafless lawn that I created using power tools. (Leaf Blower)