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Top 21 Leaf Blower Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Leaf Blower pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

  2. Do you like men who take grooming seriously? (Leaf Blower)

  3. Does it frighten you that I control the winds, like a god? (Leaf Blower)

  4. Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell? (Leaf Blower)

  5. Here, let me blow that eyelash out of your eye, at point blank range. (Leaf Blower)

  6. How about we head back to my place and see if we can’t void this leaf blower’s warranty? (Leaf Blower)

  7. I can remove a woman’s bra with a shredder vac. Just sayin’. (Leaf Blower)

  8. I don’t need to give you my number. Just follow the noise pollution. (Leaf Blower)

  9. I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity? (Leaf Blower)

  10. I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)

Funny leaf blower pickup lines

Didn’t I blow you earlier in the day, or was that a radiant leaf pile at sunrise? (Leaf Blower)

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses. (Leaf Blower)

My other leaf blower is a hovercraft. (Leaf Blower)

Sure, it’s bad for the environment, but what’s the point of saving the planet if we’re apart? (Leaf Blower)

These hearing protection muffs remind me of my time in the studio with Aerosmith. (Leaf Blower)

What? You have a boyfriend? I certainly hope he isn’t engulfed by a dust cloud. (Leaf Blower)

With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)

Work it. Work that twigless sidewalk. (Leaf Blower)

You look beautiful on the leafless lawn that I created using power tools. (Leaf Blower)

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during sex, but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)