There are so many books here but I want to read you.

You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

I can also read something else besides books, your heart.

I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

Gonna check you out like a library book.

Um, hello. Do you have any books on being in love with me?

If you were a library book, I'd never turn you in.

"Well, lucky for you, I can be your personal library. 😉 Let me know what genre you're in the mood for."

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all night, but don't worry, no late return fees here."

"You might be alone now, but if you were a library book, I'd always have you checked out."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out despite the deafening silence."

Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out... just like your adoptive parents did!

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, and I want to explore your chapters.

"Is your ass a library book? Because I can't stop checking it out, but I promise I'll return it on time."

"Is your name Library? Because I can't seem to stop checking you out, my favorite book in life's narrative."

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm definitely checking it out and hoping for an extended loan."

Are you a library book? Because I can't seem to trust your spine full of lies!

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, just like your dad's credit card.

Are you a library book? Because I’d love to check you out and explore your back pages.

"Are you a library book, Madison? Because I'm checking you out and boy, your story is overdue for some laughs!"

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out, overdue, just like my affinity for sweet-talking mischief-makers."

"Your modest charm is like a rare book in an empty library, it captivates my curiosity."

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm checking it out, and it's definitely overdue for some recognition."

"Just like a library book, I have no due date, but I'd still love to check you out for a captivating story."

"If your ass was a library book, I'd check it out... but is there an overdue fee for getting lost in your sass?"

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out with that brilliant mind.

"Is your cat as curious as you? Because I'd love to explore the library of your mind."

Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out and never return you.

"Want to know the secret to my silence? It's not a library, it's your presence on my face, as my favorite book."

"Are you a library book? Because I’d love to check you out without all the noise!"

Are you a book? Because every time I see you, I can't put you down.

"Are you an overdue library book? Because I'm checking you out, even though you're already 'taken'... by surprise!"

"Are you a library book? Because I see you've got that poetry and I'd love to check you out."

Are you a book? Because I'm checking you out like Daddy at the library.

"Are you an overdue library book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"

"Are you a library book? Because even though I've just read your message, I'm already late for our next date."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out like it's a porno.

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out. Your loyalty is sexy.

"Well, I must be a library book, because I can't help being checked out even when you're already reading another novel."

"Are you a library book from Curtin University? Because I'm totally checking you out.”

Are you a library book? Because you're overdue for being completely obsessed with me.

"Is your backside a library book? Because it's got so much volume, I’m already checking it out!"

Are you a library book? Because every time I see you, I feel like studying your pages.

"In the vast library of my heart, darling you're my most precious part."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the library heavens? Because every conversation with you is a chapter I'd love to read!"

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out and it seems I'm overdue for our story to begin."

"Your cleavage must be a library because it's got my attention completely booked."

"Mitchell's heart might not be a library, but it definitely has a book of love written just for you."

"Are your legs a library book? Because I'm checking them out and I just can't put them down."

"If I were a library book, would you check me out and call me 'mine' till overdue?"

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out! Your love for literature is enchanting.

"You remind me of a library book, always open to new chapters but impossible to put down."

"Girl, if your voice was a library book, I'd never want to return it, even when you're telling me to shut up."

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out for a good read.

"Are you a library book? Because I can't help but check you out."

"You must be a library book, because I can't stop thinking about checking you out."

"Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out... just like your birth certificate."

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out for way longer than intended.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out faster than Manish can say 'shukriya'!"

"Is your nose a library book? Because I'm totally checking it out and I'm way overdue for falling for you."

a library book.

"Are you a library book? Because I am totally checking you out."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out... from behind. 😉

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out like Henry VIII and his divorces.

Hey Robin, are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you... unlike me, I'm more like an overdue library book!

Are you a library book? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out, despite my overdue fine for lost romance novels."

"In the library of love, your chapter's my favorite scene, like a movie that's surreal and a serial yet unseen."

"Are your lips a library book? Because I'm checking you out to 'shush' my heart's noise."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out."

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm checking it out and I just can't put it down."

"You're like a forbidden book in the library, your intellect is intriguing, but your cover is incredibly tempting."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out, and I've got a feeling this story ends with your lock-ET around my heart."

"Are you a library book, Lenny? Because I'm totally checking you out, overdue fines be damned."

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out with my cool librarian card.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out and I can see our late fees piling up in friendship."

"" "You know if life was a book, I'd be the library cause I've got so many stories. But unlike a library, I don't do late fees."

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"Is your rear a library book? Because I'm checking it out and I can't seem to put it down!"

Are you a library book? Because every time I see you, I want to check you out... shukriya!

"Are you a library book? 'Cause I've been checking you out in silence, scared of overdue fines and rejection."

You remind me of an overdue library book

*Cause you got Fine written all over you.*

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, you're the ultimate humss fantasy.

Are you a library book? Because your presence makes my studying time worthwhile.

In a library full of books, you're the most captivating story I've ever read.

"You think my lines are stupid? Well, I must be a library book because I'm totally checking you out."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out from across the room.

"Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out for a good story!"

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out and hoping you don't have a late fee.

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all day in my head!"

"Is your heart a library book? Because I'm checking you out, hoping there's no date due back to a boyfriend."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out in silence because my confidence is on quiet mode today."

"Are you a library book? Because I can't resist checking you out and getting lost in your story."

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out and you've got all the right chapters.

"You're like a library book, I can't help but check you out. Can I read between your lines tonight?"

Are you a tired library book? Because you're overdue for some rest... in my arms.

"Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out like my favorite mystery novel."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out, even though I know I'll be back for more tomorrow."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out with your humss charm.

"Are you a library book? Because I can't stop staring at you... I mean, your intelligence is captivating."

"Hey, before I make like a library book and check out, could I borrow your smile to brighten up my dreams?"

"Are you a library book? Because I’d love to check you out, but I promise to keep it quiet!"

"Are your legs a library book? Because I'm checking you out, and already dreading the late fees."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out with your killer moves.

"Show me your library card, 'cause I'm checking you out like the bestseller in my heart's book club."

Are you a library book? Because you're overdue for a check-out... and so am I.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out and I promise to handle with care."

"Madison, are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out and, unlike books, I never want to return you."

"Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, neighbor."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out – overdue fines wouldn't even stop me!"

Haha, I'm like a library book – check me out for a good time, but don't forget to return me by midnight! 📚😉

Are you a book? Because I can't put you down... unless the library closes.

"Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out while you're studying."

"Well, I heard there's a book here that can make even a silent room burst into laughter, any idea which one it could be?"

"Do you have a library card? Because I've been checking you out like my favorite book."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out like a high-speed chase soundtrack."

If your ass was a library book, I'd never return it because it's got so many chapters...and that's just the beginning!

"Are you a forbidden book? Because your lewd humor adds a thrill to my everyday library."

Are you a library book? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've hit the jackpot.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out...and yes, I'll pay the late fees."

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out... quietly, of course.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out even though I know I'll have to eventually return you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out every time you read my message."

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out in those glasses.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out, overdue fines and all!"

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out again and again!

"I love getting lost in books with you at the library, but I'm more interested in reading your eyes right now."

"Just like a rare, old book, you've got that charm I've been searching for in all the wrong libraries."

"Well, isn't it convenient that you're a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out and I promise to handle your pages with care!"

Are you a tired library book? Because I want to check you out and keep you up all night.