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Top 15 Noise Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Noise pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my guitar?

    Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

  2. So I heard you from across the weight room...Do you make that noise for everything?

  3. Your grunting noises aren't at all intimating and I'd love to take you out.

  4. Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer

  5. Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*

  6. Are you a microwave?

    Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

    (Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

  7. Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.

  8. I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

    Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.

  9. Need one for Moises?

    Rhyming with noises works, just don't make it too raunchy/forward.

  10. You remind me of a gyroid

    You make a lot of noise and you're dead inside

Funny noise pickup lines

You're so stealthy in that Prius, I'll show you how to make some noise.

It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.

I don’t need to give you my number. Just follow the noise pollution. (Leaf Blower)

Are you fox? Cuz you shine like the stars and set my heart on FIYAAAAH  multishine noises