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Top 16 Oral Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Oral pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Oral procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

  2. Girl are you a oral exam?

    Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...

  3. So do you have an oral or an fixation?

  4. I have an oral argument for you.

  5. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

    **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

    * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
    * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
    * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
    * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
    * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
    * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
    * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
    * \*waits\*
    * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
    * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
    * \*waits\*
    * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
    * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
    * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
    * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
    * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
    * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
    * \*waits\*
    * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
    * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

    And for the finale:

    * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
    * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

  6. Are you a dentist?

    Cuz I’m just tryna get some Oral, B.

  7. I had A bad day,

    I need ur oral support .

  8. One of my friends told me that girls hate oral

    Want to help me prove them wrong ?

  9. I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

  10. I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?

Funny oral pickup lines

I've got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Must be taken orally.

Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.

I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.